SQUEEZE YOUR EYES SHUT AND PRETEND IT'S BUTT

I'M GONNA DROWN YOU RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM

This week we welcome into the studio for the first time, Don Eaton. Join us as we try some CHEECH AND CHONG weed Don brought us, share some very funny stories, and get into some internet Confessions and AITA stories. Now, as I write, I'm too hung over to want to be descriptive and I hate filling these descriptions out so, you can be cool, and come check us out if you want to laugh, or don't listen...and be that dick!  Got something to say? Send us a text!! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2380020/fan_mail/new]

I'VE GOT A MURDERER'S BLOOD, COURSING THROUGH MY VIENS

AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK! In this episode, we discuss why we were gone so long, and all the things that happened with us while we were. Hear about Angel's tattoo conventions, an encounter Eddie had with a little old lady on his front step, a trip up north to visit family, and the discovery that Danielle's family are blood relatives of, famous acquitted axe murderer, LIZZY BORDEN...meaning Angel is too...which leads to a deep dive into the murder, and the unbelievable fumbling of the case that got her acquitted.   Got something to say? Send us a text!! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2380020/fan_mail/new]

YOU'RE THE ONLY DRUG DEALER WE KNOW

This week's episode is all about weed! We welcome Eddie's cousin Brenda back to the show to talk more about how the new ANOKA CANNABIS COMPANY is doing now that its open. You'll get a brief history of weed through the years, from ancient China, all the way to the new shop open as of 420 in ISANTI.  Even Angels AITA stories are all POT related. So, grab a drink and your favorite munchie. Settle in. Smoke a bowl, and like, give it a listen, man. PEACE  Got something to say? Send us a text!! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2380020/fan_mail/new]

SQUEEZE YOUR EYES SHUT AND PRETEND IT'S BUTT

This week's episode covers an ODD GUEST that showed up at the tattoo shop, the legendary, reality TV show SURVIVOR, a bit more detailed info about whether ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS GAY or not, and more AITA stories, so give it a listen...or don't. I dont give a fuck.  Got something to say? Send us a text!! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2380020/fan_mail/new]

DAD DOESN'T KNOW HOW REDDIT WORKS

This episode has LOTS of internet stories, starting with  "AITA for taking a girl out to a show without dinner afterwards?"  "AIO about my boyfriend setting me up to see if I would cheat with his cousin?"  "AITA for not tipping after repeatedly having to correct my waitress on my drink order?"  "Confession- I've been stealing small amounts of money from my job for a year now and I can't stop." Which leads to Angel's story about a girl that used to post her entire catalog of criminal activity, right on the internet. Then another "Confession- I lied and told a woman I had cancer after she touched my stomach without my permission" which triggers a couple stories about pregnant women from Eddie. Then we check out some goofball conspiracy theories from some goofballs on THREADS like, "Jack the Ripper was a woman"  "The prove you're not a robot puzzles are actually teaching robots to be more human on the internet"  "The sub-reddit Am I The Asshole is a social experiment to test the boundaries of a moral society"  "NASA started the conspiracy theory that the moon landing was faked to get more people interested in it again."  and LOTS more that are equally stupid...and then there was one that simply stated "Abraham Lincoln was gay" Yeah...I know, right! Got something to say? Send us a text!! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2380020/fan_mail/new]