Vendor Chronicles

Don't twerk on me

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/fan_mail/new] The Binary Brethren are at it again!! Shane the Brain starts the insanity by claiming that twerking isn't dancing, but admits to liking Miley Cyrus' music. Q the Messenger takes a solid stance against war, and a solid stance for voter ID. After a lesson in astrology, the wise one comes through yet again with some solid Words of Wisdom. Let's gooooo! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/support]

The beast with two backs is in the playland!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/fan_mail/new] Straighten your spine and open your mind because this trip will give you more twists than a crackhead loctition!! First Q the Messenger claims money solves all problems, Shane the Brain counters and all hell breaks loose from there! From sports gambling to matching wedding jewelry (with a break to talk about their gardens), they cover it all. LET'S GOOOOO!!! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/support]

The Zima code

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/fan_mail/new] Brace yourself for this one! Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger debate so many different topics that you're bound to find one that pisses you off! Whether it's where to take a first date, who gets the inheritance, exercise and physical fitness or sex versus a relationship, this one goes more places than Greyhound.  Let's gooooo!! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/support]

The citizens of Vendor Chronicles are in for a hell of an episode!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/fan_mail/new] This episode lives up to its name! Q the Messenger jumps right onto the dance floor with a human centipede reference, the story about how "I almost turned into a N-word today" and then stating emphatically "Im the darkest white man you know"!!! He throws off to Shane the Brain who wastes no time telling you how "Handicaped parking pisses me off", bemoans the fact that you can't punch women, then recounts having been serenaded by a bum in Nashville. The hits keep coming, check it out for yourself... Let's gooooo!!! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/support]

You have to wade through the color to get to the character.

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/fan_mail/new] This episode is packed so tight you'll have to hold your breath to get through it! From Willie Nelson to Ralphie May or Single Barrel Jack to the problem with "Boomers", you'll laugh till it hurts. Need an economics lesson? Take notes as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger break down some of the real world challenges of running a micro business. Let's goooo!! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/support]