Epilogue: The Job with the Songless Siren and the Leaky Galleon

Epilogue: The Job with the Songless Siren and the Leaky Galleon

The epic conclusion to the Siren's confrontation with Bram Thunderfist!  Will He Survive?!?! Well, I mean, he is telling the story, so... yeah. Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker Cast: Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker (Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from Drowning, Massive Ego, SQUELCHING Sounds from Tromping Through Mud, Bram's Email Address) Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com (This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater ) Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2115381/open_sms]

The Job with the Songless Siren and the Leaky Galleon

The epic Bram Thunderfist reminisces on how magic is awful to everyone and everything, and has no redeeming value no matter how much a fellow swordsperson might like the stuff. It's terrible. Everyone should know that by now. After this story, everyone will agree. Bad stuff. Also, a big boat, and a siren.  Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker Cast: Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker Sally - Anne Dorko  Guest star Anne Dorko, whose fantasy inspired music can be found on annedorko.com  (Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from Drowning, Massive Ego, SQUELCHING Sounds from Tromping Through Mud, Bram's Email Address) Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com (This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater ) Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2115381/open_sms]

Bram's Fan Mail: Brian

The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives ANOTHER fan mail, and answers a question from Brian. Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker Voiced by Nathan Tucker  (Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Highly Improbable Reminiscing, Fantasy Cliches) Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com (This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater ) Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2115381/open_sms]

Epilogue: The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring

Once again, Bram Thunderfist Swordsman Extraordinaire is facing an impossible situation. Will he get out alive? Will he get paid? Will he garner the affections of Toni??? Find Out in the kinda-relaxed-but-still-Bram-being-Bram recounting of the Epic conclusion to The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring!!! Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker Voiced by Nathan Tucker  (Content Notes: Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Alcohol Use, Mentions of Slug Sex, Also Alcohol Consumption, Sounds of Alcohol Consumption, Bad Party Crashing, Massive Ego, A Thrilling Trailer for the Next Episode, Bram's Email Address) Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com (This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater ) Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2115381/open_sms]

The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring

After deposing a king and making off with a ridiculous amount of gold, Bram is hired by a Gnomish Lord for a curious mission. Along the way, he discovers the eccentricities of Gnomish culture.   Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker Cast Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker  Toni - Kathryn Tucker Peval... Peven?.. Pev-something - Ashkon Stone Gendle Locksprocket - Damien Halme Guest Star Damien Halme who can be found on YouTube, Twitch, and www.damienhalme.com  (Content Notes: Partial Nudity, Brief Body Shaming, Salty Language, Slug Sex, Squishy Moist Sounds, Profound Arrogance, Disregard for the Cultural Norms of Others)  Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com (This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater ) Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2115381/open_sms]