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The More Recent Testament of Jebus

Sometime in humanity's distant past, during a black mass held on a full moon in a seaside cave pyramid in the middle east, a small group of gnostic believers summoned an alien demi-gorgon from another dimension in the farthest reaches of space.  This entity be-queefed unto them papyrus tablets,  which, when played backwards, sound a little somethin' like this... HIT IT!!!"    - Eugene Tsoukalos

Eggplant Squirt

More random nothingness with a hint of nonsensical logical sprinkled in for good measure.  Stick around to the end for a discussion of what makes the current FLOTUS the only FLOTUS to give Nancy Regan a run for her money. *For those with keen observational skills, yes, this is episode 4.  Maybe someday, if you are lucky (and the ad revenue is incentive enough) we will release episode 3 on the DVD boxed set of A Cool Place To Park (in Technicolor!)

The Bar Has Been Set...

Welcome to episode 2!  Chris and Mario free-ball it through what will surely be remember as a "standard" for the show.

Introduce Yourself (Right On!)

From the day I was born, I took the bull by the horns, and gave you plenty to scorn... Well right on! Welcome to the very first broadcast of "A Cool Place To Park!"  In this episode, Chris and Mario try and make sense of what it is they are doing here, and where they hope to take you in the near future.  You'll laugh!  You'll cry!  You'll achieve universal oneness!  Most of all, you'll be left asking for more!  So sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for what is sure to be the greatest 2 hours, 6 minutes, and 56 seconds of your life!