The Thursday Night Tanked Show (Little Kansas Dick, Episode 78 )

The Thursday Night Tanked Show (Little Kansas Dick, Episode 78 )

Welcome to Episode 78 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Little Kansas Dick.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another finely aged technology disaster powered by Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, weak THC drinks, repair glasses, exploding server rooms, shirt-changing trauma, voicemail insanity, and one Kansas pizza monologue that instantly becomes TNT history.The show opens with the usual ritual: technical confusion, the theme song, the official TNT warning, and Jimmy Mack delivering the opening prayer. Dr. Soos debuts his terrifying computer repair glasses, Mr. X once again struggles not to call the show Tuesday Night Tanked, and the chat room immediately resumes its role as TNT’s hostile executive board.This episode includes:🍺 Episode 78 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer👓 Dr. Soos wears his high-tech computer repair glasses way too long🤖 Mr. X broadcasts from the TNT server room with robot ladies and constant explosions🍒 Mr. X upgrades to Big Boy Beer: Sam Adams Cherry Wheat🥤 Dr. Soos investigates a suspiciously weak THC drink📉 TNT checks the podcast and YouTube numbers and regrets it immediately🛍️ The brand-new TNT merch store gets promoted👕 The hand-drawn TNT caricature shirt gets its big moment🚨 Dr. Soos changes shirts live and nearly breaks the internet💬 The TNT Telegram chat becomes the official 24/7 chaos chamber📼 The new TNT voicemail archive is now live on the website☎️ The voicemail number returns: 904-516-0045🧠 Voicemail 101 returns because callers are still fighting their phones🌎 Jimmy Lindenstein delivers questionable World Cup coverage from Sydney🥃 Nikolai Magomedov makes a strange alcohol-business proposal🤖 A brutal AI-style voicemail reviews the show and calls the boys beautiful bastards☎️ Rose tries to make a hotel reservation through the voicemail line🎶 Michael McDonald briefly resurfaces👑 iEllie calls to demand an on-time show with no AI slop🏍️ Macho Man Randy Savage calls from a motorcycle and threatens future wrestling violence🍕 Long Rod Wiley Rodney from Kansas delivers the greatest leftover party pizza recipe ever recorded🧄 Garlic powder, garlic olive oil, Italian seasoning, hot honey, and Kansas confidence become show canon🧓 Bernie Sanders returns with more legal confusion🎤 David Lee Roth and Axl Rose return to the TNT voicemail universe🧊 Mr. X freezes again, because internet failure is now a recurring cast member📰 News of the Weird finally begins roughly 40 minutes into the show🍺 A Florida DUI story involves an alarming number of White Claw cans🐶 A gaming PC allegedly saves someone from a bullet fired by a neighbor’s dog🐱 A school lockdown involves a possible mountain lion situation🍗 A rotisserie chicken return attempt enters the Tractor Supply universe🚽 A bidet-related toilet mishap goes horribly wrong🌧️ Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark attraction deals with rain damage🥪 A McDonald’s Sausage McMuffin lawsuit gets violently summarized🌭 A German man builds the world’s largest LEGO sausage🐈 A cat wanders onto a Romeo and Juliet stage and steals the entire play🥩 Product of the Week: Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Meat Exotic Snack Sticks🦘 Kangaroo, elk, wild boar, ostrich, alligator, venison, and other questionable stick meats enter the chat🧴 Bonus Product of the Week: Vacation Classic Sunscreen Whip, which looks dangerously like whipped cream🗳️ The chat room votes on the official show title🏆 “Little Kansas Dick” becomes the official Episode 78 title📞 The phony phone call segment collapses into Phony Phone Call 101🎧 The show closes with vintage TNT clips, including the legendary Goatee Saver and Meet the Feekers meltdown

The Thursday Night Tanked Show (Blur Jay, Episode 77)

