Raunchy Reading

No Justice for Gin! Duke of Midnight Part 3

Orgasms, Emeralds, and Angst- oh my~! Escape in the dead of bright morning to the final installment of Duke of Midnight [https://www.amazon.com/Duke-Midnight-Maiden-Lane-Book-ebook/dp/B00BAXFHVI/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1681491937&sr=8-1], that's right daring doers, It's Part Three! As the hour nears 12 of the clock, capers, chases, and smut commence. Will the Duke do the right thing? Can Craven control his sass? 'Tis time to identify the final Batman AU characters as we cum to the conclusion of Elizabeth Hoyt [https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16202.Elizabeth_Hoyt]'s excellent tale- a balance of Big Watson Energy, and Sad Dick Energy... pregnate with likely Typhoid.  If we can take but three humble lessons from this, take 1. Gin is great. 2. If you want dick, go get it. 3. The real friends are the dicks we found along the way.

Holy Pants-Feels, Batman! Duke of Midnight- Part 2

Part TWO of Elizabeth Hoyt [https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16202.Elizabeth_Hoyt]'s Duke of Midnight [https://www.amazon.com/Duke-Midnight-Maiden-Lane-Book-ebook/dp/B00BAXFHVI/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1681491937&sr=8-1]! Are you ready for some pants-feels? Join us for a wade through hip-deep-angst amidst the gin-soaked alleyways of Saint Giles, the /cough/ workout-dungeon, and dingey secret passageway- now charmingly decorated with a sexy, chained up man- you know, like all the classiest archeological sites. It's Batman AU galore with a constant side of sass from our dearest Alfred-Fucking-Pennyworth... sorry- CRAVEN. You want to learn about the DCU? Too bad, it's happening anyway, and I promise you'll love it, even if you think you won't! Kind of like someone responding to a slap by making-out seems like bad form, but magically, believably isn't because #goodwriting ! Quick, collect your cluster of canonical Robins, and tune in This Bat-Time on This Bat-Chanel! To the Ghost-Mobile!

BPA-Free Boning; Kiss Quotient Part 2

Ruh-roh, dinner at your escort-fake-boyfriend's family's place? Social snafus? Way too much angst for one man about... not much? Wow, much wow. Join us for the second and final part of our Kiss Quotient [https://www.amazon.com/Kiss-Quotient-Helen-Hoang/dp/0451490800] Review (by Helen Hoang [https://www.helenhoang.com/]). Listen, when you're Daniel Henney [https://www.google.com/search?q=daniel+henney&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS1009US1009&sxsrf=AJOqlzVsyjwXClqbI_t-hYqFRDun8c217g:1679378541931&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwicpL3LrOz9AhV0OUQIHZAjAp4Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1620&bih=929&dpr=2#imgrc=QOtxN68KCkyVmM] hot, ripped, thoughtful, loving, talented and into fashion, there has to be at least one downside- hint, it's too much angst for what wasn't really a big deal. But what is a big deal? Having a disastrous first meal with your boo's family and the heartbreak of falling in love when there is no reason not to! We loved this book, and think you will too. Keep a weather eye for representation, realism, growth, and a great deal of steamy... sorry I misspelled that- STEAMY- sex scenes. Stop microwaving foods in plastic. It's time to slice up some mangoes with ngoai, and settle in for a refreshing ride with realistic characters, realistic relationships (good, bad and ugly), and quite the HEA!

Sexponential Equations: The Kiss Quotient Part I

Hey STELLAAAA … for the season premiere of Raunchy Reaching, we read something we both … actually … liked? She’s a hot econometrician who owns a house in San Francisco (in this economy?) and he’s a #goodsmellingcomfymuscledragontattooman with daddy issues. She needs someone to teach her how to sex and he needs someone to pay his automobills in this reverse Pretty Woman story! But will their arrangement lead to … something MORE? And will we lose our minds along the way? The algorithm says yes! Remember, #hotfitguyshaveproblemstoo, and if #danielhenneycomesforyou in the night, your partner will probably forgive you. Grab some mint chocolate chip ice cream, perk up your nips, and settle in for the first episode of season 2!!

Season Two- We Choose You!

Wooo, welcome 2023! Raunchy Readers, are you ready for some smut?! When I say dick, you say folds! Dick! ... ... dick...? Hello? It's the beginning of the year, and you need time to recalibrate, I get it. In fact, we do too, this is a hiatus announcement. Emily and I (Morgan) need some time to build a backlog of books read, and recordings completed before the year barrels on in earnest. Raunchy Reading Season TWO(!) will launch on Monday March 6th, 2023. New episodes every other Monday- same bat-time, same bat-channel [https://tenor.com/view/batman-dance-disco-gif-23443362].  As always you can reach us on social, or shoot us an email: Twitter: @raunchyreading Instagram: @raunchyreading Email: raunchyreading@gmail.com