Swords and Lords: Chapter Three | We Won't Finish This Podcast #27

Halloween Spooktacular 2024 | We Won't Finish This Podcast #28

Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2403687/open_sms] Get ready for a bone-chilling episode of We Won't Finish This Podcast, the ultimate writers' room where we pitch wild movie ideas that will never hit the big screen! In this Halloween Spooktacular, hosts Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage unleash three spine-tingling, fake horror movie pitches that will haunt your imagination. From cursed objects to demonic footage and ghostly workplace woes, each story is packed with creepy twists, hilarious banter, and just the right amount of spooky chaos. Perfect for horror fans and movie lovers, this episode is a scream-worthy ride you won’t want to miss!  #HalloweenPodcast #HorrorMovies #FakeMovies #SpookySeason  0:06 - Introduction to the Spooktacular Dive into the eerie fun as we kick off our Halloween Triple Feature Spooktacular! Join our hosts as they set the stage for a frightful writers' room, where each pitches a unique horror movie idea that’s equal parts terrifying and absurd. Expect plenty of laughs, spooky vibes, and interactive chaos as we invite listeners to shape these cinematic nightmares via live stream comments.   1:55 - Story 1: Glimpse of Hell 1 Buckle up for a meta-horror masterpiece! Glimpse of Hell 1 follows Drake Mallorie, a desperate filmmaker whose pitch for a stoner horror flick about a cursed yellow Bic lighter flops hard. But when he stumbles upon a mysterious X-ray camera that captures footage of a hellish wasteland—and a creepy, slimy demon—the world spirals into chaos. As the footage spreads, audiences are haunted, possessed, and craving more. Will this cursed camera unleash hell on Earth? Find out in this chilling tale of demonic obsession and Hollywood desperation.  #HorrorMoviePitch #DemonicFootage #CursedCamera   31:42 - Story 2: The Haunted Manor Get ready for a horror-comedy gem! The Haunted Manor introduces Terry, a ghost stuck in a dead-end job at a rundown haunted house, complete with ghost rent and a beat-up Pinto. Struggling to scare anyone and facing eviction, Terry teams up with paranormal enthusiast Garrett to boost his spooky game. This hilarious tale of ghostly woes and workplace drama is a scream!  #GhostComedy #HauntedHouse #SpookyHumor   1:04:50 - Story 3: The Cursed Fedora Prepare for a chilling cautionary tale! In The Cursed Fedora, Glenn, a washed-up gamer, buys a mysterious fedora from Magnifique's Otherworldly Oddities during a fall festival. When he wears it, he becomes an unstoppable gaming god—but at a horrifying cost. As his body transforms into something grotesque and his life crumbles, Glenn must confront the truth: is the fedora cursed, or is his gaming obsession to blame? This creepy, darkly funny story will leave you questioning every lucky charm.  #CursedObject #GamingHorror #SpookyThriller   Subscribe, like, and join our Discord at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod to share your own spooky movie ideas and catch our next live stream! Happy Halloween, and don’t forget to check out our horror movie playlist for more fake cinematic thrills.  #WeWontFinishThisPodcast #Halloween2025 #HorrorComedy

Swords and Lords: Chapter Three | We Won't Finish This Podcast #27

Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2403687/open_sms] This is Part 3 of the "Swords and Lords" saga—start with Episode #25 for the full adventure!  Dive into the chaotic, dice-rolling world of our tabletop-inspired podcast, where Spaceman the human archer, Zeebz the claustrophobic dwarf, Savage the half-elf wizard, and their loyal lion Patches battle ninja goblins, face a cloud-swimming sea monster, and stumble through a magical mirror portal in their quest to defeat Lord Kull. With a painfully cursed hat, a glowing shield, and plenty of hilarious banter, this episode is packed with random twists and epic fails. Will they breach Lord Kull’s castle, or be trapped in a sorcerer’s enchanted manor? Subscribe and hit the bell for more "Swords and Lords"! 0:00 - Intro & Recap: Welcome to Part 3, centaurs and companions 1:36 - Dwarven Village Trap: Centaurs fall into a pit, goblins attack 6:33 - City in the Clouds: Reaching a snobbish sky city 8:20 - Sea Monster Encounter: A cloudy pier disaster 12:42 - Mermaid Rescue: Negotiating an escape from the clouds 15:09 - Level Up & Village: New skills and helping a farmer 18:16 - Demon Akhtung: Facing a formidable foe 22:58 - Lord Kull’s Castle: Failing to break in 29:32 - Magical Manor: Transported to a sorcerer’s house 35:27 - Cliffhanger & Wrap-Up: Banter and plans for the next episode Make sure to follow us on social media or discord to find out when you can join us for our next livestream and even HELP US FINISH THIS PODCAST! http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod

Swords and Lords: Chapter Two | We Won't Finish This Podcast #26

Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2403687/open_sms] Dive back into the epic Jumanji-style adventure in part two of our multi-part series, "Swords and Lords: Chapter Two" (Episode #26). If you haven’t listened to Episode #25, "Swords and Lords: Chapter One," pause now and start there to catch up on the action! Join our intrepid trio: Zeebz the dwarf barbarian, Spaceman the human archer, and Savage the half-elf mage/Game Master as they navigate a fantastical tabletop RPG world created by Savage. Armed with epic weapons, a teenage Simba-like lion companion, and a newly acquired gargoyle ally, the party faces perilous encounters, from werewolves to giant birds’ nests, all while thwarting the schemes of the villainous Lord Kull. Expect thrilling battles, hilarious banter, and unexpected twists as the group journeys toward an inevitable showdown. Follow us on social media at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod for updates, and tune in for part three to see how the adventure unfolds! Available on YouTube and all major podcast platforms. 0:02 - 0:27: Intro and urgent reminder to listen to Episode #25, "Swords and Lords: Chapter One." Quick recap of the Jumanji-style RPG, characters and Zeebz dunce cap for dying in part one. 2:26 - 4:40: The party adventures with a lion companion, epic weapons, and a spell book. They’ve defeated Lord Kulls mercenary Otho, and are exploring a Pangaea-like world. 7:29 - 12:56: Werewolf encounter: The party battles an 8-foot werewolf, wounding it with arrows and axes. The lion is injured, but they kill the beast, level up to 6, and gain a werewolf pelt. 14:16 - 17:39: The party climbs a giant bird’s nest to heal the lion with eggshells, narrowly escaping the mother bird. They find a mysterious amulet behind a waterfall. 19:04 - 20:45: Bandits demand the amulet on a bridge, but a ward spell traps half of them, scaring off the rest. The amulet is revealed as a key to an inaccessible area. 23:24 - 27:21: At a stone keep, the party animates gargoyles, gaining one as a companion. Negotiations with the gargoyle king fail, and they escape his attack with minor injuries. 31:27 - 33:42: Encounter with Grelda, Lord Kull's witch. Spaceman’s arrow forces her to flee, leaving healing ingredients. The party learns the bow needs giant spider silk for a proper fix. 34:26 - 36:30: The gargoyle teaches a temporary stone-skin spell, leveling the party to 7. The amulet creates an invisible bridge to cross a river, but it fails, washing them downstream. 36:48 - 40:46: Washed to a snowy mountain, the party meets centaurs who agree to guide them to Lord Kull's castle. The episode ends with the party, now with centaur and gargoyle allies, pausing in the mountains.  Stay Tuned for Chapter Three!

Swords and Lords: Chapter One | We Won't Finish This Podcast #25

Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2403687/open_sms] Join the chaos of We Won't Finish This Podcast: The Writer Room, where movies are born but never finished! In our 25th episode, Savage pitches Swords and Lords, a Jumanji-inspired "choose your own adventure" movie. Three friends—Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage—plan a fishing trip but get sucked into a magical board game after a storm leads them to a creepy shop. As a dwarf barbarian, human archer, and half-elf wizard, they battle giant fish, a crab monster, and mercenaries in a fantasy world ruled by the evil Lord Kull. With their loyal lion cub, Patches, epic loot, and dice rolls dictating their fate, the trio’s adventure spirals into hilarious mayhem. Will they survive? Will Zeebz escape his cursed hat? Tune in for part one of this epic! Why You’ll Love This Episode: A fresh, interactive movie pitch inspired by tabletop RPGs. Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage role-play quirky fantasy characters. High-stakes dice rolls, a poisoned potion, and a lovable lion cub. Perfect for fans of D&D, Jumanji, and unhinged storytelling. Smash that Like button, comment with your favorite moment, and Subscribe on YouTube for part two! Follow on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen, and leave a review. Check our socials at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod for updates! 0:38 - Episode premise: Savage’s movie pitch.   2:14 - Movie begins: Friends’ fishing trip turns into a magical adventure.   9:09 - Sucked into Swords and Lords; characters chosen.   17:07 - Act 1: Rowboat battle with a giant fish and Elgore (not Al Gore!).   26:11 - The trio adopts a lion cub, Patches, after a deadly encounter.   42:37 - Crypt adventure: Smashing a vase reveals a map and a mad scientist.   49:14 - Mercenary ambush led by mini-boss Odo; protecting Patches.   1:01:50 - Market shenanigans: Solving riddles for a spell book.   1:10:29 - Sirens and a giant crab attack; the trio fights back.   1:16:57 - Zeebz drinks a poisoned invisibility potion and dies, earning a “stupid hat.”   1:19:44 - Spaceman revives Zeebz; the group plans for part two.

