Fuck Off Truth Tellers

Imagine Going to The Ren Fair as a Peasant

We attempt to unpack “the ick” and instead spiral into a 29-minute hate crime against bald spots, long fingernails, Disney adults, and men who breathe incorrectly. Nobody survived. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

I’m Being Waterboarded by Life

One of us got a life sentence. The other can’t pass a test. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

Dad Signed the Firefighter Calendar…Not a Single Photo of Him

It’s about heroes, self-rescue, and the time we saved a man in a bathtub. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

Less Crying, More Vibes

This is 40: trusting your gut, dropping the baggage, and realizing you were right the whole time. Which is honestly annoying for everyone else. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

I Paid $75 to Realize I Don’t Like Anyone Here

Adult friendships are weird-sometimes you leave dinner with less friends than you came with. One of us is accepting applications…the other is not hiring. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers