The Dorks Deduction

The Seed Vault Got Gooped!

This episode was initially supposed to be about the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. We did manage to talk about it for about five minutes but then we drifted to vagina steamers and the wonderful Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP! Enjoy! **Technology failed us this episode so the quality isn't quite up to par. Hopefully you can get over that, if not we'll see you next episode!

Creepypasta: We're Getting Indegestion

With Halloween approaching we've decided to delve into the world of Creepy Pasta. Join us while Chris gives us hyper-realistic readings of these frightful online stories, so terrifying that we end up in tears. Lies. We're crying because of the laughter.

The Cinema Experience

This episode we discuss our early cinema experiences, what cinema etiquette is and whether cinemas/the film industry is dying. We also talk about spider infestations & infections. Just a little bit.