Welcome to Episode 77 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Blur Jay.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another precision-engineered disaster powered by Pabst Light, a working Story Deck, blurry bird photography, fake legal threats, broken pronunciation, and a phony phone call that turns a pizza restaurant into a Canadian baseball crisis center.The show opens with the rarest TNT event of all: most things actually work. Jimmy Mack delivers the opening prayer, Kevin enters the chat, AppleGirl checks in from a train, and Mr. X unveils a new TNT server-room background full of bald robot women and infrastructure fires.This episode includes:🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer🔥 Story Deck works, which is immediately suspicious🤖 Mr. X broadcasts from the TNT server room🚂 AppleGirl joins from a train🐦 Dr. Soos introduces the blurry bird feeder legend known as the Blur Jay🎤 A trivia host may have pulled a Gary Cherone question straight from TNT lore⚖️ The Gary Cherone legal universe continues to haunt the show🏀 Mr. X becomes a basketball expert after watching roughly two games🚩 “Flagrant foul” mutates into “fragrant flower”🏒 The Golden Knights confuse everyone (though Mr. X was an actual Golden Knight in college)🍺 Tonight’s episode is unofficially brought to you by Pabst Light📞 Voicemails include Rose, Nick DiBiase, Donnie Donahue, and multiple phone-usage crimes🧓 Bernie Sanders forgets his legal demands and reads his grocery list instead⚖️ Craig Cross calls live, attacks the Bernie impression, blames another secretary, and reveals Gary Cherone’s demands🐸 Bernie is accused of sounding like Kermit the Frog🐦 Gary allegedly wants a carrier pigeon named Cletus and possibly a Blur Jay💪 Craig Cross turns out to be Arnold the whole time🍆 Dr. Soos covers a medical story about a rare triple penis🎶 “Detachable Penis” by King Missile becomes briefly relevant, because TNT is educational🏀 A high school yearbook quote allegedly predicts “Knicks in 6” for the 2026 NBA Finals🧾 A man's last name "Pfeufer" becomes “Fafoofer”🍟 A Frenchman crashes into Sydney’s Archibald Fountain while eating McDonald’s🧌 A Florida tricycle suspect allegedly steals lawn gnomes🏐 A man may or may not accidentally join a cult after misreading an adult kickball flyer📚 Professional wrestling invades public libraries🐱 The world’s richest cat leads to French tax confusion and “Prostate Court”🪑 A Florida parking-space furniture dispute enters the scene🐢 A turtle survives buried under a house for ten years💩 NASA tests turning astronaut poop into plant food🌕 The moon may someday run on recycled urine and the worst salad bar in the solar system🩲 Product of the Week: Tidy Whities microfiber glasses cloths🍟 Bonus Product: a car french fry and sauce holder Mr. X immediately needs🥫 The legendary Amazon can opener disaster returns🚗 Dr. Soos revisits his Florida rental car failure📞 Live Phony phone call: Dr. Soos asks a pizza restaurant about watching the Toronto Blur Jays play the Oreos. Notable: Baseball, DVRs, Canadian relatives, hard liquor, sombreros, and street fighting🏇 Dr. Soos attempts a horse-racing announcer voice for the show title poll🗳️ The chat room chooses “Blur Jay” as the official title🎂 Kevin receives a deeply uncomfortable TNT birthday performanceOfficial site:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/Watch live:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/watchContact:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/contactFax:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/faxYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@thursdaynighttankedSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6RKI2NMStk5K6NMyEZIdvM?si=RYrWmNRUT2GjrJtpudPvmwApple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-thursday-night-tanked-show-tnt/id1894093990Reddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/thursdaynighttanked/

The Thursday Night Tanked Show (He's Fronzen, Episode 76)

Welcome to Episode 76 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “He’s Fronzen.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another deeply stable broadcast powered by beer, panic, Firebase quotas, broken buttons, surprise guests, paper cue cards, and the kind of technical failure that makes you wonder if the internet itself was trying to resign.The show opens with a full-blown pre-show crisis as Story Deck disappears minutes before going live, Google/Firebase starts screaming about quotas, the website breaks, the banner dies, the call-in tools become questionable, and Mr. X tries to vibe-code his way out of a hostage situation with ten minutes to air. Somehow, the show goes live anyway, because “professionalism” was never invited.This episode also features ApplGirl becoming the first accidental in-studio TNT guest, wearing headphones over headphones, bouncing into camera range, assisting with cue cards, and somehow becoming more technically useful than Zoom, Firebase, and half the website combined.Join us live every Thursday night starting at 8PM Eastern on YouTube Live.Call into the show live each Thursday starting at 8PM Eastern and become part of the nonsense. Leave a voicemail 24/7. Send a fax. Send a telegram. Send something legally defensible.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, phony phone calls, alcohol, technical disasters, paper signs, legal threats, and two grown men proving every week that “going live” is less of a plan and more of a medical event. 🍻

The Thursday Night Tanked Show (A Finger Up The Butt, Episode 75)

