Generational (Bear-able) Trauma

Offseason Gripe Session - The Chicago Bears' so-called Move to Indiana and Other Nonsense

Colin and Adam have a lot to get off our chests in this special gripe session edition of Generational (Bearable) Trauma, first and foremost of which is the predictable yet annoying reaction to the Bears' front office's manipulative and deceptive statement about "moving" to Indiana, something the team has announced essentially zero intention to do. We also cover offseason holdouts, reading into the wrong statements, and the slog of trying to manufacture news out of nothing . . . and probably more. One of us is very old and has difficulty remembering.

Bears Schedule Release Special

The Chicago Bears' path to 17-0 is now officially paved now that the 2026 schedule has been released. Colin and Adam have thoughts, reactions, predictions, and hopes as high as Aaron Rodgers in a smoke tent. This season holds Bears games for Sunday, Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday as well as Thanksgiving and Christmas. And the best part? Only two late-afternoon games! For the Bears, the season begins at noon, and, along with Rome's Bob-Rossian painting skills, that's a beautiful thing.

Post-Draft Roundup 2026 Reach? Yes. Reaching the SUPER BOWL

Colin and Addison discuss the Bears' surprisingly offensive heavy 2026 draft (and yet we were still surprised they actually took more defensive players than offensive ones) and look to see how the new picks will fit in to shore up a couple areas of weakness and complement a few other areas of strength.

UPDATE: Mock Draft Round 1 - Will the Bears Trade Up?

After the Dexter Lawrence trade with the Bengals sends the New York Giants into the 10th spot, Adam and Colin wonder if the trade frenzy rumored to be awaiting Day 1 of the NFL Draft might include the Chicago Bears and a shocking shift in focus (a throwback to a move Ben Johnson's Lions pulled in years past.

2026 NFL Draft Preview

Colin and Adam recap the Chicago Bears offseason moves heading into the NFL draft, take a look at the players we'd most like to see the Bears target, and then run a mock draft that sees the Bears get . . . not very many of those guys. Can Ryan Poles do a better job than we did? We'll discuss and hope!