The One Where Wease Gets Too Stoned on Camera | Wease Family Circus | EP 22

The One Where Wease Gets Too Stoned on Camera | Wease Family Circus | EP 22

The whole family broadcasting from inside the weed shop on Clifford Ave, right next to Savoia's Bakery, for the one-year block party. Wease, Doreen, Lucy, and Jake. Fifty grand in production gear sitting next to Grateful Dead bongs and glow-in-the-dark ashtrays. Jake brought 38 and a half cables when he needed 39 and a half. Couldn't go live at first. Then built a full studio inside a dispensary anyway. Doreen got attacked by a dog this morning. Second time walking Stevie. A chocolate lab came flying off a porch and went for Stevie's neck. Doreen tripped, fell flat on the concrete. Wease screaming get up. No hearing aids in, heard nothing. The dog kept coming. Her arm hurts, her head hurts, adrenaline wore off hours later. Wease kept patting her, you're okay, you're okay. Lucy says that's what they're supposed to say. Eddie Barron's in the room. His nephew is Wembanyama's shooting coach. Eddie cheered for the Knicks anyway and wouldn't tell him. Whole family in Knicks gear. The flight back from Florida with Stevie. Middle seat filled up with Catherine from the VA in Buffalo. Loved Stevie, helped the whole flight. Wease wanted to buy Stevie a seat. Doreen said no, we'll get lucky. They did. Tommy Turner died. Tommy Corvette. Spina bifida. A decade in Monroe Community Hospital. Wrote a children's book from his bed. Doctors said he'd be lucky to see five. Made it to 53. Allie the budtender brings the goods. Sherb Cream Pie. Cherry Apple. Creamsicle Sunset. Wease thought there was actual pie in the container, took him half an hour to open it. Then he smelled it. Woo-wee. Lucy tells the one about smuggling a bong into ninth-grade summer school. Named it Blue. Walked it in every day. Last day, the teacher goes I always wondered what was in that backpack. Then the vapes. Lemon Fresh. Two-gram live resin disposable. 400 hits. Wease takes one. Oh God I'm scared. Uh oh. Jake says we're 50 minutes in, so if you fade out. Wease says I'm in trouble. The Estée Lauder guy died at 56 from facial filler. Not Botox, filler. Doreen does Botox. Lucy calls it a neurotoxin. We're pro-Botox over here. Wease goes off on the NFL rigging conspiracy. Two people on Facebook positive it's rigged, claim everyone signed NDAs. Wease says you gotta be a complete idiot, nobody can ever explain how. The NBA would print money sending the Knicks back to New York for game six. That's not rigging. That's business. Kyle walks in with a tattoo of Wease on his back. Full Rochester sleeve. Susan B. Anthony. Genesee logo. Flower city. Wease's face right in the middle. Love you forever. Lucy doesn't even have a tattoo of her dad. Wease says best production in America. Jake says there's plenty of people in this town more capable, but yeah, fifty grand in gear, none of it from what we spent to start this. All from the company. SPONSORS The Contractor Store. Vetted pros. No cocaine. No bamboozle. thecontractorstore.com Cannabis Corner. Clifford Ave next to Savoia's Bakery. Where Wease gets his herb. It's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. CHAPTERS * 00:00:00 Welcome to Cannabis Corner: Live from the Block Party * 00:03:16 Lucy's Dog Attack Story: Stevie Gets Jumped * 00:07:51 Eddie Barron's Nephew: Coaching Wembanyama on the Spurs * 00:12:41 Knicks Playoff Magic: The 0.4 Percent Comeback * 00:14:39 Are Sports Rigged? The Facebook Argument * 00:16:56 Hair Salons and Scalp Massages: Wease's New Obsession * 00:19:42 Marshawn Lynch in Euphoria and Bills Memories * 00:21:03 Stevie the Travel Dog: Flying Like a Rock Star * 00:23:02 Cannabis Corner Product Showcase: Vapes and Flower * 00:26:58 Electric Car Corner Preview and Ted Boylan Coincidence * 00:32:22 Seminole Police and Casino Life in Florida * 00:34:02 Product Deep Dive: Rhythm Vapes and Rosin Cartridges * 00:40:23 Jake's High School Bong Story: Bringing Blue to Summer School * 00:43:28 AI Naked Pictures and Teenage Bullying Crisis * 00:48:30 Wease Gets Too Stoned: The Vape Hit That Changed Everything * 00:54:15 Estee Lauder Executive Dies from Facial Filler * 00:57:46 Jake's Production Skills and The Contractor Store Plug * 01:00:53 Kyle's Wease Tattoo: A Rochester Legend Forever

