Film Logic

Tubi Decided: Night of the Zoopocalypse

Night of the Zoopocalypse is a Canadian animated project starring David Harbour and inspired by Clive Barker. Is it for kids, or is this body horror nightmare project too much?

Tubi Decided: Redline (2009)

Warning: the movie we watched was rated TV-14, but it definitely earned an R rating in its portrayal of women. Be advised that we warn viewers of the content with vivid language. We finally did it. We watched an anime movie on Tubi. Tubi has some very good gems from Japan so we weren't worried that this was going to be slop, but it is fun to see what arrives on the free streaming platform. Tubi Decided reviews Redline (2009), a seven-year passion project with animation so smooth you could do a Dukes of Hazard slide on it. This is the closest thing we will get to a gritty F-Zero reboot.

The April Fool's Day Challenge: Ratpocalypse

Today's special episode asks our viewers to determine whether a movie is real or fake. We either watched a crazy and bizarre story about Russian politicians turning into rats, or we made it up. Either way, it is an exciting episode where we ponder the fate of Casper Van Dien and theorize what movie Rebel Wilson would be good in. Ratpocalypse is set in 2015, Senator Casper Van Dien addresses the Russian government that every rich person will turn into rats if they don't stop their greed and corruption. He is laughed out of the law building, but then realizes that he was 100% correct. With Russian diplomats and oligarchs turning into rats, Casper must team up with two prostitutes to clear his name. Did we make this movie up to trick you, or is it real? You decide.

Armed and Dangerous (1986)

John Candy and Eugene Levy are in a buddy cop film about two security workers uncovering corruption in the force. Also stars Meg Ryan in one of her early roles. Written by Harold Ramis and Directed by Mark Lester This movie came out in 1986 in the wake of Beverly Hills Cop and Police Academy.

Guyver (1991): Teenage Mutant Japanese Body Horror (Featuring JJ Jimmy Walker)

The Guyver, directed by Screaming Mad George and Steven Wang stars Vivian Fu, Mark Hamil, and some blonde guy who never got over playing with action figures. Mark Hamill does his best to give dignity and respect to this live-action manga adaptation, but secretly, he is cursing out his agent. I mean...Jimmie Walker plays a rapping monster that scares children when he is on screen. The Guyver is what happens when someone sees TMNT and says, I think I can do that for 10 million less. This movie is gritty, scary, and darker than a Snyderverse movie on downers. But it has Mark Hamill in a mustache trying his darndest not to reminisce about Star Wars. Join Mike, Ivy, Vin, and Adam for Tubi Decided.