Hold My Baby

Ep 22: Playdate Horror Stories, Bad Parenting & Kids With ZERO Survival Skills

Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we love our kids… but we are *this close* to following them to every playdate like undercover agents. In this episode, we ask a very simple question: **Why are other people’s kids… like this??** Things spiral immediately into: * Dropping your kid off at a “safe” house… * Parents not knowing where the kids actually are (cool, cool, cool…) * Why communication between parents is apparently optional now * The missing survival skills in this generation (???!!) * Kids having everything… and still having zero motivation * Are kids actually depressed, or just too comfortable? If you’ve ever dropped your kid off somewhere and immediately thought: *“I made a mistake…”* — this episode is for you.  #holdmybaby #parentingpodcasts #funnyparents #millennialparents #parentinghumor #modernparenting #comedypodcast  If this episode made you laugh, stress out, or want to track your kid with GPS: 👍 Like the episode 💬 Comment your worst playdate horror story 🔔 Subscribe so you don’t miss the next parenting breakdown 📤 Share this with a parent who says “they’re fine” without checking Because parenting is hard…but trusting other parents? **That’s the real risk.**

Ep 21: Verizon Shut Down My Account?! Power Trips, Bad Service & Comedy Club Chaos

Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we’re raising kids… while also trying to survive customer service, inflated egos, and people with just a *little* too much authority. This episode really has everything: * Parents realizing their kids are growing up WAY too comfortable (suite life only 😅) * The absolute chaos of dealing with Verizon customer service * Being told you’re not allowed to ask questions about your OWN account * Comedy club security acting like they’re guarding national secrets * Comics being treated like strangers in places they’ve performed for YEARS * The weird ego culture behind comedy industry gatekeeping If you’ve ever dealt with customer service and thought: *“Am I being punk’d right now?”* — this episode is for you.  #holdmybaby #parentingpodcasts #funnyparents #millennialparents #parentinghumor #comedypodcast #customerservicefails #modernparenting #standupcomedy ---  If this episode made you laugh, yell at your phone, or relive a customer service nightmare: 👍 Like the episode 💬 Comment your worst customer service story (we KNOW you have one) 🔔 Subscribe so you don’t miss the next parenting breakdown 📤 Share this with someone who’s been personally victimized by Verizon

Ep 20: It's one of THE Talks, Bullying Myths & Rental Car Nightmares

Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we love our kids… but also question every parenting decision immediately after making it.   Let me stop you right there...today we are talking about: * Parents who are *way too open* vs parents who grew up with zero sex talk * Locker room trauma, nicknames, and why kids are ruthless * The myth of “bullying” vs what bullying actually was growing up * Parenting today vs the “walk uphill both ways while being threatened” era * Why every parent is now documenting EVERYTHING just to protect themselves If you’ve ever thought: *“Am I doing this right… or just surviving?”* — congratulations, you’re one of us. --- #holdmybaby #parentingpodcasts  #funnyparents  #millennialparents  #parentinghumor #modernparenting #comedypodcast #familylife #parentproblems --- If this episode made you laugh, stress out, or question your parenting decisions: Because parenting is hard…but customer service robots? **Absolutely Not**

Ep 19: Bad Party Food, Gift Etiquette & Parenting Judgment

Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we love our kids… but we will absolutely judge you for bringing off-brand soda to a party. We get into: * Parents drinking (or not drinking) and how we cope with life * Comedy, performing sober, and why being sharp actually matters * Porto’s saving every party like the MVP it is * Why bad party food is actually offensive (yes, we said it) * Parenting paranoia around allergies and food safety * The emotional trauma of giving thoughtful gifts If you’ve ever gone to a party, looked at the food, and thought *“I should’ve eaten before I got here”*… this episode is for you.  #holdmybaby #parentingpodcasts #funnyparents #millennialparents #parentingpodcasts #parentinghumor #modernparenting #comedypodcast #parentingburnout ---  If this episode made you laugh, feel seen, or rethink what you bring to parties:  👍 Like the episode 💬 Comment: what’s the WORST thing someone has brought to your house? 🔔 Subscribe so you don’t miss the next parenting breakdown 📤 Share this with a friend who brings questionable snacks Because parenting is hard…but bad party food?  **Absolutely Not.**

Ep 18: iPad Parents, ‘Be Nice’ Hecklers & Parenting Hypocrisy

Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we love our kids… but we also expect you to **put the iPad down, be present, and stop yelling “BE NICE” at comedians.** This episode starts with a classic parenting moment: You go to your kid’s school performance to support them… and instead you’re watching the entire show through someone else’s **giant glowing iPad screen** like it’s a drive-in movie from hell. If this episode made you laugh, cringe, or want to tap someone on the shoulder and say *“put the iPad down”*: 👍 Like the episode 💬 Comment the most annoying thing you’ve seen another parent do 🔔 Subscribe so you don’t miss the next parenting breakdown 📤 Share this with a parent who records EVERYTHING Because parenting is hard…but other parents? Sometimes harder. --- [Ep.18]