The Book Episode: Marshall Fine on Writing Wease's Wild Stories | Wease Family Circus | EP. 21

Marshall Fine walks into the Circus. The guy who wrote the book. Film critic, author, the man who spent two years pulling stories out of Wease and his old friends and turned it into Addie's with Wease. Wease was mad about how Marshall wrote it. Until he wasn't. Until he got that Marshall had to write it in Wease's voice, because it's Wease's story, told the way Wease tells it. All the detours, all the chaos, all the stuff you'd never think to ask about. Jake built an AI index of every story in the book. Show prep on demand. One click and you're in the spider tattoo story. Or Miss Gay Rochester. Or the repo man who wouldn't turn the boat around for five grand. Or the time Wease's dad got him kidnapped. Marshall talks process. The themes. The stories that didn't make it. Why he was so locked in on Wease's father. How you take a life that chaotic and find the throughline. Then it goes everywhere. The Knicks comeback. Down 29. Doreen smacking Wease every missed free throw. 0.04% chance of winning. OG Anunoby tips it in with seconds left. Larry David and Seinfeld losing their minds courtside. Taylor Swift catching heat for being too into it. Wease defending her. The pro Palestine guy who went after Seinfeld. Said Jerry's nobody now. Marshall and Wease break down why that's insane. Seinfeld is timeless. The Knicks ran George and Jerry in a taxi on the jumbotron before the game. Man's not irrelevant. Marshall's Grateful Dead Knicks shirt. Same one for the Bills. The Yankees. The Twins. 40 years in New York, started in Minnesota, Gannett in Rochester, a year in Marin, then Westchester in '87. The 1984 article Marshall wrote about Wease. An old friend mailed it to him last week. Paper's disintegrating. The plaque's in his office. Pit bulls. Two recent attacks. One in Geneva bit a cop. Another turned on its own owner. Wease goes off. Jake and Marshall defend the breed. It's the owners. It's the training. Doreen brings up the baby. Wease says those people killed that baby. The remora that lives in a manta ray's asshole. Seven documented cases. Swims so far in you only see the tip of the tail. The whole family loses it. Marshall brings up the Mark Wahlberg movie where a fish swims up his dick. Balls Up on Netflix. The whole thing builds to that one gag. Movie talk. The Sheep Detectives, Hugh Jackman, very cute, not for kids under seven unless you want the death conversation. Company Retreat, the Jury Duty people, one guy doesn't know everyone's an actor. The Other Guys still holds up. Project Hail Mary, Marshall says 45 minutes too long, Doreen loved it. Mrs. Maisel. Jake calls the kitchen table scenes some of the best TV ever made. Marshall didn't watch it. Jake's stunned. The Bear. Marshall quit after two episodes, his kids dragged him back, now they're hooked. The Comeback with Lisa Kudrow, Marshall's pick, a reality TV spoof across 20 years. Welcome to Wrexham. Reynolds and McElhenney buy a dead last Welsh team and promote them three years straight. Jake says greatest sports story ever. Marshall says reality TV. Jake says documentary. It's a biopic of a town. The World Cup. US plays Australia tonight. Soccer just passed baseball in America. Was 69th, now third. Marshall says media figured out they could monetize it. Jake says any kid can play. You just need shin pads. Marshall's son got hooked on cricket by the West Asian families in his neighborhood. SPONSORS: Cannabis Corner 1 Year Block Party. June 20, 2 to 8 p.m. Wease Family Circus live. Free food, DJ, vendors. Clifford Ave next to Savoia Bakery. The Contractor Store. Vetted pros. No cocaine. No bamboozle. thecontractorstore.com. Electric Car Corner. Previously enjoyed electric cars. Route 96. Save money, drive green. It's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice.

