#CancelDavid: Farts, Flapjacks & Fat Loss Truths

Ep 10: PRIDE SPECIAL: I Looked Right, But I Didn’t Fit

This week on Thighs, Fries & Gay Guys, I’m joined by the fabulous Fiona: Zumba queen, rainbow-legging icon and proof that it’s never too late to take up space. We chat trans joy, body image, finding safe spaces in fitness and how Zumba went from “terrifying" to full-blown queer therapy with fabulous music. There’s laughter, tears, malted milk trauma and a lot of chat about what it means to finally feel at home in your own skin. It’s funny, honest and a proper reminder that movement should feel like freedom, not punishment.

Sun, Sea, Sangria and Dark Rooms

Sun, sangria and secrets on overcoming gym intimidation. This week’s episode comes to you live-ish from Sitges, where me and my bestie Palmer get slightly tipsy, chat honestly about fitness, confidence and the chaos that got us here. We’re diving into gym intimidation, navigating hyper-masculine spaces and why confidence doesn’t just magically appear (damn it). We talk heartbreak, glow-ups, questionable life choices and the belief that adding rocket to a pizza makes it ‘healthy’! Oh and a “quick fire round” that is… not quick. At all. Expect laughs, real talk and a reminder that fitness isn’t just about your body it’s about who you become and the friends you make along the way.

Fat or Just Full? A January Reality Check

January rolls around and suddenly everyone’s panicking like Christmas dinner magically turned into body fat overnight. Relax. Breathe. Put the scales down. In this solo, off-the-cuff episode, I talk bloat, body image, post-Christmas spirals, and share some tips to get into the groove this January. We’re chatting festive eating, why your jeans feel rude one day and fine the next, and how not to launch yourself into a dramatic “new year, new me” meltdown that lasts exactly 2 days. I share how I actually reset after Christmas and a different way to think about your journey. January is a marathon not a gruelling sprint and I'll be sharing what actually helps if you want thick thighs, speedo confidence, better sleep and a life that doesn’t revolve around hating your reflection. Less self-loathing. More perspective. And a gentle reminder that food does, in fact, have to go somewhere. Listen if January has you panicking, bloated, or wondering why your tummy looks like the Grinch after a big meal.

#CancelDavid: Farts, Flapjacks & Fat Loss Truths

Meet David: my client, friend and brother from a different mother. He nearly had his gay card cancelled, but instead I just nicknamed him #CancelDavid… find out why at the end of the episode. In this very unserious but surprisingly deep episode, we talk fat loss without the BS, gym anxiety, gay body pressure, confidence, Grindr trauma, farting mid-squat, flapjacks pretending to be meals, and why losing weight doesn’t magically fix your life (but does help you wear a vest top and enjoy sex again). It’s honest. It’s chaotic. It’s funny. And somewhere between the banter, Britney, and chicken nugget negotiations, there’s a real conversation about kindness, consistency, and why sustainable change actually sticks. Grab some fries. Don’t cancel David. And seriously… is flapjack a meal or a snack?

Feyoncé vs. Wicked: A Messy Recap

In this gloriously chaotic episode, I (regrettably) give my Feyoncé the chance to recap Wicked Part 1 and babes, it's a lot. It's so chaotic I call it the wrong episode number! From predicting that everyone dies and/or becomes queen to confidently inventing new character names like “Michelle O,” this recap is the fever dream Oz never knew it needed. Then I make him predict Wicked: For Good using nothing but a movie poster, his imagination and nails so long he can’t even open his phone. If you love musicals, messiness or watching your partner butcher a beloved storyline with full confidence this episode is for you. Grab your fries, put on your short shorts and enjoy the mayhem.