Chopping It Up

Friday the 13th Parts III & VIII — Birth of a Legend, End of an Era

Slasher Season is back, and we're going all the way in on the greatest horror franchise of all time — no, Joel, you don't get a say in that. Jesse pairs Friday the 13th Part III and Jason Takes Manhattan as the alpha and omega of the franchise: the movie that gave Jason his hockey mask, and the movie that sent him packing to the Big Apple. Jeannie watched both for the first time and would like her life back. Sled considers eight the last real Friday the 13th. Joel pulled out a map of New Jersey trying to figure out the geography. And Jesse has been freestyling over that disco opening since COVID. Hockey masks, heroin injections, biker gangs, Franklin Awards, and the hotly debated Mount Rushmore of horror — all that and a body count you have to respect.

Did You Know Oliver Stone Made a Horror Movie?

This week on Prime Cuts, the crew watches a forgotten slice of early Oliver Stone — The Hand (1981), starring a very committed Michael Caine as a comic strip artist who loses his hand in a car accident and slowly loses everything else. His marriage, his sanity, and apparently several people in his vicinity. Jesse, Jeannie, Joel, and a special guest who definitely watched Conan the Barbarian instead break down the film's double-swerve ending, hand-POV cinematography, the very real question of whether Oliver Stone cast himself as a bum with a missing hand, and whether Michael Caine has ever actually seen any of his own movies. Body horror, messy divorces, and at least one prosthetic hand squeezing raw hamburger meat. You know, a chill one.

Siege Horror, Satan in a Jar, and Reshoots: Prince of Darkness with guest, ActorThom Bray

This week we're chopping up the second entry in Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy — and we brought backup. Actor Thom Bray joins us to talk about landing the most memorable kill in the film, what it was actually like to get impaled by a bicycle with Alice Cooper, and why Carpenter told him to dial it back on the blood. We also get into the theology, the theoretical physics, the goo, and whether Prince of Darkness deserves a higher spot in the Carpenter canon than it gets. Spoiler: it might.

Jesse's 70s Art House Obsession Strikes Again: Let's Scare Jessica to Death

What does it look like to live deliciously on the wrong side of sanity? Jesse brings the crew to 1971 Connecticut for John D. Hancock's haunting folk horror gem. Part psychological thriller, part vampire mythology, part counterculture eulogy — Let's Scare Jessica to Death is the kind of movie that asks you to do the work, and rewards you for it. The CIU crew unpacks Charon and the underworld, the Baudelaire connection, polyamory among the hippies, and why the inner monologue shouldn't work but somehow does. Ratings are divided. Joel wants to live in the farmhouse. Sledd was a little sleepy.

He Just Moved Boroughs: Blacula and Vampire in Brooklyn

We recorded this one back in February to close out Sled dSeason, and we've been sitting on it — but good things are worth the wait. A Black History Month double feature that earns its place: both films follow the same blueprint — a Black vampire dropped into a modern urban landscape, chasing a reincarnated love and dragging a Renfield-type ghoul behind him. The parallels are undeniable. Blacula is historically significant and cinematically rough. William Marshall is genuinely commanding, but the ADR is a disaster and the pacing will test you. Vampire in Brooklyn has the cast (Murphy, Bassett, Hardison, Witherspoon at peak Witherspoon) and still squanders it — a Wes Craven-directed Coming to America with fangs and no teeth. The real conversation goes deeper: blaxploitation's double-edged legacy, what Blacula actually got right, and how Vampire in Brooklyn ends up undermining everything it seemed to stand for. Plus a hook hand nobody else saw and a very compelling shared cinematic universe theory.