Wine, Weed, Weird!

When you see claymation/stop motion animation Christmas characters, you know it's going to be good, and weird, and now we can all acknowledge the same truth for Halloween! Join Emily and Ky for a group project full of slackers, the massive plot twist that wasn't, unhinged sandwich oppinions, and songs that are not good, but kind of bangers at the same time. Who's the giant monkey? Why does everyone want the scientist's secrets? Why is everyone sharing rooms in a giant castle? What, actually, is going on at almost any point in this film? Your hosts are not going to find out.

Remember Season 1? We were so innocent, so fresh, so...exactly the same, lol. Do the time warp again with us this Spooky Season as we hearken back to an important episode from 2021! Why? Because people on the tiktok have just now figured out the monster mash may be something more exciting than a new dance craze. We'll be back with a brand new episode next week! Enjoy!

What is the unknown? It could be many things, but let’s just remind you that fingers are cancelled!!! Our silent horror commentary spooky season event continues this year, a mere three weeks after our annual beach day! Pull up that movie, and count down with us to half baked predictions, melodramatic reactions, and dubious insights combed from the Internet. It’s a shorter movie, so we fit it all in one week, leaving us so much October to enjoy more spooky silliness! You’re welcome, Cephelohaunts!

Your hosts initially thought it said “the ghosts of bisexual hall”, but somehow, this multi-plot absurdist feminist romp is even better than that! Get ready for our first Spooky Season Ep of 2025 featuring, sideburns that become mustaches, casually murdery aunts, pet name-happy Italian counts, a wise cracking woke kid, and the liberating power of Cosmo magazine! It’s all coming at you courtesy of aper-claws, the official cocktail of Wine, Weed, Weird!, and our live studio (ghost) audience of one!

How much is this episode about stupid sex courses? Well, it would be more if people would stop accosting Emily and Ky when they're clearly deeply involved in an important conversation at the beach! Get ready for giraffes, dogs, whales, horses, more squirting, shocking revelations, advice on moving with cats, sand stress, and more! Sometimes on the beach, what was lost, is found.