Wease Buried a Burger King Bag and Called It a Funeral | Wease Family Circus | EP 20

Wease buried a Burger King bag in the backyard and called it a funeral. Lucy's hamster died while the family was in Florida, so Wease threw the whole cage in the garbage. Lucy wanted a real burial. So they stuffed a Burger King bag in the ground, held a full ceremony, and mourned a Whopper wrapper. Nibbles the hamster got fast food last rites. Full house this week. Wease, Doreen, Lucy, and Jake all in the room. Bruno Mars in Toronto. A fire alarm at 5 a.m. Two hours outside in the cold. Eleven flights of stairs. The trip almost ruined before it started. Tommy Turner died. Tommy Corvette. Spina bifida. A decade in Monroe Community Hospital. Wrote a children's book from his bed. Doctors said he'd be lucky to see five. He made it to 53. The Sabres season. Jake cried multiple times this year. Game seven was the most exhilarating emotional roller coaster of his life. Montreal got destroyed by Carolina. Buffalo would have played them tougher. Everyone knows it. Welcome to Wrexham. Ryan Reynolds bought a dead last Welsh soccer team and promoted them three straight years. Jake calls it the greatest sports story in the history of sports. AI is getting scary. Doreen and her friend used AI to drop six hot single guys into a kitchen photo and sent it to the Portugal yoga group. Then they did it again with refrigerator repairmen. Mike Amalfi thought the guys were real. The surprise debate. Wease hates surprises. Knowing you're going to Vegas beats being surprised with Vegas because you get to look forward to it. Then the story of Carrie the nanny popping out of a box. The baby deer saga. Jake found a baby deer crying in Lexi's yard. The dog thought it was its mom. The next day there was one in Jake's own backyard. Mom came back at dusk and took it. Riley thinks Wease is Mimi's dad. She's known him her whole life. These grandkids don't know anything. Bentonville, Arkansas. Bike capital of America. The Waltons built the whole town. Subsidized ice cream, a dollar a scoop. Jake says it tastes like money. The Contractor Store. After getting scammed by a coke head contractor, Wease is all in. Vetted pros. No cocaine. No bamboozle. thecontractorstore.com. Electric Car Corner. John from Cannabis Corner opened Electric Car Corner on Route 96. Previously enjoyed electric cars. Wease says hybrids charge themselves. Ronin turns off all the lights. Better than Jake. Better than Bianca. Wease tortured Jake and Lucy in Florida checking closets. Adam's closet light is always on. Radiant Mobile. The Christian cell phone company. Blocks porn, blocks LGBTQ content, blocks parts of Yale's website. 29 bucks a month. Same network as Trump's phone. Twins with two different fathers. Ultra rare. Two men, two eggs, days apart. Found out years later from a genealogy test. UPCOMING: Cannabis Corner 1 Year Block Party. June 20, 1 to 8 p.m. Wease Family Circus live podcast 4:30 to 6. Free food, DJ, vendors. Clifford Avenue next to Savoia Bakery. Books available for signing. Wease Show Reunion. July 17. Comedy at the Carlson, part of the Rochester Comedy Festival. BJ, Cindy Cummins, surprise guests. Proceeds to the Rochester Cancer Alliance. It's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. CHAPTERS * 00:00:00 Welcome and Bruno Mars Fire Alarm Drama * 00:03:02 Baby Deer Rescue: The Neighborhood Wildlife Encounter * 00:05:13 Tommy Corvette Tribute and Sabres Playoff Heartbreak * 00:09:58 Welcome to Wrexham: The Greatest Sports Story Ever * 00:28:09 Gay Pride Month Controversy and Taking a Stand * 00:38:40 The Contractor Store: Lessons from Getting Scammed * 00:44:10 Bentonville Arkansas: America's Bicycle Capital * 00:54:21 Electric Cars and Turning Off the Lights * 01:00:58 News Clippings: Christian Phone Service and Twin Daddies * 01:09:13 The Surprise Debate and Upcoming Shows

