Secrets, Simulations & Sport

Secrets, Simulations & Sport

This week on Unfiltered, Trigger and Kensai dive headfirst into the world of conspiracy theories and unanswered questions. Do we really live in a simulation — trapped in our own version of The Truman Show? Was there more to 9/11 than we’ve been told, and did Iraq ever truly have weapons of mass destruction? The boys also tackle the enduring mysteries surrounding JFK’s assassination, whether aliens could have built the pyramids, and the long-running rumours that Hitler escaped to Argentina after World War II. After exploring some of history’s biggest conspiracies, the conversation shifts gears as Kensai gives his verdict on the rain-soaked cricket match they were supposed to attend last weekend. Will he give cricket another chance, or has the experience permanently confirmed his dislike for the sport? Expect big questions, controversial theories, laughs, debates, and absolutely no filter.

Common Sense Not Included

This week on Unfiltered with Trigger and Kensai, Kensai is very excited to announce the “massive” decrease in the price of Xbox Game Pass, while Trigger tries to figure out whether anyone actually cares. The lads also dive into the bizarre idea of GameStop buying out eBay — something Trigger finds deeply confusing for reasons that become obvious very quickly. Things get even messier as they talk about people trying to sue Disney and the age-old question: does anyone genuinely read terms and conditions? Trigger says if you claim you do, you’re lying. Kensai completely loses it laughing while recalling the black American soldiers from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, leading into a chaotic discussion about soldiers being treated as cannon fodder, positive discrimination, and why recruitment policies can sometimes miss the point entirely — including stories about fire service recruits scared of heights, blood, confined spaces, and apparently the dark. To finish things off, the boys celebrate another victory for human stupidity as they discuss the man who rang to complain his pizza had no toppings… only to discover he’d opened the box upside down.

Disturbed, Offended & Slightly Triggered

This week on Unfiltered with Trigger and Kensai, things take a strange turn as the lads dive headfirst into what you lot have been listening to—and honestly… they’re not sure how to feel about it. From people trying to improve their work-life balance and climb the career ladder (questionable behaviour, apparently), to the bizarre world of cat music therapy, things only get weirder. There’s talk of ending long-term relationships—which Kensai takes very personally—and somehow it spirals into skin picking, hypnosis, and other corners of the internet that probably should’ve stayed undiscovered. Naturally, no episode would be complete without a detour across the pond, as Trigger and Kensai once again question America’s baffling inability to make a proper cup of tea—or even understand what a kettle is. On a more serious (but still slightly chaotic) note, Trigger announces his new venture: Triggered at Midwicket—a podcast covering everything from the hilarious side of cricket to proper analysis of the pro game, with a special appreciation for the beauty of village cricket. They wrap things up with a surprisingly real discussion tackling health myths, including a candid conversation around rising throat cancer rates and what’s actually behind it. As always: dark humour, sharp takes, plenty of mick-taking, and absolutely no filter.

What More Do They Want? – The Convict vs. The System

This week on Unfiltered with Trigger and Kensai, the Convict returns—and this time, it’s personal. He opens up about his ongoing battle with social services as he fights to get his kids back, diving into the frustrations, setbacks, and what he sees as deep-rooted issues within the system. From being forced to complete parenting courses in prison, to coming out, getting a stable job and home, and then having to jump through the same hoops all over again—he asks the question: what more do they actually want from him? Kensai listens in disbelief, trying to make sense of it all while demolishing a Greek chicken gyros and oregano chips, and Trigger doesn’t hold back—digging into the Convict’s mental health, mindset, and what his true end goal really is. It’s raw, it’s honest, and at times it’s heavy—but as always, there’s no shortage of dark humour, mick-taking, and unfiltered conversation. Real talk. No scripts. No holding back. Only on Unfiltered with Trigger and Kensai.

Biscuits, Bullsht & Bad Movies

This week on Unfiltered, Trigger and Kensai dive headfirst into cinematic chaos. Trigger gives his unfiltered verdict on Thrash, Netflix’s latest shark horror, tearing into its endless plot holes—including the now-infamous scene where an iPhone survives a flash flood… only to start blasting “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton at the most convenient moment imaginable. From there, the rant continues as the guys unpack Hollywood’s wildest logic fails, questionable writing choices, and those baffling moments that somehow made it to the final cut. They revisit low-rated films like Deep Blue Sea, and the strange trend of big-name actors showing up in movies that critics absolutely tore apart. TikTok brings the laughs this week too, with Americans visiting the UK providing unintentional comedy gold—from struggling to find “chives” in Sainsbury's, to confusion over the store’s “fashion” section, and even discovering what might be the worst biscuits on the shelves (yes, McVitie's shortcake is under fire). And just when you think things are wrapping up smoothly, Kensai does it again—somehow mixing up Gok Wan and Ken Hom like it’s become a contractual obligation at this point. As always, it’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and completely unfiltered