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Dick Soupe and Spike Mulligan are trying to earn money they owe Patsy their landlord for rent. The two are late for their morning shift as Santa Claus and elf at Swizzler’s Department Store, run by Mohammed Alfajar Fulhamhole. Dick’s reaction to this seasonal job, coupled with a ‘Furby’ toy craze of that year and his lusting after young mothers, has Dick and Spike soon arguing over their pints in Joe Goggleses’ pub. They’ll be turfed out of their flat before Christmas if they don’t get Patsy’s rent money. Spike moans about it while reading his new book on Nostradiddymus, the "middle century cacker" as Dick calls him. Dick decides the best way to deal with things is to sleep on it, only to be visited by apparitions who take him on a journey to witness pivotal points of his past, present and of his future - should he stay on this path… Yuletide Yobs is a vulgar little vignette of one man’s transformation again, again and again… An Amplevoicepod ear-film production. Amplevoicepod create original, scripted, character & plot-driven comedy dramas. We construct fully immersive HD audio adventures. More than just a podcast, we are the Voice of Pod. Listen now to adventures from Mount Pheasant, Timefiddler, UCLS, Mental Holmes and ATRS. Frumpy Dumpster, United Mutations, Panspermia and the Friday Rock Show. All with beautiful sound design and irreverent humour. Join Adgeen and Tony on their two-hour rock show 'The Friday Rock Show', reading our listener stories live on air, among the greatest rock songs of the time. Find us, follow, subscribe and like. Streaming on Spotify, Acast, PlayerFM, Spreaker, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Deezer and more. Podbean and Soundcloud for episode art plus YouTube vids aplenty, Twitter for the socials, etc, ah sure you know eh? Bred mouldy in the backwoods of Wicklow, Ireland, where inspiration and insanity produce alchemic audio. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/amplevoicepod/id1479166024

May, 2001, Ireland. Two men arrive late in the morning on a cold and empty east coast beach. They are hungover. They are limping. They look at each other squinting. “This is it” one mumbled. “It’s done… Time to put on those headphones one last time…” It wasn’t one last time. Adgeen and Tony were back! And the Friday Rock Show ‘Brittas Bay’ special of ’01 was a masterclass in how to bottle a beautiful bowel movement. But they got by with a little help from their financially-induced friends. Dave O’Leary, Stephen Hawking, Ciaran Brennan, Neddy Tafler, Mr. Mellon, Gabbler, Leo McGregor and Paul Gombatuna all lent a well-remunerated hand in bringing the Friday Rock Show back on the air. Holding court among the bemused lobster-fleshed locals, bubbling farts in their ‘Rock Jacuzzi’, Adgeen and Tony sat on a Wicklow beach to present the first Friday Rock Show of the new millennium. They splash around, gurn, writhe and slap each other senseless in this epic summer special on Brittas Bay, Ireland’s ‘Premier Beach Attraction’ so someone says. You’ll hear some quite outlandish communiqués from our listeners. Jagger nearly spills hash into his pint while watching Celine gyrate beside his armchair. Neddy is so horny, his cock might explode as he soon gets his conquest ‘up the duff’. Baldy travels down to Wexford to fall in love with Becks from Coolgreany and proceeds to eat all her food. Then there’s Karen McGaa, who starts work at the ‘Donation Station’ in a sperm bank, soon to be hypnotised by Quentin’s larger-than-expected contribution. Finally there’s Gerry Dixon, who’s very angry at the ‘First Wives Club’ of his local GAA community, spitefully telling us they’re all ‘skulling back pints’, ‘riding in tractor sheds’ and ‘building a house next to the ‘mammy’’. Witness more spots than you can flick a snot at, with Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, Gabbler’s Sci-Fi Spot, The Tune The Box Spat Out, Don’t Fuck Up The Microphone and a bevy of promotional adverts to pick the sand out of your crack to. Adgeen and Tony dance in the moonlight with Toploader, roll with Limp Bizkit, go loco with the Fun Lovin’ Criminals, steal some sunshine with Len and play sssshhpiderman with The Ramones! And even the sun briefly came out too. It’s a mighty soggy sandcastle of a show. So throw down your towel and let The Friday Rock Show lash the air off your pimply blue skin with our Brittas Bay Special from 2001. Amplevoicepod create original, scripted, character & plot-driven comedy dramas. We construct fully immersive HD audio