[DELETED ON YOUTUBE] Cocaine on His Nose and He Ruined the Doors: The $3,000 Scam | Wease Family Circus | EP 19

The Wease Family Circus is full house this episode. Wease, Doreen, Lucy, and Jake all in the room. We start with the show. July 17. Comedy at the Carlson. Wease Show Reunion. All the people you loved from the radio, live and in person, finishing what should have been on the air. Q&A. Surprise guests. The whole circus. Come be part of it. Tickets at https://ci.ovationtix.com/35843/production/1276829?performanceId=11813588 [https://ci.ovationtix.com/35843/production/1276829?performanceId=11813588] Then we go everywhere. The Sabers. Wease is ready to write them off. Jake says the team that showed up in those last two games is not the team that won the division. Self inflicted. They took accountability. They said it themselves. Whoever wins Buffalo vs Montreal is getting destroyed by Carolina anyway, who got two weeks off, which Wease thinks is bullshit. The Rochester AI documentary that taught Jake more about this city than 30 years of living here. George Eastman dumping billions into Rochester. The clothing manufacturing roots. Hickey Freeman. The Rochester Royals winning an NBA championship before becoming the Sacramento Kings. The Razor Sharks. The hoodie being invented in Rochester by Knickerbocker Knitting Company, later Champion. The whole what could have been list. Kodak. Xerox. Bausch and Lomb. All shit the bed. The conspiracy theory rant. People on Facebook saying the NHL playoffs are rigged. Wease wants to meet these people in person. Jake says one ref can shift a game but the NFL is too big a money machine to script. Running Point on Netflix. Why everything new feels written for people scrolling. Apple TV still gets it. Shrinking. Game of Thrones. Old HBO. The whole streaming dumb down. Macaulay Culkin watching his own movies with his kids while they have no idea it's him. Health takeover. Jake is sponsoring Function Health blood panels for the family. 100 biomarkers. Lucy is in. Doreen is out. She does not want to know. Jake explaining how he reversed pre diabetes by cutting carbs. How not eating after sundown spiked his recovery scores. Sloan Kettering moving patients onto monitoring apps as the future of medicine. Mikey Amalfi caught early because of a number on a blood test. Why screening matters. Beach beef. Wease has thoughts on bikini bottoms and grown men with bigger tits than the women. The argument about whether topless women being legal would kill industries that depend on the mystery. Jake says you can still sell sex. Wease says ask any titty bar owner. The Door Saga. Wease and Johnny Yarrow trying to fix two sliding doors while Doreen is out of town. The wrong number that turned into a fake door company. The guy who showed up with white powder in his nose. The bullying. The $3,000 Doreen handed over. The same number answering as an event planner the next day. Then a healthcare company. Full scam. Jake's plug for The Contractor Store hits different now. Vetted pros. No coke heads. No bamboozle. Go to thecontractorstore.com. Jake's Target story. The woman on FaceTime asking how the other person knew she was at Target while standing inside Target. Plus, the soldier who bet $400K on a Venezuela coup he was running. Wease says if you're going to overthrow a country, let the man cash his Kalshi ticket. The whole gambling everywhere conversation. Politics. Oil. Whatever you want to bet on. UPCOMING: Canna Corner 1 Year Block Party. June 20. 2 to 8pm. Free food, DJ, glass blowing, local vendors, right next to Savoias Bakery. Where Wease gets his herb. Wease Show Reunion. July 17. Comedy at the Carlson. Part of the Rochester Comedy Festival, July 16 to 19. Proceeds to the Rochester Cancer Alliance. It's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. CHAPTERS * 00:00:00 Welcome and Sponsor Introduction: The Contractor Store * 00:02:48 Sabres Playoff Talk: Hope vs Reality (OLD NEWS) * 00:07:20 Rochester History: From NBA Team to Manufacturing Hub * 00:13:08 The Hoodie Was Invented in Rochester * 00:15:58 Are Sports Rigged? The Conspiracy Theory Debate * 00:20:57 Netflix Shows and Doom Scrolling: Running Point Review * 00:30:35 Function Health: Taking Control of Your Biomarkers * 00:42:08 Beach Beefs: Bikinis, Topless Men, and Body Politics * 00:49:25 Jake's Water Bottle Save and Other Random Stories * 00:52:33 The Three Thousand Dollar Door Scam: Cocaine and Chaos * 01:05:16 Betting on Maduro: Should Soldiers Be Allowed to Gamble?

