Places You Hate To Go...But Gotta Go - Ep. 38 talking DMV chaos, the dentist , cable Guy gonna show?

The 90s Were Better - Ep. 41 - Sports in the Street, Manhunt, Big Screen TVs, Pizza Hut, Go-Karts!

In this episode, the Kemp brothers take a chaotic,sugar-fueled time machine back to the 90s—a magical era when your biggestconcern was making it home before the streetlights came on and not dying of dysentery on a school computer in Oregon Trail. They relive the golden age of neighborhood games, whererules were made up, injuries were ignored, and someone’s older sibling always ruined everything. Technology gets its moment too—from the awe-inspiring arrival of the “big screen TV” (a 300-pound cube that doubled as furniture) to the sacred ritual of rewinding VHS tapes like responsible citizens. Naturally, no 90s conversation survives without a deep,borderline emotional breakdown of Pizza Hut—where the red cups hit different, the Book It! program made you feel like a literary athlete, and the buffet was both a reward and a personal challenge. Cafeteria food also gets its flowers(or at least its mystery meat acknowledgment), reminding everyone that rectangular pizza somehow tasted better than logic would allow. The brothers dive into the peak outdoor lifestyle: ridingbikes with zero supervision, building questionable ramps, and drinking fromhoses like it was a sport. Arcades and skating rinks emerge as cultural landmarks—places where you either developed social skills or blew your entire allowance in 12 minutes trying to beat a game that was absolutely rigged. Entrepreneurial spirit was alive and thriving, too. Whetherit was selling candy out of a backpack like a tiny, unregulated CEO or mowinglawns with equipment that definitely violated several safety guidelines, thesewere the early days of “side hustles”—minus the LinkedIn posts about them. Of course, video games get their due respect. This was theera when graphics were questionable, controllers had cords long enough to clothesline a sibling, and multiplayer meant physically sitting next to someone and arguing over screen cheating like it was a federal offense. They also revisit the culinary masterpieces of childhood:neon-colored drinks that defied science, snacks engineered for maximum artificial joy, and birthday parties that required nothing more than pizza, a cake from the grocery store, and at least one kid crying for reasons no one fully understood. Through all the jokes, there’s a thread of genuinenostalgia—an appreciation for a time when life felt simpler, boredom led to creativity, and your entire social network lived within biking distance. It’s a celebration of growing up in a weirdly perfect window of time, where analog childhood collided with the dawn of digital everything. In short, it’s a tribute to scraped knees, dial-up patience,and a generation that somehow survived both—and still argues that their childhood was objectively better. Chapters 00:00 Nostalgic Reflections on 90s Childhood 02:59 The Evolution of Technology in the 90s 06:00 Neighborhood Adventures and Games 08:55 The Cultural Significance of Pizza Huts and CafeteriaFood 11:59 The Joy of Arcades and Skating Rinks 15:00 School Days and Picture Day Memories 18:11 Nostalgic Entrepreneurship: Candy Sales in High School 20:03 Lawn Care Ventures: The Young Entrepreneurs 22:46 The Rise of Video Games: Mortal Kombat and SegaGenesis 25:57 Outdoor Adventures: Bikes, Ramps, and Neighborhood Fun 29:00 Iconic Snacks and Drinks of the 90s 32:31 Memorable Birthday Parties: Celebrating in the 90s

Top 10 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time - Ep. 40 - Flying Projectiles, Kid Size Oven & Atomic Bombs!

Get ready for a countdown that proves not every childhood memory was as innocent as we remember. The Kemp Brothers are counting down the Top 10 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time—the toys that somehow made it onto store shelves before anyone asked the obvious question: "Should kids really be playing with this?"From radioactive science kits and toxic craft sets to high-powered magnets, lawn darts, flying dolls, and toys capable of causing burns, choking hazards, and even poisoning, we're diving into the wild history of some of the most infamous playthings ever created. These weren't just toys with minor flaws—they were products that led to serious injuries, nationwide recalls, lawsuits, and sweeping changes to toy safety regulations.Along the way, we break down the shocking stories behind infamous toys like Aqua Dots, CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit, Buckyballs, Easy-Bake Oven, Sky Dancers, Cabbage Patch Kids Snacktime Kid, Creepy Crawlers, Lawn Darts, and the unbelievable Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab. We'll explain what made each toy so dangerous, the real-life incidents that forced manufacturers to act, and how these disasters ultimately helped shape the modern safety standards parents often take for granted today.With plenty of laughs, sarcastic commentary, surprising facts, and the signature sibling banter that fans of The Kemp Brothers know and love, this episode balances fascinating history with comedy. You'll probably find yourself wondering how some of these products ever received approval—and laughing at the unbelievable decisions that somehow seemed perfectly acceptable decades ago.Whether you grew up playing with these toys, remember seeing them on store shelves, or are hearing about them for the first time, this countdown is packed with nostalgic memories, shocking stories, and surprising facts that are almost too crazy to believe.So buckle up as we revisit the toys that launched projectiles at faces, hid asbestos in fingerprint powder, produced toxic fumes, burned little hands, swallowed hair, and even included real radioactive material. It's a hilarious and eye-opening look at the dangerous side of childhood—and a reminder that many of today's toy safety standards were written because of yesterday's mistakes.Join The Kemp Brothers as they uncover the unbelievable stories behind these infamous toys, share a few laughs along the way, and count down the products that made childhood a lot more dangerous than most of us ever realized.Chapters:00:00 Introduction to Dangerous Toys01:36 Aquedots: The Toxic Craft03:33 CSI Fingerprint Kit: Asbestos Hazard06:01 Buckyballs: The Magnetic Danger09:31 Easy Bake Oven: A Recipe for Burns11:36 Cabbage Patch Snack Time Kid: The Chewing Hazard12:19 Sky Dancers: The Flying Dangers13:12 The Dangers of Toys: A Historical Perspective16:44 Creepy Crawlers and Lawn Darts: A Closer Look20:53 The Atomic Energy Lab: A Shocking Revelation

The Unwritten Rules of Society - Ep. 39 The Basic Etiquettes in Life That Everyone Should Know

This episode dives into the unwritten rules that hold civilization together by the flimsiest thread: bathroom etiquette, public behavior, phone usage, and the delicate art of not being a walking red flag in shared spaces. We unpack why speakerphone in public is a cry for help, why texting like a cryptic ransom note stresses everyone out, and why pretending not to see someone in the hallway is apparently a valid life strategy now. You’ll hear us torch the chaos of group restaurant orders, the passive‑aggressive politics of who cooks and who “helps,” and the emotional damage caused by people who cannot tell a story without 14 detours, three flashbacks, and a completely unnecessary subplot. We dig into bathroom norms (spoiler: flush), the pressure of picking the “right” thing off the menu, and the social tightrope of replying to texts somewhere between “instantly” and “never.”Through petty observations, overreactions, and way too many personal examples, we celebrate the tiny bits of basic etiquette that keep society from collapsing into total anarchy. If you’ve ever silently judged a stranger for blocking the hallway, taking a Zoom call in a coffee shop without headphones, or walking through a door someone is holding at the speed of a tranquilized sloth, this episode is aggressively for you. Come for the comedy, stay for the realization that maybe, just maybe, you’re the problem. Chapters: 00:00 The Unwritten Social Rule Book 03:01 Public Inconveniences and Etiquette 06:05 Phone Etiquette in Public Spaces 08:59 Navigating Social Interactions 11:59 Bathroom Etiquette and Unwritten Rules 14:59 Cooking and Cleaning Responsibilities 16:06 Ordering at Restaurants: The Pressure of Choice 17:04 Texting Etiquette: The Meaning of 'K' 18:05 Hallway Conversations: Navigating Awkwardness 21:57 Storytelling: The Art of Listening 23:56 Closing Thoughts on Social Etiquette

Places You Hate To Go...But Gotta Go - Ep. 38 talking DMV chaos, the dentist , cable Guy gonna show?

