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Special Report: No Rapture Sept 23, 2025

The newest prophecy for Sept 23 2025 rapture has passed with no incident. What happened?

News 9/23/25 - Jimmy Kimmel Returns, Steven King Books Pulled, Trump Criticizes Climate Change as a Hoax

The latest about why Jimmy Kimmel returned to TV. Also Steven King's new character. Trump calls out Climate Change before the UN.

The Polarizing Legacy of Charlie Kirk

Some people loved him. Some people hated him. He is now gone and some will miss him. Some will still hate him.

SN 3/23/25 - Elon to Buy MSNBC and call it MSNB-X, Trump Employs Israel to Demolition Gaza

Elon rumored interest in MSNBC Israel flattens Gaza breaking ceasfire agreement Failure to release Epstein Files. Perps are safe. Archeologists find secret chambers and tunnels underneath Gaza said to have a whole structure beneath the pyramid. Tesla Cybertrucks recalled for falling apart.

SN 1/25/25 - Trump Gives Christians Healing and Renewal, Deportation for Illegals, Release of Disclosed Files

Christians cheer on Trump for a chance at healing America after four years... could have saved the time and just elected Trump for a consecutive second term. Trump signed an Exective Order for deportation of criminal illegal immigrants. Troops wait near the border to thrown them back. Invited are celebrities who want to leave the country. JD Vance makes a comment about having babies. Trump will release files on the JFK, MLK, and RFK assassinations. Hope we don't find any CIA info in there. It will be blacked out anyway. Trump finds Biden's note in the desk. Comedians rejoice to put back in their act jokes about the President.