EPISODE 26 w Arlene - God First, Butthole Second

EPISODE 29 w Dom - Dusty Titties & Cement Shoes

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, the crew welcomes guest Dominic and kicks things off with a surprisingly deep dive into deodorant — why it's gotten so expensive, and why Dom stopped wearing it altogether after developing an allergy. The conversation shifts to a passionate debate about the state of DJ culture, sparked by a viral Facebook rant: are today's DJs more concerned with Instagram clout than actual skill? The guys share personal stories from their DJ careers and lament how rave culture has gone from underground roots to influencer fashion show. They play a round of "Ask a Black Guy," covering everything from why Black guys love Chrysler 300s to durags and double socks. Dom's friend's story about accidentally sneaking onto the Coronado NASCAR track after a late-night DJ set gets the whole crew rolling. The episode wraps up with detours through Burning Man logistics, Lake Mead's mob history, a pastor who pushed his wife off a cliff, and a candid conversation about, let's say, advanced intimacy techniques.

EPISODE 28 - Swipe Here to Leave a Tip (Please Don't)

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys react to their moms getting into AI, debate the impact of porn on relationships, call out tipping culture spiraling out of control due to iPad payment prompts, discuss toxic red-pill content spreading online, hatch a plan to take on the OB Noodle House pho challenge, and break down the absurdity of American healthcare costs — highlighted by a surgeon who earned just $48 on Christmas and a patient hit with a $66,000 overnight hospital bill.

EPISODE 27 - The Bottom Keeps Going Lower

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two friends spend a rambling two-hour session covering: touchscreen frustration, Instagram's predatory ad design, AI making us dumber (or not), a Reddit post about someone "discovering" their own brain, a possible porn shoot in the neighboring office building, exploring abandoned places in California, the Salton Sea, wombat cube poop, Boy Scouts being the only legal flag burners in America, Ron Jeremy's extensive criminal charges, military sexual assault, Ray-Ban Meta glasses running out of time before boomers catch on, people who don't wear seatbelts in Ubers, a Tesla self-driving sex creator, and the glory of banter — particularly with a new girlfriend from New York.

EPISODE 26 w Arlene - God First, Butthole Second

https://www.instagram.com/anythingforarlenas/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and Schoeny welcome guest Arlene to the podcast, who arrives late and immediately becomes the center of conversation after revealing she just launched an OnlyFans. The episode spirals through a series of chaotic, hilarious tangents — Arlene's Hinge profile experiment gone wrong, a memorable bar encounter with a wheelchair-bound Navy SEAL, the mechanics and money of OnlyFans, a deep dive into '90s nostalgia including Pauly Shore films and MySpace, a spontaneous Google image search for Ron Jeremy, San Diego nightlife's rise and fall, and plenty of unfiltered banter about dating, sex, and life in Southern California.

EPISODE 25 - Jalapeño Handjob- A Love Story

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and Schoeny navigate the chaos of turning 47 — from dermatologist visits and shitting in a bag for a Cologuard test, to a jalapeño handjob and finding a mystery baggie of drugs at a froyo shop. They rant about the Rock 'n' Roll Marathon ruining San Diego traffic, debate dating app red flags (no smiling, artsy angles, everyone claiming to be bi), geek out over liminal spaces, get unexpectedly emotional about living funerals, and trash Airbnb after a chemical spill in Garden Grove kills their weekend plans. It all wraps up with a genuinely regrettable story about sex, a grilled cheese, and the worst possible breakup timing.