Wine, Weed, Weird!

How do you Say, Si? (it's about Hilaria Baldwin)

Emily has nothing bad to say about this person based on direct experience! But listen, there is no denying it's weird, so it fits the brief, and if Emily does't get it out of her system, she might explode. What is the deal with Hilaria Baldwin? Is she, on any level, Spanish? Did she carry six pregnancies with seeming zero long term (or midterm for that matter) effects on her body of any kind? How many people did she fly out from Spain to see her get married with a little flamenco fan? Is she a terrible dancer? Emily and Ky are diving in, and finding few answers. Grab a pepino and listen up!

Thank You for your Boners (it's about Rotton Tail)

Emily, Ky, and special guest Keith are back, mostly to talk about boners, 90's toys, body part size misrepresentation, attending Sutherby's auctions, and Pearl Harbor II, but don't worry! They also get into Rotton Tail! Which villian drives the plot? Did the general die (the first time) in the funniest possible way? What's lost from a slasher flick when the mutant rabbit fails to catch the shot off head of an unidentified character in his hat? Can you wear a fanny pack to Sutherby's? What about a carabiner key chain? Are we buying or selling? When did we get to the ghost town? Where's me gold?? All this and more in Part Two of our Horror-days Easter Episode about Rotton Tail!

Hurt People Hurt People (it's about Rotten Tail)

Join Emily, Ky, and special guest Keith for a hop down the bunny trail you won't soon forget! Once you figure out where you are...or like, what the plot is...or...anything else. Listen, this one's a clasic teflon plot, and if you wanted a comprehensive summary you wouldn't be listening to a podcast featuring two inebriated best friends! They may not make it very far through the movie in part one, but they do cover the effects of trauma, cat wrangling, if it's possible to be cool in school if you skip a few grades, and current events! Come back next week to see what other parts of the movie they talk about! Happy Easter, and Happy Passover!

Fireworks and Blood are Very Different (it's about Leprechaun

Emily and Ky want their gold!!!!! But they don't have green blood! They're back from the Bush, and they're not beating around it either as they continue to unspool the plot of this wild 1990 horror movie. Ok they do spend a good ten minutes discussing nudity as a lifestyle, but they do also explain the leprechaun's hobbies and passions, and reminisce about past episodes!

What a Storied Career (it's about Leprechaun)

Join Emily and ky for a spacey episode about an equally spacey villain in a movie they mostly compare to a porno. Meet Old Irish Man, and Old Irish Woman, who we only get to know for about five minutes before she's dead. Then, meet Baby Jennifer Anniston, Hunky Handy Man, Precocious Child, and...Ozzie. Emily and Ky explore confusing family relationships, misplaced tarantulas, and a guy who doesn't seem to know anything about cats before having to commit their own act of villainy: leaving early to meet their friend at the Bush. Don't worry, they'll get to part two next week!