The Unprofessionals

Evo, Edawg & The Lord: Beer Awards Gone Wild

In this laugh-out-loud episode, Evo, Edawg, and the ever-mysterious “The Lord” descend upon the annual Beer Awards with one mission: to cause absolute, glorious chaos. From questionable tasting notes (“Is that… banana bread?”) to impromptu speeches that no one asked for, the trio turn a prestigious event into a night of unpredictable antics. Expect spilled pints, outrageous banter, and a few moments that will have the organisers questioning their life choices. Whether you’re a craft beer connoisseur or just here for the shenanigans, this episode serves up frothy fun with a side of mischief. 🍺 Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

It's The Easter Bunny

It’s Easter, the chocolate is somehow pricier than the world’s fuel supply, and the lads are absolutely fired up about it. Before anyone can unwrap a single egg, they’re already asking the big seasonal questions — like why on earth are we eating hot cross buns at Christmas and who decided that was normal. Edawg, of course, is still going on (and on… and on) about his legendary flathead catch. At this point, the fish might as well be a co‑host. Then things take a turn down the rabbit hole — literally — as the boys dive into the mysterious origins of the Easter Bunny. Folklore, weird traditions, questionable theories… nothing is off the table. It’s festive chaos, sugar‑fuelled ranting, and classic lad banter wrapped into one cracking episode. Hop in. It’s a wild one. 🐰🔥 Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

All Cast Action Heroes

The boys have crashed back into the studio and the chaos levels are already off the charts. Edawg opens the episode by bragging — loudly — about his massive flathead catch, and honestly, he’s milking it like he just won a world title. Then the lads veer straight into a full‑blown debate about action‑movie stars. We’re talking explosive takes, questionable rankings, and at least one rant about how every hero in the 80s apparently survived on protein powder and pure attitude. It’s cinematic nonsense at its finest. And just when things couldn’t get any more unhinged, they unleash the brand‑new segment: The Social Experiment. No rules, no safety net, just the lads smashing the format to pieces and seeing what happens when you mix science‑ish ideas with zero scientific discipline. High energy, big laughs, and the kind of banter that feels like you’re sitting in the room with them — this episode is primed to go off. Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

We Have Been Censored !

Edawg has mysteriously disappeared — again — but don’t panic. The Milan has strutted in like a man who definitely didn’t read the group chat and is now pretending he knows what’s going on. Each episode, the lads heroically tackle the world’s biggest questions, such as: * Why is China’s population vanishing faster than Edawg on a Friday night * How Australians are expected to pay fuel prices that clearly violate several human rights * And who exactly thought banning half the internet was a good idea It’s chaotic. It’s questionable. It’s the kind of podcast your mum would not approve of. Grab a seat, grab a snack, and prepare your brain for mild confusion and maximum entertainment. Welcome to the show — where the lads talk nonsense so you don’t have to. Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Fuel Wars!

WELCOME BACK TO FUEL, FOOLS & FILTH, THE ONLY PODCAST WHERE THE LADS DISCUSS GLOBAL FUEL PRICES WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF MEN WHO ONCE FAILED YEAR 10 MATHS, THEN IMMEDIATELY PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY TO REMIND EVERYONE WHY WE’RE NOT ALLOWED AT FAMILY GATHERINGS ANYMORE. Tonight’s chaos includes: ⛽ Fuel prices — why they’re rising, who’s to blame, and which lad is definitely filling his tank $5 at a time like he’s on a payment plan with destiny. 🃏 Cards Against Humanity — the game that reveals your friends’ true personalities, and unfortunately, none of them are employable. 🍻 Plus the usual nonsense: * One bloke who thinks he can solve the energy crisis with duct tape * Another who reckons his 2003 Corolla is ‘basically a hybrid’ because he turns the AC off on hills * And someone who thinks OPEC is a new burger at Hungry Jack’s So buckle up — unless you’re Geoff, who refuses seatbelts because ‘they’re just Big Strap trying to control us’ — and get ready for the only podcast where global economics and deeply questionable humour collide like two drunk shopping trolleys at 2am.” Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.