The Strange History of Ulysses, Kansas | We Won't Finish This Podcast #24

Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2403687/open_sms] Saddle up, partners, for a rootin’-tootin’ episode of We Won’t Finish This Podcast! This time, Zeebz pitches a wild, true-story Western flick about Old Ulysses, Kansas—a frontier town that pulled off the ultimate hustle by literally picking up and movin’ to dodge its debts! Meet George Washington Earp, the one-man, whiskey-swiggin’, saloon-runnin’, vote-riggin’ cowboy who’s slicker than a greased weasel. Expect slapstick shenanigans, frontier slang that’ll make you cackle, and a tale so absurd it’s gotta be true. Will Savage and Spaceman greenlight this dusty epic, or will it be left in the cactus patch? Hit play to find out!  0:00–0:15 – Intro: Welcome to We Won’t Finish This Podcast! Savage and Spaceman introduce Zeebz pitch for a movie we’ll never make. Giddy-up for some frontier fun!   0:16–1:30 – The Pitch Begins: Zeebz unveils a true-story Western about Old Ulysses, Kansas, and its larger-than-life hero, George Washington Earp. The hosts get handed a list of frontier slang, and things go cattywampus real quick!   1:31–4:30 – Opening Scene: A stagecoach rolls into the prairie, planting a sign for “Future Ulysses: Population Pending.” Enter George Earp, emergin’ from the brush with a mustache and a plan. The slang flies thicker than buzzards!   4:31–8:00 – George Takes Charge: George flips the surveyors’ upside-down map and lays out Ulysses with a broken compass and whiskey bottle. The hosts riff on his swagger and dream up Gene Wilder as the star.   8:01–13:00 – Saloon Shenanigans: George runs the town from a saloon, handin’ out mule licenses and turnin’ broom closets into courthouses. The hosts talk Hector the mule and frontier multitasking.   13:01–19:00 – County Seat Showdown: Ulysses battles Tilden for county seat glory, with George's hired gunmen (like Bat Masterson!) guardin’ the ballot box.  19:01–27:00 – Courtroom Chaos: Tilden sues over vote-riggin’, but both sides are guilty! A goat eats evidence, the judge sobs, George sips his whiskey. 27:01–29:30 – Tar and No Feathers: Tilden’s whistleblower gets tarred and sent walkin’ through a cactus field. The hosts pitch a slapstick “ow, ow” scene. 29:31–36:00 – The Town Moves!: George proposes movin’ Ulysses to dodge debts. A banjo-fueled montage shows the town skiddin’ away on oxen. The hosts debate Three Stooges-style slapstick.    36:01–38:30 – Empty Prairie: Investors return to find only a schoolhouse and a cacklin’ old man. “You got schooled!”  38:31–44:00 – Lore Break & George’s Legacy: Zeebz drops facts about George Washington Earp, Wyatt Earp’s cousin, who lived to 96 and ran Ulysses like a boss. The hosts marvel at the real-life absurdity.   44:01–52:00 – Slapstick vs. Tension: The hosts debate makin’ the movie pure slapstick or mixin’ in Tarantino-style tension. They riff on Home Alone and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.   52:01–56:00 – Greenlight or Bust?: Savage yellow-lights it for a video game campaign, Spaceman hates the ending, and Zeebz defends the story’s hilarity. New New Ulysses, anyone?   56:01–59:09 – Outro: The hosts wrap up, plug socials, and sling more frontier slang. Check us out at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod and join the hoedown! Connect with Us:   Follow us on all major platforms: http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod Live stream with us and join the riffin’ fun!   Subscribe and leave a review to help us grow—let’s make this podcast bigger than a bullfrog!