Ghislaine Maxwell put on Suicide Watch! Will she get Epsteined?

Juicy Assed Sex Dolls into Vabbing?

Debauchery at it's finest. Woman climbs through drive through to cook her own order. Man ejaculates from his asshole. We know know that K-mart sells sex dolls and AOC has the juiciest ass of  them all. We also have updates on the Elon-Trump beef and talk about space. Enjoy! #24 RIP Kobe

Nancy's Nips are Nice and Naughty!

We hope you had a happy fourth of July! Our theories were correct! Nancy Pelosi is a total piece equipped with magnificent melons! Chucky was spotted looking for blood on a NY subway, we have a person who identifies as a bird, and two police officers get into a squabble! Also reflect on our favorite and most dangerous firework videos! Skeeter and Rix forever! Enjoy! #23

Ghislaine Maxwell put on Suicide Watch! Will she get Epsteined?

Man fights off Gator with a cast iron! Woman is sexually attracted to fences! Will Ghislaine Maxwell get killed like Epstein? We also have breaking news about Hunter Biden's laptop! Ducks also make great pets, enjoy!!! #22

Biden's Bicycle Biff

Biden biffs his shit on a bicycle. Man blames Putin for his speeding, Justin Bieber's face is half paralyzed, and a cat fights off a coyote! Even you can be a trans activist when you pee sitting down. Happy Father's Day! #21

Bill Gates has the Best Breast Milk #20

An orangutan has gone wild, sex robots are among us, and Bill Gates may be pregnant. We are proud to be pimpin this pride month, and feeling blessed that we do not smell like fish. Measuring sheep burps is on the rise, and people are streaking while fully clothed. Have you ever seen a duck fall asleep?