Graduation season is in effect. We're calling a professor to see if he remembers us as the nonexistent student we are to grade our resume for a job we really want.

Emergency Contact? Already!? We're calling Ryan because he was listed as the emergency contact for Samantha. Problem is, they only went on one single date!

Emergency Contact? Already!?  We're calling Ryan because he was listed as the emergency contact for Samantha.  Problem is, they only went on one single date!

Graduation season is in effect. We're calling a professor to see if he remembers us as the nonexistent student we are to grade our resume for a job we really want.

Graduation season is in effect.  We're calling a professor to see if he remembers us as the nonexistent student we are to grade our resume for a job we really want.  The section on our social media "likes" didnt get high marks.

Who's ready for Summer break.... or Summer School! We're calling Dana who has had a great year teaching and thought she signed up for Summer party, but instead to teach this Summer

Who's ready for Summer break.... or Summer School!  We're calling Dana who has had a great year teaching and thought she signed up for Summer party, but instead to teach this Summer

Graduation time! We're calling for the Principal, but her assistant will do. We want to run our commencement speech by them, not that they invited us or anything. But we'll just need her to read it back to us.

Graduation time!  We're calling for the Principal, but her assistant will do. We want to run our commencement speech by them, not that they invited us or anything.  But we'll just need her to read it back to us.

CAGE MATCH...at a nursing home?! We're calling Lindsay who works at a fencing company because we need fencing for our cage matches at our facility

CAGE MATCH...at a nursing home?!  We're calling Lindsay who works at a fencing company because we need fencing for our "fitness facility" aka cage matches.