Punk Chores

Arson in the Firehouse with Douger

PARDON THE 5 MINUTES OF DEAD AIR, I HAVE MULCH BRAIN. WILL BE FIXED ON ALL PLATFORMS WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HRS. Cat & Douger are in Pittsburgh talking about liberating materials to build a treehouse, being dragged out of high school by the cops, being a right handed middle child, falling in love with the drums, working at the hipster belt factory, playing bad rock n roll, quitting the nacho restaurant, telemarketing for JC Penney insurance, trying to unionize the mug factory, making kitten formula thanksgiving cake, becoming a dad at nineteen, stickergate, taking 911 pretty seriously, standing up to racist co-workers, and becoming the coolest ACAB firefighter you'd ever want to pull you out of a burning apartment building! Intro Nature Boys Outro By the Deed

Still an Entity with Nikki

If you autodownloaded this morning redownload!!  File was corrupted but since has been fixed. Cat & Nikki are in Pittsburgh chatting about finding yourself in dark tunnels, having a not so merry time in Maryland, finding pornos in the woods, having a hippie sibling (CLASSIC!), being goth, becoming a hair color wizard, moving to Spain, cutting hair drunk, puking in a cup holder, struggling with mental illness and substance use, dispatching taxis, and finding your own voice, gender and self along the way Intro Nature Boys Outro Church of Absurdity

You've Come a Long Way, Baby with Morgan P

Cat & Morgan sit in Morgan's house in Minneapolis with Bizzy the dog and talk about being pizza punk for life, getting knocked out in the cafeteria, getting hit on your bike, being the dirty gay punk sibling who has a basement entrance, being the female incarnation of four-loko, finishing college in Brazil, being in a bunch of bands with funny gross names, having your hardcore exterior hugged out by living in the south, working art fests, living in the desert, buying a house to eventually buy another house in the north, inventing microdosing in a hellscape warehouse, switching sides from Applebees to Chilis, and learning how to feel free and stable at the same time.  Intro Nature Boys Outro Granola Daddies

Small Pain for Big Take with Theresia Maria

Cat and Theresia are in Minneapolis chatting about growing up with a sex worker drug slingin' mom and an incarcerated dad, growing up in bars, brothels and drug deals, discovering punk through Hole, getting your friends accidentally kidnapped in a deal gone wrong, sleeping with 1,000 55 year old men, growing up with Jodie and Charlie as yr role models who don't teach you taxes, moving to Tuscan, being a bad drummer, loving the feeling of when $10 doesn't mean shit, stealing everything, trying your hand at carpentry, bike mechanics, and finally finding early childhood development  ! OH! and learning how to work as little as possible for the most money possible.   Intro Nature Boys  Outro Libido Boys

The Most Punk Rock Job You Could Ever Have with Billie

Cat & Billie chat in Minneapolis about doing drugs at 12, becoming a beatnik, becoming an Occupy Wallstreet Floridian, going to herb school, realizing that you hate prisons, being the only punk at law school, moving to NYC, becoming a public defender, becoming comfortable with not knowing everything, dodging hostile clients, and going to sleep knowing that despite everything, the work you did freed someone from jail.  Intro Nature Boys Outro Pink Lincolns