Episode 9--Back from Vacation with Pissy Pants, New Jersey Lobsters, and Traumatic Souvenirs

EPISODE 13--DON'T ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO 11 & 12

Is Etch, formerly on Q101 now on Y-102 [https://wybr.com/], Big Rapids Michigan, the voice of Chester Cheetah?  Why does Kin Faux [https://www.kinfaux.com/] spell their name like that?  What's up with the Cheetos flavored Mac & Cheese [https://www.cheetos.com/products/cheetos-mac-n-cheese-flamin-hot]? Who the heck is Stick Davis [https://www.jordandavisofficial.com/]?  Only ONE of these questions will be answered in this episode...but many more will be raised, so listen and if you have an answer, let us know [//surrealnotssocountry@gmail.com].

Episode 10--Words, some anal breathing, big eyeballs, dinosaurs, a board game, gross trends, and a kid's cake logic.

Links:  Jake Owen [https://www.jakeowen.net/]  Morgan Ashley [https://morganashleyofficial.com/] See you on 6/21! Chuck Wimer [https://www.chuckwimermusic.com/] See you on 7/2! Mustard watermelon [https://food.ndtv.com/news/people-are-going-gaga-over-watermelon-with-mustard-sauce-would-you-try-it-2460082] A three-year-old's logic [https://comicbook.com/movies/news/lion-king-birthday-cake-child-sad-mufasas-death/] Wanna go a few rounds or just play Monopoly?  [https://www.studyfinds.org/game-night-monopoly-banned-causes-most-fights/] Take a deep breath...through your butt?!? [https://www.inverse.com/science/rectum-breathing] Really, people? Dinosaurs still walking the earth...somewhere? [https://swnsdigital.com/2021/06/nearly-half-of-americans-convinced-dinosaurs-still-exist-in-a-remote-corner-of-the-world/]  So we're smarter in the dark, but more stupid when we're mad?  [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/pupil-size-is-a-marker-of-intelligence/] And we'd like to thank Shelby for the input, Al for the pep talk, Kyle for having cool eyes (Happy Birthday, Little Kid!!!), and more apologies to everyone Ivy didn't tell about her wedding personally. Y'all need to get over it--looking at you Taylor. Also a big thanks to you for listening--we appreciate it.

Episode 9--Back from Vacation with Pissy Pants, New Jersey Lobsters, and Traumatic Souvenirs

Links:  Dillon Carmichael [https://www.dilloncarmichael.com/]... New Jersey Lobster just didn't sound right... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_lobster] The Hef saved the "O"...and that's NOT a euphemism... [https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/09/hugh-hefner-hollywood-sign] Ivy calls bull$#!+... [https://www.swnsdigital.com/2021/05/research-reveals-americans-are-terrified-of-driving-after-lack-of-practice-during-the-pandemic/] There are better ways to spend $75... [https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/this-company-sells-jeans-that-look-like-you-pissed-yourself] Well, that's one way to break up with someone... [https://www.ksl.com/article/50173540/man-who-didnt-want-girlfriend-moving-in-with-him-burned-his-trailer-prosecutors-say] Left-pawed cats...who pays for this stuff??? [https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-asymmetric-brain/201902/is-your-cat-left-handed#:~:text=Overall%2C%2039%25%20of%20cats%20were,chance%20of%20being%20left%2Dhanded.]  Thanks to Vincentas Liskauskas for the cover art photo... [Photo by https://unsplash.com/@vincentas_?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditCopyText on https://unsplash.com/s/photos/hollywood-sign?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditCopyText]

Episode 8: Don't Be an Evil Grimace While Gardening Naked

THE LINKS!!!!! Mackenzie Porter [https://mackenzieporter.com/] Terry McBride [https://www.terrymcbridemusic.com/] The Band of Heathens [https://bandofheathens.com/] "High" Meat [https://www.cnet.com/health/nutrition/people-are-eating-fermented-meat-to-get-high-heres-why-thats-dangerous/] Grimace was a bad guy? [https://dinosaurdracula.com/blog/evil-grimace/] Here's more info about duct tape than I knew existed... [https://www.accounting-degree.org/lucrative/#:~:text=Consumers%20buy%20an%20estimated%20%24100,around%20the%20equator%2012.3%20times.] The best cities for naked gardening [https://www.lawnstarter.com/blog/studies/best-cities-world-naked-gardening-day/] Enjoy!!

Episode 7: Josh? Korn? ESPN? What's in a name? And is it the podcast or the punch that's in the toilet?

The Linkety Links: U.S. Military Maximum Height [https://www.thebalancecareers.com/us-military-enlistment-standards-3354017#:~:text=The%20cause%20for%20rejection%20for,The%20Marines%20are%20more%20restrictive.] THE Josh Fight [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX7Waxg5WkA] What was that name again? [https://popculture.com/trending/news/newborn-baby-named-korn-after-hospital-mixup/] Why not Cinemax? [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/05/18/a-couple-named-their-baby-espn-they-arent-the-only-ones/] This is not how I remember punch being made... [https://food.ndtv.com/news/video-of-diy-punch-made-in-toilet-goes-viral-twitter-cant-even-2422797] Where Ivy gets the items for "This Past Week in the Past" [https://www.onthisday.com/]