BRUNSON EGG & CHEESE W/ GRABBA

BRUNSON EGG & CHEESE W/ GRABBA

WE SIX MONTHS INTO MAMDANISTAN AND IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE!!! Also in our ELEVENTH episode of the year…the top secret formula for BuzzBalls, Europeans playing CROSSY ROAD in front of MetLife Stadium, and THE KNICKS DEFEAT THE FORCES OF EVIL! Join the commute @ themorningbleezy.com [http://themorningbleezy.com] and @themorningbleezy!!!! 0:00 - WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK (REMIX) 3:49 - Communal Pen Hit 4:14 - A Totally Completely Regular Normal Weather Segment 6:07 - BUZZBALLS ARE JUST FERMENTED GLP-1 FAT (In Surplus Coke Bottles!) 9:00 - World Cup Tourists COLONIZE the New Jersey Transit System 15:37 - We’re Playing 🎶Baaaaskeeeettballlllll🎶 18:07 - The President Just Comes In And Ruins The Vibe (Many Such Cases) 19:48 - Mamdanistan 1000 Years 24:17 - Who REALLY Trained With The Monks? 31:22 - THE HAND OF OG 34:57 - KNICKS IN FIVEEEEEEEEE

BOOSTING B*TCHES WHERE YALL AT?

BOOSTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! In our TENTH bleezy of the yeezy, Nia and Jake manifest a chemical spill-free June for the west coast, compare Zohran to the stripper loving you, dickride the Knicks for like ten minutes, and then have a deeply intellectual discussion about Boots Riley’s latest social commentary film, I LOVE BOOSTERS. Go see that shit in theaters if you still can!!!!!!!! Check us out @ themorningbleezy.com [http://themorningbleezy.com] and @themorningbleezy!!!! 0:00 - OUR FIRST AND ONLY APOLOGY (He LIED About The Ketchup) 4:19 - It’s The First Of The Monnnnnnth 5:25 - Cloudy With A Chance of ACID 10:14 - I Hope ALL My QueensLink 😏 18:00 - You Don’t Have To Be A Gamer To Know Ball 20:26 - Nia’s First And ONLY Wrong Prediction (She LIES About The Spurs) 21:32 - The Knicks Are Going To Win 🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏼‍♂️ 23:51 - For $125,000 Seats They Better Start Kissing Out There 26:05 - Bleezy Movie Club: We Love I Love Boosters!!!! 29:55 - SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS (Past This Point) 34:20 - It’s 10PM…Do You Know Where Your Clothes Come From? 36:06 - Where Is ANY Money Coming From? 39:37 - Leftists Vs Brevity Challenge: Level Impossible 50:03 - He Sucked Her Soul Out (Lame Ass Incubus) THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com [https://themorningbleezy.com/] <3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich 2026 arcola studios, llc

THE CANADIAN CORNBALL STRIKES AGAIN

GOOOOOOOOD MONDAY MORNING COMMUTERS! We Regret to Inform You That The Boy Remains At Large And On The Cob…episode 9 contains not only our unbiased ICEMAN review, but an unsolicited GEICO ad (Jake is sooooo pleased with his savings), and the inception of the BBC™️📚 READ A BOOK HOE! Let us know @themorningbleezy what books you’re reading, and if you want to dial in to a future episode to chit chat about your fuckass commute!!! 0:00 - They Were Jelloing Everything In The 50s 1:57 - The First Double Entendre Of The Episode 2:44 - We Could’ve Fuckin Died (Climate Crisis Averted For At Least A Week) 3:14 - 43 Songs That Could’ve Been An Email 7:24 - STOP TALKING ABOUT 2024!!!!!!!!!!! 9:00 - I’m Sure There’s A Summer Bop In There Somewhere 11:12 - Drake Paid Off SportsCenter And It’s Obvious And Sad 12:32 - Nia Breaks Down The NBA Playoffs Correctly On The First Try 18:18 - Switch To GEICO And Save THOUSANDS (Geico Please Sponsor Us) 21:43 - Get Insurance Or You Will Become Property Of The State 22:51 - THE BLEEZY BOOK CLUB THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com [https://themorningbleezy.com/] <3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich 2026 arcola studios, llc

THE MORNING [REDACTED]

Beware the Ides of May…unless it’s warm that day then we’re fine. Carry on. Just because you CAN (soon) get in a UBERCOPTER to JFK doesn’t mean you SHOULD….unless you’re super duper duper duper duper fucked up. The Knicks are doing well, Kash Patel is not, these false flag B-sides are getting lazier by the day, and Jake & Nia scream at each other like you’ve never heard before over a GAME on his PHONE🃏 0:00 - BIG COFFEE SAID YOU WILL NEVER OWN PROPERTY 4:59 - In Space No One Can Hear You Podcast 5:48 - Mayday vs. May Day vs. May Day 7:51 - Dire Climate Message From A Great Shaman (Woman) 9:36 - Train 2 Da Plane 11:21 - THE UBERCOPTER 15:01 - Nia Once Again Correctly Predicts The Future (Knicks Playoffs Discussion) 17:10 - A [REDACTED] Tried To [REDACTED] The [REDACTED] With A [REDACTED]…Again 19:24 - Solitaire Is Demonic vs. What The Fuck Are You Talking About THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com [https://themorningbleezy.com/] <3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich 2026 arcola studios, llc

POPE LEO FAITHMOGGS JD VANCE

SAME SHIT DIFFERENT TOILET: The Bleezy is back in Brooklyn & better than ever!!! In this 4/20 episode that has very little to do with 4/20, Jake & Nia discuss Ubering for coochie in NYC, a most unusual murder, SPACE, and the week’s latest blasphemy from our pedophile in chief. WATCH THIS EPISODE WITH YOUR EYES AT THEMORNINGBLEEZY.COM [http://THEMORNINGBLEEZY.COM]!!!! 0:00 - High School Musical: The Sharpay Edition 0:53 - Nia Can Vape On Our Set Now! 3:22 - War Exists In The Context Of All That Came Before It 5:16 - Not Every Day You Gotta Smoke 8:49 - Put On A Sweater Bitch (Fool’s Summer) 9:40 - Ebike To Your Date At The Nathan’s Hot Dog Stand 14:48 - The Cornhole Killer & His Car 20:15 - Anybody Can Do Anything To You At Any Time 22:09 - For Carroll <3 31:36 - The Duality Of Man (A Civilization Will Die Tonight) 33:10 - Beefin With The Pope 36:39 - I Thought I Was A Doctor Surrounded By Angels Laying Hands Upon The Sick 38:57 - JD Vance Is A Fat Ugly Chud 39:16 - THE POPE IS WEAK ON CRIME 41:47 - Get Your News From Only Us Then Touch Grass (Love You!) THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com [https://themorningbleezy.com] <3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich 2026 arcola studios, llc