#whereisbritney

ep 41 #magic and spiritual crashouts

Do you like when I crash out because I crashed out here for like nine minutes and it's kind of funny I think it's funny but you know you tell me if you have the same humor. It to me crashing out for 9 minutes talking about what I've discovered and things that I find interesting and the astrology of something called the US asteroid so tune in if you're interested, and if you find me losing my shit, funny because I do

ep 40 #spirals about being #fukboisthroughouthistory.

spiral with me as i spiral in real time, very little ediits, and if it's not funny, i apologize.

#whereisbritney podcast ep 38 #chaosinabottle reflections on the madness of everything all at once.

So let's have event session together. I know it's one-sided, but that's not my fault. It's your fucking fault Like we're on a podcast and I'm trying the best I can to hear you, but I do hear you I'm just kidding but let's talk about the madness that is this reality because if there's anyone that I want to talk to you in this burning shit show of a fire it's you guys so let's talk about the world as it burns down together

ep 37 #leavebritneyalone

After three years, you'd think I'd get over people saying I should leave her alone, but no, in fact, it drives me crazy still.

Ep 36: The Mark Antony of It All 🚀 I’m a Mofo #StarDoctor… Universe, PLEASE STOP With the DLs

🚀 New karmic revelation just dropped & WOW, I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. Turns out I’m Mark Antony. Yeah. THAT Mark Antony. 👏 Suddenly Julius Caesar (aka Britney Spears), Cleopatra (aka my ex), and Augustus (aka my sister) fit into my reincarnation web in ways that are actually insane. 💀 BONUS? The Universe won’t stop sending downloads, and I just wanted one (1) week off. 💡 In this episode, I break down the ASTROLOGY, the KARMA, the CHAOS, and WHY this lines up TOO WELL. 👀 Topics Covered in This Episode: * WTF do I do with this past-life information?? * How Britney Spears = Julius Caesar makes actual cosmic sense * The karmic cycles playing out in modern history * Why my “oh sh*t, I’m Mark Antony” moment flipped my entire understanding of past lives * …And why the Universe rudely refuses to give me a break