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Ole Miss Divas with Jay Jurden

On this episode Heather brings hilarious comedian and friend Jay Jurden to the pod.  Jay and Heather go all the way back to the undergrad theatre department at Ole Miss.  They reminisce about their hate for Lane Kiffin, being a theatre major together and how their paths lead them to Netflix is a Joke festival.  You can catch Jay’s latest special, Yes Ma’am, on Hulu. Episode Sponsors: Refresh your everyday with luxury you'll actually use. Head to Quince.com/absolutely [http://Quince.com/absolutely] for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Join the membership for where you live at joinbilt.com/absolutely [http://joinbilt.com/absolutely]. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you. Support your gut health and overall performance with Momentous’ Fiber+ and get up to 35% off your entire first order at livemomentous.com [http://livemomentous.com], promo code absolutely. Head to Biologica.com/ABSOLUTELY [http://Biologica.com/ABSOLUTELY] to get started. Take their Quick Hormonal Life Stage Quiz to find the formula that’s right for you. And right now, subscribers can receive up to 32% off their purchase. Go to Ro.co/ABSOLUTELYNOT [http://Ro.co/ABSOLUTELYNOT] to see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro. Stop settling for wines that don't quite hit the mark. Head to TryFirstleaf.com/absolutely [http://TryFirstleaf.com/absolutely] to sign up and you'll get fifty percent off your first box PLUS free shipping for an entire year. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media [https://dearmedia.com/]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Replay: Life's a Sprint

On this replay episode, Heather tells us what really happened at Netflix is a Joke in 2024. She gives a full recap of her time in Golden state and spills the tea from the comedy shows, after parties and more! She opens up about how her life has felt like a sprint and she just made it through the finish line, yet feels hungry for more. She also answers some of the best Absolutely Not's and Yes's we've had to date! Episode Sponsors: Shop at Sephora or get 10% off your first purchase at k18hair.com [http://k18hair.com] with code HEATHER. Sign up now and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment. Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to acorns.com/absolutely [http://acorns.com/absolutely] or download the Acorns app to get started.  Give your skin the affordable, luxurious glow up it deserves. Go to Naturium.com/ABSOLUTELY [http://Naturium.com/ABSOLUTELY] for 10% off your first purchase today. Ready for your own reset? For a limited time, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely [http://ProlonLife.com/absolutely] to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. This year, give Mom a gift that helps her reflect on her life with fresh perspective—and gives your whole family the gift of her stories. Mother's Day is Sunday, May 10th. Order RIGHT NOW and save up to $20 at STORYWORTH.com/absolutely [http://STORYWORTH.com/absolutely]. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media [https://dearmedia.com/]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Mean but True with Suzanne Lambert

On this episode, Heather welcomes Suzanne Lambert to the podcast to chat about all things growing up in Georgia, the drama of politics and spray tans.  The commiserate about sorority life, hotties in the senate, and Connecticut Karen’s. Episode Sponsors: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely [https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com [http://Nutrafol.com] and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT. You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/absolutely [http://BetterHelp.com/absolutely]. Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code ABSOLUTELY for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/ABSOLUTELY [http://blissy.com/ABSOLUTELY]. Head to Knix.com [http://Knix.com] and you’ll see why I love Knix. Don’t forget to use code ABSOLUTELY for 15 percent off your order – get leakproof undies, amazing bras, and more! You’re going to thank me! Right now, Merit Beauty is offering our listeners their Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at meritbeauty.com [http://meritbeauty.com]. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media [https://dearmedia.com/]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

We’ll Cry In June

On this episode, Heather is in full overstimulation mode as she juggles work chaos, no WiFi, and a rogue bird. She explains why “we’ll cry in June” has become her current life motto and is ready to launch a full investigation into the missing scientists. She then gets to your calls about birth conspiracies, offline shopping problems, and frat formals. Episode Sponsors: Head to Biologica.com/ABSOLUTELY [http://Biologica.com/ABSOLUTELY] to take their Quick Hormonal Life Stage Quiz to find the formula that’s right for you. And right now, subscribers can receive up to 32% off their purchase. Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code ABSOLUTELY at https://branchbasics.com/ABSOLUTELY [https://branchbasics.com/ABSOLUTELY ]#branchbasicspod Visit yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY [http://yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY] to enter and upgrade your freezer! Find full giveaway details, rules, and regulations. Yasso awarded as product coupons. No purch necessary. Open to 50 US/DC, 18+. Ends 11:59pm ET 4/30. Rules: yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY [http://yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY ]  Download Polymarket. Now available in the United States. More markets are coming every day…so be the first to trade on them using code absolutely - and get $20 free upon deposit.   Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code ABSOLUTELY at mudwtr.com/ABSOLUTELY [http://mudwtr.com/ABSOLUTELY]! #mudwtrpod Lululemon does limited color runs, so when those new styles drop every Tuesday, they go fast. You don't wanna wait. If it's not for you, lululemon offers free returns, no risk. That's lululemon.com [http://lululemon.com]. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media [https://dearmedia.com/]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Alternative Experiences

On this episode, Heather is back from her unreal show at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville.  She chats about the afterparty on Broadway where she was pouring lemondrop shots for the girls where she is brought back to her days behind the sticks. After having a conspiracy dinner in the Turks, she came home to binge watch multiple documentaries.  She takes voicemails from people with a workplace crush, a weird request from an uber driver,  and someone looking for alternative experiences in their relationship. Episode Sponsors: Refresh your spring wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/absolutely [http://Quince.com/absolutely] for free shipping and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely [https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely. Ready for your own reset? For a limited time, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely [http://ProlonLife.com/absolutely]. Let your hair be one less thing to worry about. See visibly thicker, stronger, faster growing hair in 3–6 months with Nutrafol. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com [http://Nutrafol.com] and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT. Join the membership for where you live at joinbilt.com/absolutely [http://joinbilt.com/absolutely]. Ready to do your own spring reset? Join Thrive Market with my link ThriveMarket.com/ABSOLUTELY [http://ThriveMarket.com/ABSOLUTELY] for $20 off your first three orders plus you’ll get a FREE $60 gift. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media [https://dearmedia.com/]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].