Road Trip Roast: Kids vs Chelsey

To Beth or Not To Beth

Think you know Beth? Chelsey thought she did… until this game proved otherwise. In this episode Beth shares a series of completely true stories, and Chelsey has to decide whether they actually happened to Beth or to someone else. From outrageous childhood adventures to unbelievable adult moments, every story is real, but not every story belongs to Beth. Chelsey got off to a rough start, but managed an impressive comeback that kept us both laughing until the very end. Play along and see if you can beat Chelsey’s score, because by the end of this episode, you’ll either know Beth a whole lot better… or you’ll be questioning everything.

Vacation Court: Guilty as Charged

Court is officially in session! In this episode, Chelsey and Beth put their vacation on trial, arguing over five different categories to determine who was truly guilty of the biggest “vacation offenses”. Some verdicts were unanimous, others sparked heated debate, but every case led them deeper into the stories behind the road trip and beach adventures. Along the way, they uncover the moments that made the trip unforgettable, for better or worse, and prove that every side has its own version of the truth. As usual, they somehow abandon the docket entirely, wander into an unrelated tangent, and wrap things up in the delightfully inappropriate way only they can.

Road Trip Roast: Kids vs Chelsey

On this Independence Day weekend… What happens when you ask the kids what they really thought about spending 39 hours in a car with your best friend? In this episode, Chelsey hears their completely unfiltered opinions for the very first time, and let’s just say… they don’t hold back. Once the laughter (and mild emotional damage) settles, Chelsey shares her own thoughts about road-tripping with the kids, and while she’s much kinder than they were, she definitely has a few stories of her own. From backseat questionable smells, to long stretches of sleepy highway, and everything in between, we unpack what it’s actually like to survive nearly two full days in a vehicle together. Surprisingly, it wasn’t nearly as miserable as any of us expected… even if the kids might try to convince you otherwise. Buckle up for plenty of laughs, honest reactions, and the ultimate post-road-trip roast.

The Internet Made Me Do It

Did you miss us? GOOD! The internet made us do it… and we’re only slightly ashamed. 😅 This week, we’re talking about all the hobbies, recipes, crafts, kitchen experiments, gifts, gadgets, and random habits we’ve picked up thanks to Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Pinterest, and the endless rabbit holes of the internet. Which trends stuck? Which costs more than they were worth? Which ones were total flops? And, somehow, the conversation takes a very serious detour into a debate over what we’re actually supposed to call our TV services. (Spoiler: we still don’t agree.) Join us for laughs, relatable internet confessions, and the usual off-the-rails conversations that happen when two friends start talking.

The ABC’s Of Our Week

This week on Chickens Are the New Kittens, we kick things off with weekly recaps—told in an ABC format. What starts as a simple catch-up quickly turns into a discussion about our ever-growing collections of unread books and whether buying more books and actually reading them are even related hobbies at this point. Along the way, a little alcohol is involved, which may or may not contribute to the number of tangents we take. We also dive into ideas for our long-awaited matching best friend tattoos, exploring everything from meaningful to slightly ridiculous. If you enjoy books, friendship, laughter, and conversations that rarely stay on track, welcome! You’re among friends!