Welcome to the Zoo

Story Time

In a local bar far, far away, elderly women flirted with Broc. One special lady got the chance to grind up on him. A motorcycle gang joined the crowd and eventually Broc was booed off stage by a group of jealous homosexuals. The locals did not see that much fun since their 21st birthday. Broc brought it out! It's six in the morning at a college apartment, a large, thin-sliced, extra cheese Digiorno pizza is sitting on a 20 year old stove. Our friend, Isaiah, grabs the pizza, walks over to the couch where another one of our friends, Hunter, is sleeping and takes his hat off and proceeds to slap him in the face with the entire pizza. A blue dry erase marker was found and Peff felt a little artistic. He ventured into each room and drew penises on everyones forehead. Enjoy the episode, more stories to follow.

Welcome to the Zoo

From having a full conversation with a lion, feces hurling monkeys, silverbacks shattering glass, and cheetahs breaking out of their cages and chasing civilians. Shaggy and Scooby hangout with Ricky when he watches his cartoons all the while Broc and Peff are trying to get a better understanding on how the psychedelic drug world works. Christmas lights dancing and singing, twin versions of yourself, and becoming the peanut butter on a Ritz cracker, the mind takes you into a different world. Super Bowl predictions were set in stone. Commercials have been a let down over the years. Players make too much money. Stadiums make too much money. How can one event be capable of distracting everyone for an entire day? That is impressive....

On the Fence

Should you live with someone before marrying them? Are they your lover or your roommate? You really don't know someone until you live with them. Living habits are extremely important to understand and adapt to inside of a relationship. You should have spent enough time to make a decision on whether or not you're willing to compromise for their living habits. Or are your habits too important to readjust? Can you be best friends with the opposite sex? A line should be drawn somewhere. Whether you are content with a best friend of the opposite sex, boundaries still need to be set into place. Can you be friends with someone you use to date? Hard question to answer, unless the love faded from both sides. Would you stay friends with someone that got together with your previous lover? Morality at its finest. Great on the fence topics in this episode. Enjoy.

Relationship Material

The values we carry with us transfer into our relationships. Trust is a major contribution to a relationship and to break it... diminishes the value of trust. Imagine going through your partner's diary/journal or their phone. You will, whether you like it or not, find something that you will not like. An old picture from 3 years ago they didn't even know existed, old texts, "the ten swipes challenge," or perhaps you are being sneaky. Either way, someone's trust will turn into insecurity. Privacy is still important to a certain extent. As we dove deeper into our conversation, Ricky was constantly negative about relationships. Apparently to him, you change for the worse and after two months its over because you're bored. How pitiful to live. I won't go on a tangent, listen and decide for yourself if you truly are... relationship material. Enjoy.

A Gambling Intervention

The boys are back! Reminiscing on the good ole days. We had a productive conversation on Broc's gambling "addiction." The highs, the lows, and the memories made that make it worth while to be depressed and pissed off, always. Money in, never. Money out, always. An attempt to change his perspective failed miserably and he will forever be addicted to the sadness gambling brings him. However, whenever that parlay hits, his friends doing handshakes, hugging, and potentially... kissing, becomes overwhelmingly euphoric. A memory paid for, or perhaps won? Oh, we also cannot swear, or at least try. Enjoy this episode. See you very, very soon.