Elvio Fernandes: From Real Estate to Daughtry's Stage | Wease Family Circus | EP 18

This episode is brought to you by the Contractor Store. https://thecontractorstore.com/ [https://thecontractorstore.com/] Elvio Fernandes walks into the Circus. 14 years in Daughtry. One of Rochester's most famous musicians, even if he won't say it himself. Wease has known him since the very beginning, when Elvio was a 28-year-old real estate agent with two kids, a mortgage, and a phone that randomly buzzed mid-showing. Chris Daughtry, fresh off American Idol, asking him to audition for the band. Elvio said no. His wife Jess said try again. The rest is history. This is the full origin story. How Elvio extracted audio from YouTube clips of Daughtry doing radio acoustic sets, layered piano and harmonies over them, and sent them back so the band could hear what he'd sound like before he ever stepped in a room with them. That tape is what got him the gig. The band didn't want a new guy. Howard Benson heard the harmonies and changed their minds. The song he wrote with Chris before he was even in the band. "Crazy." Third Daughtry album. Gold record on the wall. Came home from tour to find Jess had a hot tub, a new deck, and John Krueger doing renovations. The Steven Tyler story. Two weeks into the band, Elvio's in a trailer at American Idol with naked mannequins everywhere while Tyler plays him the unreleased Aerosmith record and sings harmonies in his ear. JLo in the makeup chair asking what nationality he is. Portugal. First time he's ever played his family's country. 16 cousins in the audience. Speech in Portuguese after the fourth song. Wearing a Ronaldo jersey. The whole crowd doing the "SIU" goal celebration. Chris thinking the crowd was booing him. The Brad Arnold tribute. Three Doors Down tours. The country song they wrote together that never came out. Rockstar Academy. Travel sports for kids who play music instead of sports. BB Dang origin story. Why college is mostly a scam. Why "I want to be famous" is the worst possible reason to chase music. Why you have to love the grind, the shitty songs, the smoky bars, all of it. Elvio's Portuguese coffee shop in Rochester. His brother's witchcraft in the kitchen. The pasteis de nata that Doreen brought back from Lisbon. Why Wease thinks Elvio's spot would kill it anywhere in the world. Cancel culture is dead. Kanye sold out SoFi for two nights. Ronnie Radke shitting on Buffalo to a sold-out Darien Lake. The mumble rap debate. Sperm racing in California (don't ask). Bentonville, Arkansas. Walmart town. Mountain biking capital. Why Wease almost died on an electric mountain bike. Plus, the book is out. "Addie's with Wease" by Marshall Fine and Brother Wease. Amazon and weasefamilycircus.com. UPCOMING: Canna Corner 1-Year Block Party. June 20. 2pm to 8pm. Free food, free cocktails, live DJ, glass-blowing demos, local vendors. Where Wease gets his herb. Rochester Comedy Festival. July 16-19. Multiple venues. All proceeds to the Rochester Cancer Alliance. Wease Show Reunion. Friday July 17. Comedy at the Carlson. Kevin Meaney Showroom. It's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice.