Nothing to See Here: A Podcast by Tortoise and The Hair

Episode 18: Paul Giamatti's face cannot be contained

They came, they watched some stuff, and then they talked about it. In Episode 18, Brian and Luke take on Showtime's Billions and make frequently. Also within are a visionary new take on popular music as well as very-specific-and-100%-up-to-date coverage of the current political situation.

Episode 19: The dramatic reveal is that they weren't gone

Luke apologizes to the city of Chicago and retells of his travels to Scotland. Much whisky- and golf-related conversation follows. Hear of Scotland's other famous beverage and of its rich history of finding things as Episode 19 takes you to the old country.

Episode 17: Don't be a Hero: A Star Wars story

The mystery of who is listening to this podcast in Germany completely unresolved (please make contact with us), Brian and Luke return to the topic of Episode 1 to discuss the Star Wars franchise's latest entry. Also discussed is the nature of secret snowballs. What exactly is the secret, you ask? Listen to find out--all this an more in Episode 17.

Episode 16: There is no Zambian forest honey in Scotch whisky

Brian and Luke meet in person for the first time. Meanwhile, the Red Sox win on a walk-off home run against the White Sox and many whisky and duck-boots related ventures score unwitting product placements from Germany's fastest growing podcast.

Episode 14: Happy Belated April Fools Day

Luke and Brian (with special guest friend-of-the-show Aya) recount their April fools pranks that weren't, and Aya corrects the hosts on a few minor factual errors from their Star Wars episode.