Attempted Murder (The Crow Bar Presents)

The West Coast Case file - Episode 19

ATTEMPTED MURDER – Episode 19: "The West Coast Case File" Another week, another case. The detectives have reviewed the evidence from the West Coast incident, and while the Crows escaped the scene with four premiership points, the CCTV footage suggests it wasn't exactly a clean getaway. Plenty of unanswered questions remain, and the investigation is far from closed. Fortunately, our network of eye witnesses has come through with fresh audio evidence. Their statements may just strengthen the brief we're building as we prosecute the case for an Adelaide premiership in 2026. Meanwhile, serial offender Hot Pies 45 has resurfaced with yet another musical confession. After a brief forensic examination, detectives unanimously agree to file it under "Exhibit A: Rejected." With the Gold Coast preparing to enter Adelaide Oval, the taskforce turns its attention to the next suspect. What evidence do the Suns bring? Where are the weak links? And how can the Crows make sure this weekend's case is wrapped up long before the final siren? The evidence board is full. The suspects have been identified. Now it's time to build the case.

A number of Missing Persons - Episode 18

Case File #15 has landed on the detective's desk, and this one's a tough read. The investigation begins with the scene of the crime at the hands of Port Adelaide. Detectives are still trying to work out how suspect Z. Butters managed to roam the crime scene unchecked like a lost dog without a single officer assigned to contain him. Meanwhile, headquarters has been flooded with Missing Persons Reports after a worrying number of Crows failed to appear when the heat was on. Last seen: somewhere around Adelaide Oval. Elsewhere, we've issued a public appeal to the self-proclaimed Nicks Haters. Funny thing... ever since we invited them to step up to the microphone and present their evidence, they've gone strangely quiet. Investigation ongoing. Then we reopen one of football's most famous cold cases—the 1997 Mark of the Year. Our detectives track down the man with arguably the best seat in the house that day... the bloke behind the goal sticks who watched Tony Modra take flight from just meters away. His eyewitness testimony is finally entered into the evidence. The evidence board is full. The suspects are lined up. The interrogation room is ready. Welcome to Attempted Murder... where every week we investigate the crimes committed against Football.

An arse cheek either side of the head - Episode 17

Episode 17 is now under investigation. This week on Attempted Murder, detectives Leroy and Ray (The Gnome) examine the crime scene following Adelaide's HUGE win over the Dees. Just when the experts had written us off, the Crows flipped the script and left the doubters scrambling for an alibi. Our key witnesses are then called to the stand to share their favorite memories of the great Tony Modra. From impossible marks to moments of pure magic, we reopen the Modra files and celebrate a man who left fingerprints all over Adelaide football history. Plus, one witness openly questions our ability as a team. Bold move. But after reviewing the evidence, cross-examining the facts and producing a few exhibits of our own, we think you'll agree the case for Attempted Murder has never been stronger. The evidence is overwhelming. The suspects are passionate and the Crows are starting to look seriously dangerous. Case closed? Not a chance.

The Lid is still on - Episode 16

The case file is thin this week... because somehow Leroy has been left all alone. Where is Ray? Where is Len? Have they skipped town? Entered witness protection? Or have they simply gone missing under mysterious circumstances? This week, Leroy launches an investigation into the disappearance of his co-hosts while trying to keep the operation afloat. Meanwhile, there's plenty of good news coming out of West Lakes as the Adelaide Football Club continues its recent winning spree. We examine the evidence, interview the imaginary witnesses and ask the big question – just how dangerous are these Crows becoming? And just when you thought things couldn't get stranger, the AI Machine has been busy again, churning out another batch of unwanted songs that absolutely nobody asked for... yet somehow everyone will be talking about. The suspects are many. The evidence is questionable. The podcast is Attempted Murder.

The Roo Bar - Episode 15

This week, Leroy and the team investigate a series of developments that have rocked the football world. First, officers are called to the scene after reports that The Crow Bar has undergone a mysterious 48-hour identity change in honor of the Big Roo — the Adelaide Crows' favorite son. Was it a tribute, a takeover, or simply a case of extreme admiration? The investigation is ongoing. And with the Crows preparing to face Geelong at Adelaide Oval, detectives secure an exclusive interrogation with Cat Man. Under the bright lights of the interview room, we attempt to uncover the truth behind the Cat eyes he proudly displays every week' All this and more as we dust for fingerprints, follow the evidence, and investigate what's really going down on and off the field. No alibis. No plea deals. Just football.