Episode 37: Goose Missles

Episode 37: Goose Missles

Yo, if you want to hear two bros completely lose their minds over whether it's a better value to take a meat-missile kick to the nuts for ten bucks or let your mom get clocked in the jaw for a hundred, welcome to the thunderdome. This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos, starting with a rainy golf outing where a rogue goose takes a line drive straight to the chest, and somehow turning into a deep-dive conspiracy about Bill Gates engineering ticks to ruin steak night. By the time they map out a full-blown galactic empire of gnats launching space missions from a bag of rotting bananas to the kitchen sink, logic has completely left the building. It’s an hour of absolute unhinged nonsense, terrible financial advice about blowing rent money on NBA 2K attributes, and a casual pledge to get Benjamin Netanyahu on the pod. Strap in, dog, and watch out for the flying golf balls.  * 00:00:04 – Outing * 00:00:22 – Geese * 00:00:35 – Line-drive * 00:01:22 – Awkwardness * 00:03:49 – Evolution * 00:04:31 – Traffic * 00:04:55 – Rationalization * 00:05:36 – Durango * 00:06:07 – Damage * 00:06:41 – Bananas * 00:07:07 – Genetics * 00:08:26 – Conspiracy * 00:09:15 – Satire * 00:11:15 – Mush * 00:12:39 – World-building * 00:13:42 – Studio * 00:14:10 – Spiders * 00:15:15 – Arrest * 00:15:42 – Bail * 00:16:37 – Parenting * 00:17:46 – Backtracking * 00:18:14 – Assault * 00:19:36 – Retaliation * 00:20:24 – Meditation * 00:21:12 – Autism * 00:21:34 – Self-awareness * 00:22:40 – Masking * 00:23:07 – DSM * 00:24:21 – Parents * 00:25:36 – Oven * 00:26:35 – Rodgers * 00:26:57 – Quarterbacks * 00:28:08 – Defense * 00:29:01 – Pass-rusher * 00:30:12 – Trade * 00:31:01 – Cornerbacks * 00:32:02 – Receivers * 00:33:25 – Backs * 00:34:02 – Mediocrity * 00:34:40 – Stakes * 00:36:30 – Shoutout * 00:36:59 – Transition * 00:37:07 – Promo * 00:37:43 – Hype * 00:38:09 – Game * 00:38:33 – Choice * 00:40:16 – Constraint * 00:41:14 – Lubricant * 00:42:07 – Olfactory * 00:43:47 – Hygiene * 00:44:56 – Haunting * 00:45:26 – Reflex * 00:46:42 – Cartoons * 00:48:16 – Escapism * 00:49:03 – Jingle * 00:49:32 – Misdirection * 00:50:28 – Ancestry * 00:51:27 – Grind * 00:51:45 – Transaction * 00:54:45 – Toxicity * 00:55:28 – Burnout * 00:57:04 – Multiplayer * 00:58:07 – Split-screen * 00:59:13 – Nostalgia * 00:59:54 – Vaccines * 01:02:06 – Satire * 01:03:46 – Wrap-up SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gnat-empires-159424117?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Episode 36: Ghost Murmurs

Welcome back to the pod where we have the professional focus of a squirrel on espresso and the golf scores of people who should probably just stay in the clubhouse. Today, we’re diving into everything from secret chili dog recipes and the tragedy of Spirit Airlines to why Cody and Dev shouldn’t be trusted in an airplane exit row. Grab a PBR and a cold pizza Lunchable—it’s time to get weird.  Episode Breakdown * 00:00 Local Food * 00:46 Shark Tank * 01:33 Podcast Pitch * 02:48 Social Outing * 03:59 Building App * 07:08 Sandler Movies * 09:18 Childhood Myths * 11:15 Flight Safety * 12:35 Budget Airlines * 15:30 AI Pranks * 17:50 Rogan Talk * 20:41 Golf Game * 23:55 Cart Culture * 27:03 Ghost Murmur * 30:00 Financial Status * 31:40 Lunchable Pitch * 35:22 Health Check * 38:50 Injury History * 42:48 Military Betting * 45:50 True Crime * 48:55 Toxic Streamers * 54:15 Content Regulation * 58:24 Legacy Clout * 01:00:00 Final Rant SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V

Episode 35: Bryon Noem's Milky Set

Yo, what is up you absolute legends! We are so freaking back for Episode 35 and—praise the Lord—it’s Easter Sunday. We’re officially swapping the Jewish vibes for some good old-fashioned Christianity this week because nothing says "He has risen" like blowing a seven-grand check from Papa Bibi at the casino. We’re fresh, we’re mostly sober, and we’re ready to dive into everything from LeBron’s special edition cognac to why your brain has a VIP section specifically for Pikachu. Grab a glass of sexy wine and let's get into the brain rot. EPISODE 34 TIMELINE 00:00 – Holy Vibes 00:27 – Gambled Cash 01:04 – Skill Points 01:21 – Grocery Sins 02:04 – Healthy Fails 03:04 – Flaky Teammates 04:06 – Trophy Flex 05:29 – LeBron Juice 06:31 – Russian Pawn 07:54 – Tyson Gloves 08:54 – Amazon Tablet 09:57 – Amp Cords 10:37 – Famous Beggars 12:11 – Turkey Hairlines 13:06 – Axe Shampoo 14:06 – Prostate Pills 15:06 – Scrubbing Nails 16:38 – Follicle Loss 17:48 – Drunk Wrestling 18:45 – Destiny's Steroids 19:37 – Laps Walking 21:27 – Lore Experts 22:21 – Bathroom Ghost 23:32 – Copied Shirts 25:08 – Tiffy Time 26:27 – Cursed Script 27:52 – Jelly Dead 29:58 – Demon Meals 31:21 – Irony Blurred 33:05 – Freak Bob 34:41 – Brain Rotted 37:26 – Pikachu Brain 40:00 – Eunuch Vibes 41:46 – Clit Quest 43:08 – Ziploc Crotch 44:25 – Impregnation Spree 47:01 – Narcissistic Psychopaths 48:18 – Altman Allegations 50:11 – Massage Plants 51:59 – Oil Prices 53:35 – Conscious AI 55:13 – Terminator Morons 56:06 – Rubber Tits 57:26 – South Milk SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V

Episode 33: Eagle Balls

In this episode of Eagle Balls, the hosts return for Episode 33 with a high-energy mix of local flavor and unfiltered commentary. The conversation kicks off with a humorous attempt at Spanish before diving into a whirlwind of topics ranging from the "handsome" politics of Donald Trump to the bizarre anti-aging rituals of Brian Johnson. Whether they are reminiscing about nights out at Bentleys in Morgantown or pondering the absurd biological mechanics of birds , the duo maintains a sharp, irreverent wit throughout. The episode wraps up with a look ahead to local comedy events in West Virginia, proving that no subject is too small—or too strange—for their radar. Podcast Highlights * Spanish Counting (00:00:14) * ICE Academy (00:00:31) * Polish Sausages (00:01:34) * Brittney Griner (00:02:43) * Donald Trump (00:04:54) * Greenland Deal (00:08:11) * Venezuela Cocaine (00:09:25) * Canadian Border (00:10:23) * Great Wall (00:11:04) * Kid Rock (00:12:04) * Brian Johnson (00:13:10) * Paris Hilton (00:16:38) * Bentleys Bar (00:40:29) * Robin Hearing (00:42:21) Upcoming Show: Catch The Cody Sucks Show on March 20th in Parkersburg, West Virginia. Featuring Leyla Ingles from Kill Tony. Don't be an asshole—get your tickets online. SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_ Podcast Topic Timeline

Episode 34: Goyim Trumpakas

Yo, what is up, you absolute legends! Welcome back to the program where the vibes are immaculate and the IQ is... well, it’s currently being absorbed by our accessories. We took a few weeks off to reach our final form through some aggressive "lifemaxing," and we’ve returned stronger, smarter, and arguably more tropical than ever before.00:00 — Lifemaxing 01:10 — Geopolitics 01:45 — Casino 02:30 — Craps 06:00 — Bibi 09:00 — AI 09:30 — Torpedoes 10:45 — Clinton 13:30 — Monica 16:00 — Gaza 18:00 — Hormuz 19:45 — Bots 22:30 — Elections 27:30 — Kim 30:45 — Teeth 34:00 — Placenta 38:30 — ATM 40:45 — Doom 43:00 — Captchas 48:00 — Circumcision 53:00 — Fantasy Upcoming Show: Catch The Cody Sucks Show on March 20th in Parkersburg, West Virginia. Featuring Leyla Ingles from Kill Tony. Don't be an asshole—get your tickets online.SUBSCRIBE!Insta: @wyltkpodcast_Cody's Insta: @codyhivelyDev's Insta: ypdev_