2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] SPONSORS: * This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] and get 10% off your first month. * Head to http://acorns.com/bears [http://acorns.com/bears] or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! * Go to http://philo.tv [http://philo.tv] and check it out for a free 7 day trial. * Use code BEARSJOY24 with DoorDash for 50% off your first order. The Shaman himself, Matt McCusker joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss the United Healthcare CEO shooter, Parking Wars, rude meter-maids, Asian excellence, skateboarding, gambling, the thrill of winning, Matt's career as a dealer, Tom's face, wiener fluffing, big dick energy, and so much more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 267 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]