Wine, Weed, Weird!

I'm Not Prepared to Let That Go (it's a Re-Release of our Season One Nativity Episode!)

Season one was a different time...Emily and Ky were so young, so fresh, so guiddy...and they'd spent so little time delving into their religious trauma! In some ways, this was the episode that tilted the trajectory of Wine, Weed, Weird, so of course we gotta revisit it this Christmas season! Think about the story of Jesus, Mary, Joseph, some shephered and some wisemen, and we're going to insist, some farm animals, in a whole new way this year! Or an old way, if you're a long time listener. It'll be a nostalgic treat!

Murdered in Cold Pud…dle (it’s about Frosty the Snowman)

Ky is back, and she’s asking the real questions about Frosty: is John Deer in this movie? Did people keep children in school till Christmas Eve in the 60’s? And, where are Karen’s pants?? Emily has no answers, but she’s busy writing the claymation Frosty prequel featuring a psychological deep dive into the neglectful upbringing of bad magician, Professor Hinkle. (Professor of what??) Join them for a possession narrative that might also be a pro-life plot that moves lightning fast once a moral authority rabbit who’s bad at impressions takes the reins!

I'm Blessed (it's about "A Choir Sings Jesus Cometh into my Kitchen and he Eateth all of Food)

We've got a special Christmas surprise for the Cephalopods: Teddy is co-hosting this week!!! Of course, we all miss Ky's hot takes, but you can see her hot legs instead in Company XIV's Nutcracker Rouge!!! We'll be sure to have a special segment to hear her thoughts on this topic on our next episode, In the meantime, enjoy Teddy playing with a puppy, Emily flexing on how much more weird shit she's processed the last five years, immune system comparisons, and impromptu sermons. It's a weird one, and is it even about Christmas? Or is it about something...more? "For I do speak of my own accord..." -Jesus

Jim Davis, We're Gonna Find You (it's about the Garfield Christmas Special)

Emily, Ky, and Garfield are all back this week as we jump forward a holiday right into Christmas Season!!! Why in the hell Did Jon celebrate Christmas with his family, but not Thanksgiving? Does this mean he and Liz are over? Explore these questions, plus: Garfield. Hedonist? Cynic? Anti-work icon? And, themes of grief and sexuality in 23-minute children's holiday specials. We also write two alternative childrens' Christmas books. Truly renaissance women!

It's Very Dangerous (it's about the Garfield and Friends Thanksgiving Special)

Happy Thanksgiving, Cephelopods! And you are about to be thankful as fuck because Emily and Ky are debuting a brand new best friend of the Pod: Garfield!!! How have we slept on this guy for five seasons? Hello?? He is a cat?? Also the seemingly innocuous comic about a food-loving cat and his socially awkward owner is actually so weird??? What do you mean the writer admitted Jon Arbuckle might be a murderer? What happens when we just take Garfield out of the picture? What's weirder than a Thanksgiving feast first date? Why are we rewarding coercion in a kids' show? All this PLUS an important Thanksgiving safety PSA? Wow. Go leave us a five star review and a tip on buymeacoffee.com right now!