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Rush Hour 4: Episode 19

What's the story today? Nothin' much, how 'bout you? It's like a Seinfeld! Nothing's happening. All that, and super math tips, in this... The instructional textbook known only as RUSH HOUR 4!

Rush Hour 4: Episode 18

What's the story today? Why build infrastructure when you can pilot all the manichean power of a Rube Goldberg-style government? Do you have what it takes to be the Cat in the hat? That all depends on whether you're a Pharell Williams or a Bruno Mars and how you would adjudicate the fate of the one ring when it inevitably finds its way into your grubby lil' hand. Get lost in the dungeon of educating America's youth (but stay out of Jeeve's basement!) Drink a nighttime soda, beat up a jukebox and join in an immersive plot called government work! All that and more in this, the breakneck political thriller we call RUSH HOUR 4!

Rush Hour 4: Episode 17

Whats the story today? There's an election, or something. How 'bout that?

Rush Hour 4: Episode 16

What's the story today? Walmart shopathons, milkbar shootouts, maudlin dad-thoughts and inconsistent release schedules! All that and more in this -- the blackest of fridays -- known colloquially as...RUSH HOUR 4!

Rush Hour 4: Episode 15

What's the story today? Become friends with your enemies, and celebrate that accomplishment by going to the only place you can get one hundred million dollars worth of movie making paraphernalia without breaking the bank: Walmart! Make your way to the hub of the community wheel, but don't get killed by a joyriding prostitute or strafed by a biplane on its way to bombard a political ralley, because then you won't get a chance to be cruel to the horrifically mangled veteran who mans the doors to all the world's joyful capitalist bliss! Or don't. Who cares?! The world's your lobster! There's a she-wolf in the closet. Open up and set her free! Get fucked, or die trying. (Awooooooo.)