The Yardstick of Civilization Episode 3 [I Know Now Why You Cry] Featured Review: TERMINATOR SALVATION

The Yardstick of Civilization Volume 1 [Don't Bring Me Down] Featured Review: UP

After barely escaping the banality of the year 2018, Neverfear returns the the present, only to discover the horrors of what kind of lovin' is cooking in Kate Gosselin's oven, as well as discover that Pixar still makes good movies (still?). YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME: -Kate Gosselin to write new cookbook, titled 'Love is in the Mix' -REVIEW: Disney/Pixar's UP -A series of unfortunate trailers (Pandorum, Armored, Bad Lieutenant remake) -Worst movies made from the best ideas -Bazooka Joe: The Motion Picture?????? -Scenes I Like from Movies I Don't (Friday the 13th 2009, Blade Trinity, Storm Warning) MUSIC; INTRO; 'Don't Bring Me Down'- Electric Light Orchestra OUTRO; 'Fly Like an Eagle'- The Steve Miller Band

The Yardstick of Civilization Episode 3 [I Know Now Why You Cry] Featured Review: TERMINATOR SALVATION

Note: This will be the last time that the podcast will be referred to as 'episodes'. The next podcasts will be known as 'volumes'. The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make. As Neverfear finds out, not even the future knows that the future is not set. As for fate, Neverfear deals a cruel hand as he banishes his brand new segment to the bowels of the unknown. And for one, Christian Bale does'nt threaten to kick his fuckin' ass. Phew! That was close. IF WE STAY THE COURSE, WE ARE DEAD! WE ARE ALL DEAD!!!: -Scenes I Like From Movies I Don't (The International, Punisher: War Zone, Halloween Remake) -New! WTF Sense Tingling; +Jose Conseco Goes MMA on you a-s-s -REVIEW: Terminator Salvation -THE CINEBOUROUS: Is Film Eating Itself? Music: INTRO: 'Terminator'- CYBORG OUTRO: 'Salvation'- The Cranberries This podcast was sponsored by Christian Bale's Greatest Bitch-Outs! 'now with more bitch-outs than you can shake a batarang at!'

The Yardstick of Civilization Episode 2 [Angels & Demons & Bears, Oh, My!] Featured Review: ANGELS & DEMONS

Neverfearimhere is back! After sucessfully decoding why there was a bad movie made from a good book, he tries to decipher the bad CGI from the worse storytelling. Wish him luck! Oh, and he also talks about some stuff that happened. MEL GIBSON THINKS THAT AYELET ZURER HAS AWESOME SUGAR TITS: -Scenes I Like From Movies I Don't (Transporter 3, Powder Blue) -REVIEW: Angels & Demons -A discussion of the endings of the films of Darren Aaronofsky; +The Wrestler +The Fountain +Requiem for a Dream -New! Horatio Sez: Horatio Caine comments on relationships Music; INTRO: 'Illuminati'- Fatboy Slim featuring Bootsy Collins OUTRO: 'Angels and Demons'- Eden's Curse

The Yardstick of Civilization Episode 1 [Space...The First Frontier.] Featured Review: STAR TREK

Boldly going where every podcaster has gone before, Neverfearimhere attempts to reboot the Star Trek review franchise by pointing out everything that's not awesome about the J.J. Abrams film. After blasting to Warp 10 to highlight this episodes' Colossal Dick Move, Neverfear ventures inside the Swan to figure out the most cost-efficient way to decipher the LOST and FRINGE season 'finallys'. Now tell him where the bomb is, dammit! CITIZEN, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!: -Scenes I Like From Movies I Don't (The Grudge 3, Twilight) -Discussion of the LOST and FRINGE season finales -REVIEW: Star Trek -Colossal Dick Move: Charlie Frances (Kirk Acevedo) fired from FRINGE MUSIC; INTRO: 'Sabotage'- The Beastie Boys OUTRO: 'Ballad of Bilbo Baggins'- Leonard Nimoy :)

The Yardstick of Civilization Episode 6 [PILOT; Adventures in Festivaling, Part 2] Featured Review: DAMAGES Season 2 Finale

The original pilot, part 2 TOPICS DISCUSSED: -Scenes I Like From Movies I Don't (Maniac Cop 2 & 3) -REVIEW: DAMAGES Season 2 Finale, 'Trust Me'