Hildy's Hot Takes

Episode 31: It Was Going Good Until She Couldn't Figure Out Yesterday's Wordle

Another episode coming at ya!! Euphoria really shat the bed in season 2 and I am kind of pissed off about it. I went to the casino last night and realized the blackjack perfect strategy card is fraudulent after some had the audacity to take a piss in the urinal right next to me in an empty bathroom. Some of my other hot takes this episode are that "What is your source" people are the worst and that if you can't correctly guess even one day of Wordle you are an idiot.

Episode 30: Seriously Though, Caffeine is Legal and Marijuana Isn't?

I am back! Apologies for the hiatus I just am addicted to complaining about things right now because I can't get off Twitter and the current state of the world is giving me a headache and I didn't want to sound like a whiny bitch. You should never eat a cookie without putting it in the microwave for 10 seconds first. The Olympics are officially dead and that is HHT Certified. Coffee should be illegal. Russia needs to take a xanax. The pandemic is over. It is 2022 if you didn't know, someone tell Justin Trudeau. Enjoy!

Episode 29: The World is Quickly Spinning Down the Toilet, Fact Checkers Report

I get a little depressed every time I go on Twitter and look at the news tab and the articles that they decide to post on there. Well, not actually because that stuff does not affect you or I one little bit. On this episode I also put forth an incredible, coherent rant, even for my standards, on why it makes so much sense to expand the college football playoff. Seriously a masterpiece if you ask me. In other news, Bobby Orr might be a better player all-time than Wayne Gretzky and Cale Makar is better than Bobby Orr. Also Antonio Brown is a clown but its not something to gloat over because it actually is pretty sad to see what is happening to him. I honestly hope he can get some help. Thanks for listening!! Enjoy!

Episode 28: First EVER Guest on Hildy's Hot Takes Taking us into the New Year

Happy New Year everyone! On this episode I decided to just say fuck it and I invited my roommate on the road and teammate of mine on the Oilers, Jake Pappalardo, on to the pod to help me sort through the chaos. Jake is a huge beauty with a huge ass on him and some nice legs. We talk about covid, the new movie Dont Look Up, fact checkers, limes over lemons, fentanyl overdoses, airplane etiquette, and stupid people bragging about their kids political views on twitter. Papps also gives his official Hildy's Hot Takes picks for the College Football Championship Bowl games. Enjoy!!!

Episode 27: Raise Your Hand if You Would be a Better NFL Coach than Urban Meyer

Because I am a professional podcaster, I pre-recorded this episode a week in advance because I was going to be busy over the holidays. Just pro podcaster things. On this episode I ponder whether it would be beneficial or not if Salvation Army volunteers played dubstep through a speaker instead of ringing their annoying bells for donations. Urban Meyer gets fired from the Jags in what might be the most incompetent display of professionalism in the history of the universe. What a joke that guy is. Imagine being his wife and kids. Yikes. Other topics I touch on for this week include movie doomsday scenarios being totally unrealistic, Jason Spezza somehow getting his suspension reduced in the most mickey mouse appeal process, and gamer nerds have nothing better to do with their lives than play their games and complain about how bad they are. Enjoy folks!