You've Got to Be Critting Me

Episode 37: What about my Taint?

Rory is back, but that does not mean the party is any closer to escaping the trial. After learning Todd’s transformation may be tied to the void, the Dragon King, and something far more dangerous than they understood, the group returns to Moonstone and finds the village completely abandoned. With no clear path forward, the party decides to trust their motes and follow wherever they lead. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ], Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF], and Apple Music [https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807] Additional DM elements by Loresmyth [https://loresmyth.com/] Join our Patreon! [https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme] Buy our merch on our website [https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/]! Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873], and Threads [https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Episode 36: Blessed are the Unfated

Todd is back to normal. Mostly. Probably. For now. After some unexpected divine intervention, the party tries to unpack Todd’s sudden transformation, his new connection to a terrifying rat patron, and the very inconvenient fact that this may happen again. Soon. But there’s still a festival to attend, babies to bless, and apparently baby versions of Thormir and Malcius to emotionally process. As the Blessing of the Newborns begins, the party learns more about the Unfated Ones, the prophecy tied to them, and just how weird this dreamlike world is becoming. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ], Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF], and Apple Music [https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807] Additional DM elements by Loresmyth [https://loresmyth.com/] Join our Patreon! [https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme] Buy our merch on our website [https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/]! Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873], and Threads [https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Episode 35: The Early Rat Gets the Cheese

What should have been a celebration turns into chaos when Todd transforms far sooner than anyone expected. As the party scrambles to contain the fallout, they’re left with troubling new questions about the Blessing of the Newborns, Todd’s fate, and Rory’s disappearance DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ], Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF], and Apple Music [https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807] Additional DM elements by Loresmyth [https://loresmyth.com/] Join our Patreon! [https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme] Buy our merch on our website [https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/]! Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873], and Threads [https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Parental Advisory - Episode 3: Cantrips? I thought you said Catnip

Proll and his bandits make the mistake of standing in the party’s way, forcing Eric, Nyl, and C-Smooth into their first real fight. As the battle turns messy and the party scrambles to survive, they get their first taste of how dangerous the road to the caves really is, and what victory might cost. DM: Jeffery Jordan Eric the Cleric: Travis Stewart C-Smooth: Cornelius Stewart II Nyltra: Lynn Stewart Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Hearthside Reels" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ], Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF], and Apple Music [https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807] Additional DM elements by Wizards of the Coast [https://www.dndbeyond.com/en] Join our Patreon! [https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme] Buy our merch on our website [https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/]! Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873], and Threads [https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Parental Advisory - Episode 2: Bad Signs on the Trail

A strange job. An abandoned wagon. A trail full of bad signs. In Episode 2 of You’ve Got to Be Critting Me: Parental Advisory, Eric, Nyl, and C-Smooth press onward toward a mysterious cave system as odd encounters and mounting danger make it clear their first adventure will not be a simple one. DM: Jeffery Jordan Eric the Cleric: Travis Stewart C-Smooth: Cornelius Stewart II Nyltra: Lynn Stewart Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Hearthside Reels" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ], Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF], and Apple Music [https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807] Additional DM elements by Wizards of the Coast [https://www.dndbeyond.com/en] Join our Patreon! [https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme] Buy our merch on our website [https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/]! Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873], and Threads [https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.