Ep. 4 | Shewees, Sponsors, & Seltzers

Ep. 6 | Would you rather give up crocs or hard seltzers?

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we recap Taylor's birthday weekend and the questionable decisions that followed, including riding horses into bars and causing general chaos around Spring Hill. We share the latest Trail Twats mission of trying to get added into Urban Dictionary, while Ally and Taylor continue their mission to become public nuisances by riding horses through fireworks tents, Taco Bell, Dunkin', and anywhere else they probably shouldn't be. We also talk Fourth of July fireworks and horses, hobble training, and our experience camping primitively at the Lake X Memorial Trail Ride weekend. Plus, we debate bringing dogs on trail rides, play a round of Would You Rather, and show off all the prizes up for grabs during June's Trail Twats Give Back fundraiser supporting Branded Equine Based Therapy Services. As always, expect horse girl shenanigans, bad ideas, unsolicited opinions, and seltzer-fuled confidence. Grab a drink, kick off your crocs, and come hang with the twats.

Ep. 5 | Redefining the Word Twat and Run-ins with the Cops

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we tackle one of life's most important questions: *Is "twat" actually a bad word?* We make our case for redefining it, discuss our plans to get a Trail Twats Wikipedia page, and introduce the next generation of feral horse girls and boys: the Trail Tots. We swap stories about running into Trail Twat fans in the wild (including an unforgettable Applebee's encounter), getting the cops called on us for riding horses through town, and continuing our completely scientific search for a White Claw replacement by testing even more hard seltzers. Taylor shares tips for dealing with barn sour horses, we talk lip tattoos and other questionable life choices, and we brainstorm turning hateful internet comments into gospel songs. We also put our acting skills to the test with the viral "you shaved your bush" trend and prove once again that nobody should ever give us microphones. Plus, we spotlight this month's Trail Twats Give Back recipient, Branded Equine Based Therapy Services, an organization helping veterans with PTSD through training and adopting out wild mustangs and burros. Expect horse girl chaos, bad decisions, questionable opinions, and plenty of laughs. Grab a drink, put your crocs in sport mode, and come hang with the twats. Check out trail twat merch here: https://trailtwats.com/shop [https://trailtwats.com/shop] Learn more about Black Knuckle Ranch: https://blackknuckleranch.com [https://blackknuckleranch.com]

Ep. 4 | Shewees, Sponsors, & Seltzers

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we're covering everything from riding horses in Crocs and bucket-list trail-riding destinations to why we have "poor horses" filtered in our comments. We continue the emotionally exhausting search for a hard seltzer worthy of replacing White Claw, discuss horse auctions, and talk about where we see the Trail Twats headed. We also unpack Taylor's "AA sponsor," revisit our most viral video yet featuring a SheWee on the trail, and somehow turn all of it into a completely unhinged conversation about horse girl culture, social media chaos, and trail riding life. Expect feral horse girl energy, questionable life choices, laughs, and way too much honesty. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and hang with the twats.

Ep. 3 | Addressing The Suwannee Drama & Paso Fino Propaganda

Welcome back to Twat Thoughts Episode 3 🍻🐴 This week the twats are covering a little bit of everything — from beer breaking horses and Taylor's new foal to why Paso Finos deserve WAY more respect as trail horses. We dive into the misconceptions around their natural gait, why so many people misunderstand the breed, and what actually makes them incredible trail mounts. We also spill the tea on our viral Spirit of the Suwannee experience, the backlash, and how the owner ultimately is stepping up to make things right. Plus… Surfside sponsorship talks, feral horse girl opinions, our first (unplanned) guest, and the usual unhinged Trail Twats energy. Grab a drink, put your Crocs in sport mode, and come hang with the twats. TT4L 🤘

Ep. 2 | Finding a New Trail Drink (Against Our Will)

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we're covering everything from emergency vet bills and how the first episode went, as well as the devastating search for a White Claw replacement. We test new seltzers, played a new game and officially introduce a new segment: Taylor's Twat Training Tip of the Week. We also talk about the upcoming ranch course competition at Black Knuckle Ranch, spill some early Twatchella updates for next year, and react to getting our very first one-star podcast review like the mature professionals we are. Expect feral horse girl energy, questionable life choices, laughs, and way too much honesty. Grab a drink, kick off your crocs, and come hang with the twats.