The Welcome Distraction Podcast – Places You Hate To Go...But Gotta Go (Ep. 38)In this episode of The Welcome Distraction Podcast, the Kemp Brothers dive headfirst into the places everyone hates visiting but somehow always ends up at anyway. Whether it's sitting in a doctor's office wondering if your name was accidentally removed from the system, bracing for bad news at the dentist, or spending an entire day waiting for the cable guy to arrive during his conveniently vague "between 8 AM and next Tuesday" appointment window, the crew explores the everyday locations that test our patience and sanity.The highlight of the episode comes from special guest Matthew Kemp, who pulls back the curtain on life inside the DMV and proves that reality is somehow crazier than fiction. From a van literally catching fire during an inspection to the legendary "Harmonica Guy" providing unsolicited entertainment in the waiting area, Matthew shares stories that make even the longest DMV visit sound like a live-action comedy show. Add in water fountain disasters, confused customers, and the unpredictable chaos that unfolds when hundreds of people are forced into the same building, and you've got a collection of stories that are almost impossible to believe.Along the way, the brothers swap their own experiences surviving doctor's offices, dental appointments, and other dreaded destinations, proving that life occasionally forces us through doors we'd rather avoid. The conversation is packed with laughs, relatable frustrations, and the realization that some of life's funniest stories happen in the places we least want to be.If you've ever waited for your number to be called, sat in a waiting room questioning your life choices, or found yourself trapped in a government office wondering how things got this weird, this episode is for you. It's classic Welcome Distraction: real stories, ridiculous situations, and enough chaos to make your next trip to the DMV seem almost normal Chapters: 00:00 The Places We Dread to Visit 02:59 The Doctor's Office Experience 06:00 Navigating the DMV Chaos 11:00 Unforgettable DMV Stories 13:40 The Harmonious Chaos of the DMV 20:17 The Dreaded Dentist Visit 27:01 Waiting for the Cable Guy 28:26 Wrap Up / Subscribe Music:Music licensed through Soundstripe.Code: EEIGLOBXCL5WZDNT

Iconic Movie Roles Almost Played by Other Actors - Ep 37

Hollywood almost gave us a completely different movie universe, and honestly, some of these casting decisions feel like they were made during a fever dream. This week on The Welcome Distraction Podcast with The Kemp Brothers, Brett, Christopher, and Nicholas dive headfirst into the greatest movie casting near-misses of all time. What if Tom Selleck had cracked the whip as Indiana Jones? Could Jim Carrey have turned Buddy the Elf into a caffeine-fueled chaos demon? And would the Marvel Cinematic Universe even exist if Tom Cruise had suited up as Iron Man? The brothers explore the alternate timelines that nearly happened, including the actors who almost starred in Big, the surprising names considered for The Shawshank Redemption, and the bizarre reality where John Travolta could have been running across America explaining life one box of chocolates at a time in Forrest Gump. Along the way, they uncover who almost voiced Shrek, which actor nearly became a "cooler" Ferris Bueller, the casting choice that could have completely derailed The Matrix, and the Hollywood king who somehow made a career out of turning down blockbuster hits. It's a hilarious deep dive into movie history's biggest "almost" and "what if?" moments, proving that sometimes one casting decision can change pop culture forever—and sometimes it can save us from absolute disaster. Chapters: 00:00 Iconic Movie Role Near Misses Intro 01:11 Tom Selleck as Indiana Jones? 04:13 This Actor Almost the Lead in the Movie "Big" 06:49 The Shawshank Redemption: Alternate Casting Choices 10:00 Tom Cruise as Iron Man? 13:14 Who Else Could Play "Buddy the Elf"? 16:07 John Travolta is Like a Box of Chocolates 19:18 This Actor Rally Was Shrek!? 21:48 An Almost "Cooler" Ferris Bueller 24:08 Dodge a Bullet with This Actor As "Neo" 26:09 The King of Passing on the Big Hit Movies 29:02 The Ripple Effect of Casting Decisions Wrap Up 29:54 Outro Logo with Social Logos.mp4