Would You Pass the Orange Test? Modern Love Under the Microscope

The Date That Changed His Definition of Unicorn Forever

This episode went completely off script - in the best way. Kaylene and Marko start with the submitted stories: a guy who suggested opening the relationship and immediately regretted it when she got all the matches, a prank proposal that might not have actually been a prank, a father-in-law who pulled out a sonic device on someone's dog at Thanksgiving, a 19-year-old who said no to a guy with two kids on the first date, and a grandma being quietly drained of $20K by her own family. But then Marko starts spilling his worst dating stories —\- and nothing prepared Kaylene (or the chat) for what came out. There's the second date where the girl dropped the unicorn bomb, the date that got escorted out of a dive bar and then blamed him for her flat tire, and the girl on Bumble who already had a weekly boyfriend schedule and was just looking to fill a Tuesday. All brand new information for Kaylene, live on air. They also get into Kaylene's dating rules (no texting first, no kissing on the first date, never say yes to the first invite), the real stats on why dating apps are rigged against men, the body count debate, whether OnlyFans counts as cheating - and Kaylene's story about how she found out her ex was subscribed to a local girl's page and handled it with one very calculated text. His side, her side, you decide.

Would You Pass the Orange Test? Modern Love Under the Microscope

This week we're getting into ALL of it - inheritance drama, phone addiction, and whether your ring size actually predicts your marriage success (spoiler: people have opinions). We break down the viral Orange Test taking over TikTok, debate who's really settling in relationships, and talk about what happens when couples can't agree on having kids. Plus, somehow Instacart became a relationship issue and we have thoughts. If you've ever questioned a situationship, tested your partner, or argued over a grocery order — this one's for you. Takeaways * Navigating relationship challenges requires open communication and a willingness to address underlying issues. * The impact of technology on relationships and the challenge of settling in relationships are significant factors in modern dating and commitment. Respect and communication are essential in addressing phone addiction in relationships. * The decision to have children should be a mutual agreement and not a source of resentment in a relationship. Relationship tests can reveal underlying dynamics * Instacart and grocery shopping experiences vary * Engagement ring size and marriage correlations are discussed Chapters * 00:00 Introduction and Live Stream Setup * 07:08 Handling Family and Inheritance Issues * 12:46 Men's Perspective on Dating and Relationships * 23:03 The Challenge of Settling in Relationships * 32:15 Engagement Rings and Relationship Expectations * 44:37 The Decision to Have Children * 50:40 Relationship Tests and Trust * 01:00:08 Grocery Shopping and Instacart Woes * 01:10:13 Engagement Ring Drama and Marriage Correlations

Would You Confront Your Cheating Ex Publicly?

What happens when a man and a woman sit down and actually talk about relationships - no filter, no sugarcoating? You get Two Sides of the Story. Hosted by Kaylene and Marko, this podcast dives into the messiest, most debated topics in dating, love, and marriage. Whether you're single, taken, or somewhere in between, you'll leave every episode either nodding along or screaming at your phone. Either way, we're good with it. Takeaways * AI validation in arguments * Exposing a spouse's affair * Controversial engagement and escape fund * Family interactions with a cheating ex Loyalty is a significant factor in relationships. * Pregnancy can impact relationships in various ways. * Financial arrangements in relationships can be complex and require open communication. Financial contributions in relationships should be proportional to income. * The distribution of household responsibilities and financial contributions should be a result of open communication and compromise. Chapters * 00:00 Introduction to Two Sides of the Story * 06:22 Exposing a Spouse's Affair * 13:24 Controversial Engagement and Escape Fund * 24:17 Family Interactions with a Cheating Ex * 32:19 Impact of Pregnancy on Relationships * 50:10 Financial Contributions and Income Disparity * 01:07:13 Personal Identity and Marriage