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Who Do These Gold Star Parents Think They Are?

Donald Trump doesn’t have to sit there and just TAKE it when some Mooslim and his wife badmouth him just because their son died in service of America. I mean, what do they think they are? WHITE CHRISTIANS?  

THEY DID IT! THEY REALLY DID IT!

Wherever you may go, whatever you may do. Know this. A major party in the United States of America has nominated a thrice-married, bankrupted, carnival barker, reality show host to be its candidate for President of the United States. It’s a fact. And nothing will ever change that.  

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Potential Trump Veeps Leave Rat-Shaped Holes in the Water

Have you gotten your phone call yet? No? Just wait. You will. Donald Trump’s search for a Vice Presidential running mate is not going well. It will boil down to either Indiana Governor Mike Pence, as exciting as a cup of plain yogurt; NJ Governor Chris Christie, currently following Trump from rally to rally to hold his coat; or Newt Gingrich, in which case Trump’s next hire better be a food taster. Or, if God REALLY loves us… he could choose Sarah Palin! KEEP HOPE ALIVE! And Enjoy Episode 009 of TRUMPERAMA!

Trump Narrows Veep Choices

Word is that Donald Trump is winnowing down the field of potential contestants in the veepstakes. Gingrich? Christie? PALIN? Who knows? Also, sometimes one has to turn to his or her higher power to understand the complexities of life. God? Or Dr. Phil? That and more on Episode 008 of Trumperama!