Ship Full of Jerks

SFA: "Life of Stars" and TJ HOOKER

The USS Athena and it's Starfleet Academy atrium become Grover's Corners, as we finally confirm cadets are all musical theater kids. But between Thorton Wilder's words, another drama brews between Caleb and a now sanctioned Tarima after her actions on the Miyazaki. And then William Shanter returns to the small screen of the 80s, but he trades his Starfleet Uniform for LACPD blues. He's got his own cadets to train in the neverending-copganda War on Crime. And that's because, "TJ Hooker's the name."

SFA: Ko'Zeine and The Tenth Level

Can Jay Den rescue Darem from matrimony? Or is this an "Amok Time" redux? The Jerks find out with our review of STARFLEET ACADEMY's "Ko'Zeine." Then, William Shatner wrestles with whether he is the tormentor in a psychological experiment in THE TENTH LEVEL. Our Shat-tastic filmography continues!

SFA: SAM and Horror at 37,000 Feet

Series Acclimation Mil goes on a journey to figure out what happened to Captain Benjamin Sisko. The Jerks go along for the ride. Then, our examination of William Shatner's acting chops continues with a spooky flight at 37,000 feet. We find out why Shatner and planes don't mix.

SFA: Vox In Excelso and The Intruder

The Jerks debate whether STARFLEET ACADEMY delivered the best Klingon story in Trek ever. It's a battle of words for Cadet Jay'Den as he argues for the preservation of his people. Then, we tackle Roger Corman's THE INTRUDER, starring a Pre-Trek William Shatner as a white supremacist agitator. Trigger Warning: our discussion of the film includes racial violence and sexual assault.

SFA: Vitus Reflux and Pluribus

The Jerks shenan and shenan again as the Starfleet Academy cadets get into a prank war with the War College. It's a Laser Tag battle to see who rules the campus! Then, we leave San Francisco for New Mexico to check in on Vince Gilligan's latest opus, PLURIBIS, which some say is the modern age THE PRISONER.