Welcome to Episode 75 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “A Finger Up The Butt.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another deeply professional broadcast held together by beer, broken technology, questionable medical advice, and the kind of chat-room chaos that should probably require liability insurance.The show opens with the usual technical ballet: live stream setup confusion, multiple theme songs, a surprise opening prayer from Jimmy Mack, and the immediate realization that nobody involved should be trusted with buttons. From there, the boys celebrate Episode 75, explain the show for new listeners, welcome the live chat, and acknowledge the official TNT donation breakthrough — making iEllie the unofficial CEO of this whole disaster.This episode includes:🍺 Episode 75 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer🦌 The pre-show birth of “Deer Ate My Bush”🔥 Dr. Soos broadcasts from inside a rotisserie meat chamber🚀 Mr. X floats around in space like a drunk NASA intern💰 TNT gets its first official donation👑 iEllie becomes the unofficial CEO of TNT Industries📞 More voicemail chaos, including Shake Shack confusion, frog callbacks, Uncle Hank, Craig Cross, and legal threats from the Gary Cherone universe🦘 A real trampolines.com commercial that somehow sounds like TNT wrote it📰 Weird news, fake news, and the weekly hunt for the fake story🐻 A bear ringing a New Jersey doorbell❤️ A patient’s irregular heartbeat allegedly fixed by a finger in a very specific place🚒 A fire department catching fire in Menands, New York🦉 Hooters attempting to become more “family friendly,” which sounds illegal in several emotional jurisdictions🍕 Pizza Hut Classic bringing back red cups, booths, lamps, arcade games, and childhood nostalgia🎸 Robert Fripp asking the important hospital question: why were his balls shaved?🐶 A dog mood app that may or may not understand dogs better than people🔫 A dog accidentally shooting a woman with a shotgun in Nebraska👁️ A man living with a wooden branch stuck in his eye socket for over a year🤖 An AI startup allegedly paying people $2,000 a month to test guided masturbation🚜 Michigan seniors celebrating Tractor Day at Airport High School🥃 Product of the Week: the ankle monitor flask🥒 Bonus Product of the Week: the yodelling pickle🤖 YouTube AI completely melting down while trying to pronounce WWE🗳️ The chat room choosing “A Finger Up The Butt” as the official show titleThis episode also features no live phony phone call, because even TNT has limits. Not moral limits. Just planning limits.Join us live every Thursday night starting at 8PM Eastern on YouTube Live.Call into the show live each Thursday starting at 8PM Eastern and become part of the nonsense. Leave a voicemail 24/7 (find the number on the website).Visit the official TNT website:thursdaynighttanked.comJoin the TNT Reddit community:reddit.thursdaynighttanked.comAnd don’t forget to listen to The Thursday Night Tanked Show on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, phony phone calls, alcohol, bad decisions, and two grown men proving every week that the internet was not ready for them. 🍻

The Thursday Night Tanked Show (5 white balls in his mouth, Episode 74)

Welcome to Episode 74 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “5 White Balls In His Mouth.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another deeply questionable Thursday night livestream featuring broken YouTube magic, delayed chat-room chaos, voicemail etiquette lessons, AI insults, frogs in lettuce, body-cavity wine smuggling, and one extremely suspicious story about a man growing a new penis on his arm.The show begins with YouTube immediately deciding to be difficult, forcing the boys back into the old-fashioned live setup and throwing the chat room slightly out of sync. Naturally, this leads to several minutes of troubleshooting, mic adjustments, stinger confusion, and the usual reminder that somehow this operation has been happening since 2004 and still feels held together by duct tape, beer, and bad judgment.This episode includes:🍺 Episode 74 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show🎙️ A much-needed Voicemail 101 class for callers📞 New voicemails from Skip Stone, iEllie, Uncle Hank, Craig Cross, and even Sydney the AI assistant⚖️ A possible cease and desist from Gary Cherone's alleged legal team🧠 Sydney the AI assistant delivering a brutal AI roast of the entire show📰 Weird news, fake news, and one fake story hiding in the mix🍆 A man who allegedly had a replacement penis grown on his arm🌱 Students accidentally eating dirt because somebody thought it looked like dessert🚗 A Knight Rider KITT replica getting a speeding ticket while sitting inside a museum🔥 A strongman pulling a car with his penis while on fire🍷 A woman accused of hiding stolen Chardonnay in a body cavity🛒 Fake Costco air being sold as an anxiety-reducing wellness product🚕 Waymo cars swarming an Atlanta cul-de-sac like confused robot bees🐸 A frog found inside a bag of lettuce🦷 A world record involving snapping toothpicks on a Disney cruise🔮 A Zoltar fortune-telling machine allegedly picking winning Powerball numbers🥡 A Wawa fight involving a sugar container🎁 Product of the Week: reusable plunger-shaped “Party Poopers”📞 A live phony phone call about finding a frog in a salad bag⛓️ A classic TNT locksmith phone call replay to close out the showThe official show title, chosen by the chat room after a battle with “Dick Arm,” is “5 White Balls In His Mouth.” Obviously.Join us live every Thursday night starting at 8PM Eastern on YouTube Live.Call into the show live each Thursday starting at 8PM Eastern and become part of the nonsense.Visit the official TNT website:thursdaynighttanked.comJoin the TNT Reddit community:reddit.thursdaynighttanked.comAnd don’t forget to listen to The Thursday Night Tanked Show on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, phony phone calls, alcohol, terrible decisions, and two grown men proving every week that technology was a mistake. 🍻