Gravity, WhoreMoans, and Heartthrobs

Bible Belt to A$$: How Aunties Handle Friendship Divorce

This week on Two and a Half Aunties, we welcome a new voice to the couch our beloved Auntie Quita…cause 🍷not? We get a bit deep as we unpack friendship breakups, the Ruth & Boaz movie that recently premiered, navigating corporate, and how to love people from a distance without turning cold (or turning them into a Billy bookcase.) Hit play and pull up a seat (you may have to use your cat ears ‘cause Quita whispers lol) but if you stay—you are truly in for a treat. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit twoandahalfaunties.substack.com [https://twoandahalfaunties.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Summer's Over, Let the Season 2 Shenanigans Begin!

Hey y’all…we are back for another season of hilarity and unhinged opinions on everything from Target drops to summer vacation and beyond. We’ve missed you and saw ALL the group messages asking when we were coming back…well, SURPRISE, SURPRISE! Hit play and tell a friend WE OUTSIDE! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit twoandahalfaunties.substack.com [https://twoandahalfaunties.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Straw-Gate, Cough Drops & Culture Curveballs

Life been lifin’ and we are FINALLY back with the full roundtable after an unplanned three-week break. In this chaotic catch-up episode, we tackle betrayal, $3,000 vet bills, and questionable movie plots. Jeniece takes us through the domino effect that started with Sugar Bear's sick pickup weekend and ended with Kofi ODing on albuterol. Morgan and Tori try to defend themselves after secretly watching Tyler Perry’s latest Netflix Straw, despite their vow not to. Then we veer into everything from influencers at the BET Awards to whether “foundational Black American” culture requires some homework. We also get into cultural memory, streaming expectations, and who really gets a pass in 2025 for not knowing Wale Press play if you’ve ever hate-watched a Tyler Perry movie, been betrayed by your co-hosts, or layered your “flower” in tissues like it was an Olympic sport. Catch us now on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Search Two and a Half Aunties Podcast on all platforms. IG: @TwoandahalfauntiesIG/TikTok: Jeniece: @Auntie-ishTikTok: Morgan: @morgslefayIG: Tori: @wanderlust_belle This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit twoandahalfaunties.substack.com [https://twoandahalfaunties.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Crawfish, Corsages & Getting Checked

This week, the Aunties are loud, layered, and low on patience. Morgan's got a crawfish craving that turns into a full-blown culinary conspiracy theory: were our ancestors innovative or just making do with what they had? Tori said both. Jeniece said, “please be serious” . Then it’s prom-prep chaos as Sugar Bear gets ready for his school dance. The baby requested fancy pants and it was off to the races — tuxedo drama, the perfect “fit”, and corsage etiquette 101 . We also introduce a new segment: White-Washcloth Moments—those moments when life taps you on the shoulder and says, “You’re doing the most, sis.” Shannon Sharpe? Come to the front. Corey Holcomb? Bring it here. Real ID scanning our faces? Absolutely not . And yes, we’re still obsessing over Sinners. Ryan Coogler, you did what needed to be done. Again . Now streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and everywhere else. Just search Two and a Half Aunties Podcast. Follow us and pull up in the comments:• Instagram + TikTok: @Twoandahalfaunties• Morgan: @morglefay• Jeniece: @auntie_ish• Tori: @wanderlust_belle Question for the chat:When’s the last time life handed YOU a white washcloth and said, “Sit down. Be humble.”? Drop your moment in the comments or tag us — you might hear your story on the next episode. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit twoandahalfaunties.substack.com [https://twoandahalfaunties.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Gravity, WhoreMoans, and Heartthrobs

Happy Sunday! This week on Two and a Half Aunties, we tried to keep it cute but life had other plans.We’re talking: * Gayle King’s “space trip” that felt real Truman Show-ish…did you even leave the clouds? * Perimenopause out here stealing labias, edges, and patience—tread lightly. * Should we bring the bush back or just laminate it like baby hairs? * And the real question: Have you ever slept with somebody you weren’t even attracted to? (Spoiler alert: everybody has. Stop acting brand new.) We’re live on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you tune in — search Two and a Half Aunties Podcast and pull up.Follow the aunties at: * Podcast: @Twoandahalfaunties [https://instagram.com/twoandahalfaunties] * Morgan: @morglefay (on the everything) * Jeniece (Ne-ne): @auntie_ish (on the TikTok) * Tori: @wanderlust_belle [https://instagram.com/wanderlust_belle] (on the ‘gram) Question for the groupchat and listeners:When was the last time you got your back cracked by somebody you knew damn well wasn’t your type?Be honest…we’re too old for the bullsh!t. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit twoandahalfaunties.substack.com [https://twoandahalfaunties.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]