We Googled "Worst Pick Up Lines" So You Don't Have To

Interview w/ Stefan "Snack Daddy" Johnson: Snack, Laugh, Repeat

Dave and Mike sit down with the legendary Stefan Johnson — aka Snack Daddy — for an episode packed with laughter, spice, and surprises. With a table full of Korean snacks in front of them, they ask Stefan the hard-hitting questions in between bites: Just how bad was the One Chip Challenge? Would he rather star in the MCU, host his own show, or become a WWE ring-side hype machine? The last choice? That’s a mystery you’ll have to listen to uncover. One thing’s for sure: this episode is a flavor-packed riot you don’t want to miss!

We Googled "Worst Pick Up Lines" So You Don't Have To

In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike take you on a wild ride through the worst pick-up lines known to humanity. But before they even get to the main topic, they take a hilarious detour down memory lane, revisiting an old TikTok video where a creator came up with absurdly funny alternative names for the gas station chain Kum & Go. Naturally, things spiral further out of control when they somehow land on a completely inappropriate discussion about Stephen Hawking’s theoretical experience on Epstein Island (we promise it’s as terrible and hilarious as it sounds). Finally, they drag themselves back to the original topic. It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s The Vulgar Burrito Podcast. And trust us, you’re going to love every ridiculous minute of it.

Real Facts That Sound Like We Made Them Up

In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave dives into a list of real, bizarre facts that sound completely made up—but aren’t. From Lara Croft’s iconic breast size being a programmer’s happy accident to the disturbing truth about baby koalas’ first meals (spoiler: it’s poop), we break down the weirdest facts with our signature brand of dumbassery. Also, did you know Uranus was almost called George? Well, now you do—and you can’t un-know it. Join us for a deep dive into the hilariously absurd world of real-life WTF moments!

Nintendo Violation, Barbie Party Humiliation, and a Red Lobster Situation

What do you get when a kid gets banned from Nintendo, a grown man gets left alone at a Barbie party, and two dudes accidentally go on a seafood date? An episode full of cringe, laughs, and uncomfortable stares. Mike recounts how his youngest son hilariously violated the Nintendo Online code of conduct, Dave recalls how his wife ditched him at a Barbie party, leaving him looking like the neighborhood’s new questionable figure, and together, they relive the ultimate awkward moment—a Red Lobster dinner where the waiter thought they were a couple. Tune in for our latest serving of unfiltered nonsense!

A Tale of Two Lists: A Masterclass in Immaturity

Mike brings a list of ridiculous ways to say "we're having sex", and Dave counters with a list of equally absurd nicknames for the female private part. What starts as a simple word exchange quickly spirals into a comedy free-fall of absurd metaphors, mispronunciations, and brand-new phrases no one asked for...but everyone will remember.