Guru Room

Mindful socks.

Driving. Talking between GPS directions through Beverly Hills. Profound. Stimulating. Pseudo-smart. Quasi-funny. Come on, it's not like you have anything better to do. Listen and realize you aren't alone in this world or your own inanity.

Packing for Teens. A sleep aid.

Bruce demonstrates his inimitable packing technique as Daniel looks on in horror. Bruce's technique involves packing as much as Marie London weighs. For more impractical tips, listen in.

The Moment of Failure

On the drive to Los Angeles' famed "Magic Castle," Daniel and Bruce prattle on about this and that, probably more that than this. Thrill to a roller-coaster-like ride across the dangerous twists and turns of the fabled "Mulholland Drive," where the tires of movie stars and legends have trod! Discover what to and not to do at a fine private club. Actually, this may not be discussed at all, but how exciting it will be for you to listen to it all and wait to see if you learn something or not! Probably. Or Probably not! The tension is palpable as our intrepid heros' stream-of-consciousness discussion all but dissolves the very notion of consciousness! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll writhe on your belly like a snake. What more could you possibly want from a podcast, other than perhaps something interesting--but we've got celebrity mentions and possible sightings so there's your excitement, baby! Sounds good! How can you possibly resist? OFI, don't even try!

Guru Room S01E01 - GPS aka Kaleidoscopic Echolocation

50 years of friendship put to the ultimate test as our two heroes risk everything to bring you a thrilling joy ride from Mulholland to downtown Los Angeles on 4:20 to attend a 4:20 celebration. Braving traffic, sunlight, and potential gastric distress, our intrepid duo blathers aimlessly unattached to outcome, and yet, somewhat miraculously, and uniquely, they being to uncover the secrets of the very fabric of the universe. We're not under promising here when we promise to begin your quest in earnest for solving all your problems and those of the planets. "Earn your enlightenment!" is a mantra born of faith, fire, and fiduciary finagling. Your hosts will reveal priceless secrets, for free, with the underlying motivation of getting you to pay for them in the very near future and for many years to come. Join us, won't you, for the ride of your life, or at least the next forty two minutes and seventeen seconds or less if you listen on high-speed.