adventures. More than just a podcast, we are the Voice of Pod. Listen now to adventures from Mount Pheasant, Timefiddler, UCLS, Mental Holmes and ATRS. Frumpy Dumpster, United Mutations, Panspermia and the Friday Rock Show. All with beautiful sound design and irreverent humour. Join Adgeen and Tony on their two-hour rock show 'The Friday Rock Show', reading our listener stories live on air, among the greatest rock & metal songs of the time. Do it, do it, dooo it. Find us, follow, subscribe and like. Check us out on Spotify, Acast, PlayerFM, Spreaker, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Deezer and more (see links below). Podbean and Soundcloud for episode art plus YouTube vids aplenty, Twatter, etc, you know yourself. Bred mouldy in the backwoods of Wicklow, Ireland, where inspiration and insanity produce alchemic audio... https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/amplevoicepod/id1479166024 https://overcast.fm/itunes1479166024/amplevoicepod https://open.spotify.com/show/5OwWoulD6Zn3zlbg0IxZpL https://www.podcastrepublic.net/podcast/1479166024https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-voice-of-pod https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc3ByZWFrZXIuY29tL3Nob3cvNDA2Mjk5OC9lcGlzb2Rlcy9mZWVk https://castbox.fm/channel/id2364392?country=us https://player.fm/series/amplevoicepod-2541878 https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/amplevoicepod-amplevoicepod-zCpPSZ4vq9I/ https://soundcloud.com/amplevoicepod https://www.mixcloud.com/Amplevoicepodcast/ https://blubrry.com/amplevoicepod/ https://play.acast.com/s/amplevoicepod-1 https://www.iheart.com/podcast/966-the-voice-of-pod-49303132/ And available on Castro, Pocket Casts, Deezer & Podcast Addict too! But not TuneIn, as they’re reliably rubbish. Plenty of our Friday Rock Show listener letters and promo videos at https://www.youtube.com/c/AmplevoicePod Inane mutterings and social nonsense at https://twitter.com/amplevoicepod and https://www.facebook.com/thevoiceofpod Contact Amplevoicepod at: tonywilson@amplevoicepod.com or https://www.facebook.com/thevoiceofpod/ #fridayrockshow #podestantreformation #voiceofpod© Copyright Amplevoicepod

Strutting awkwardly down the steps into the pert parlour of plenty, flanked each side by Mirjana and Irena, Adgeen and Tony stumble through red velvet curtains. Two glasses of Louis Roederer’s finest Cristal are shoved in their faces by an effortlessly slender gentleman. Tony slaps him away, ordering instead two bottles of Tuborg much to the smirks of other McLapdancer staff. Adgeen’s about holding it together for the after party here but Tony has just pissed himself, wobbling toward a private room with a square-jawed Estonian. 50 Cent comes thumping on the P.A. and a thonged girl with a live snake jumps up on a shiny podium. Adgeen tells no-one in particular that “50 Cent was shot 8 times don’t you know”. Tony roars back beyond a curtain: “Yeah, but not in the head though!” The Friday Rock Show is ‘Looking Back At 2003’, when Ugg boots, double denim and Justin Timberlake were somehow relevant. A ghastly time for all involved but there was a sliver of Olympian light in the form of The Darkness, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age and Audioslave. Adgeen and Tony tear into incredulous letters sent in from Tucker, DJ Jaffa, Mickleen, Clare, Gabbler, Busher and Seamus Conman, regaling us with tales of their strange goings-on in 2003. A time when everybody was trapped in lapdancing clubs, drinking too much and racking up huge credit card debt to fund whole families back in Eastern Oestrogena. But, my, they were lovin’ it! Da-da-da-da-daaaah!   Amplevoicepod create original, scripted, character & plot-driven comedy dramas. We construct fully immersive HD audio adventures. More than just a podcast, we are the Voice of Pod. Listen now to adventures from Mount Pheasant, Timefiddler, UCLS, Mental Holmes and ATRS. Frumpy Dumpster, United Mutations, Panspermia and the Friday Rock Show. All with beautiful sound design and irreverent humour. Join Adgeen and Tony on their two-hour rock show 'The Friday Rock Show', reading our listener stories live on air, among the greatest rock & metal songs of the time. Do it fam'... Find us, follow, subscribe and like. Check us out on Spotify, Acast, PlayerFM, Spreaker, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Deezer,  and more (see links below). Podbean and Soundcloud for episode art plus YouTube vids aplenty, Twatter, etc, ah you know yourself. Bred mouldy in the backwoods of Wicklow, Ireland, where inspiration and insanity produce alchemic audio... https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/amplevoicepod/id1479166024 https://overcast.fm/itunes1479166024/amplevoicepod https://open.spotify.com/show/5OwWoulD6Zn3zlbg0IxZpL https://www.podcastrepublic.net/podcast/1479166024 https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/amplevoicepod https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-voice-of-pod https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc3ByZWFrZXIuY29tL3Nob3cvNDA2Mjk5OC9lcGlzb2Rlcy9mZWVk https://castbox.fm/channel/id2364392?country=us https://player.fm/series/amplevoicepod-2541878 https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/amplevoicepod-917768 https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/amplevoicepod-amplevoicepod-zCpPSZ4vq9I/ https://soundcloud.com/amplevoicepod https://www.mixcloud.com/Amplevoicepodcast/ https://blubrry.com/amplevoicepod/ https://play.acast.com/s/amplevoicepod-1 https://www.iheart.com/podcast/966-the-voice-of-pod-49303132/ And available on Castro, Pocket Casts, Deezer & Podcast Addict too! But not TuneIn, as they’re reliably rubbish. Plenty of our Friday Rock Show listener letters and promo videos at https://www.youtube.com/c/AmplevoicePod Inane mutterings and social nonsense at https://twitter.com/amplevoicepod and https://www.facebook.com/thevoiceofpod Contact Amplevoicepod at: tonywilson@amplevoicepod.com or https://www.facebook.com/thevoiceofpod/ #fridayrockshow #podestantreformation #voiceofpod © Copyright Amplevoicepod

Hard rock hallelujah! Lordy, lordy, eh? Lordi? Who? Uh, no it’s not just the tune the Finns shat out, but it’s praise be for another sonic slab of Friday Rock Show. Hewn from the stratified limpet brains of Adgeen Byrne and Tony Wilson… They’ve alabastered themselves all over with The Friday Rock Show No.32. Pasty, lined and cold to the touch, we chip away at the dusty, gnarly face of the calcified absurdities of rock. There are chiselled boulders of inarticulate and explicit stories from our listeners, including Jagger, Uzbeki, Gabbler, Eric, Umar and Floyd Excelsior Ginkle. Not to mention the spits, curses and all round passive aggressiveness of Busher, for whom we roll some Aha out in honour of his favourite band. They write in, we read out and all sorts of tectonic shifts ensue. We blow some speakers with Manowar, head to California with the Red Hot Chili Peppers and get stoned with Tool. Letter-writer Gabbler flies back later in the show perched atop his Millenium Sirocco to give us his Sci-Fi Spot and there’s always time for a bit of ‘Don’t Fuck Up The Microphone’. However, the stupendous ego of Leo soon bounces raggedly into our view, sending us his story of studying ‘boom frequencies’ and claiming false sexual conquests. Come rappel down the smooth eroded slope of The Friday Rock Show No.32 with us and let’s get Alabastered together. Simply the best, highest, thin-aired peak of rock shows, on a Friday. It's certainly not 'Full Metal Jackie' if that's what you're thinking. Amplevoicepod create original, scripted, character & plot-driven comedy dramas. We construct fully immersive HD audio adventures. More than just a podcast, we are the Voice of Pod. Listen now to adventures from Mount Pheasant, Timefiddler, UCLS, Mental Holmes and ATRS. Frumpy Dumpster, United Mutations, Panspermia and the Friday Rock Show. All with beautiful sound design and irreverent humour. Join Adgeen and Tony on their two-hour rock show 'The Friday Rock Show', reading our listener stories live on air, among the greatest rock & metal songs of the time. It's a chaotic camaraderie. Find us, follow, subscribe and like.

Love your ears, let them flop and dangle along to the mighty Twenty Year Special from The Friday Rock Show. Adgeen and Tony have sparred over the microphone and gotten smart with each other for decades now. They’ve taunted, tricked and traded barbs. They’ve hocked, wheezed, sneezed and spat. Belched, burped and broke wind in a box room down in a basement, far away from polite society. And a good job too. Festering in their own bile and rancid juices, fermenting the next Friday Rock Show, the next strange story within and the next ignorant riposte across the airwaves. Listeners’ letters are attacked at will. There’s bemusery from Payter Farher, Fabian Mortimer, Baldy, Jagger, Simon Spratt, Turlough, Tucker, Shay Mozzarelli, Busher and Tom Shergar to name but most of them. It’s a symphony of sick, a cornucopia of crazy and a damn good time hearing their tales. Also there’s actually some rock ejaculated across the riotous correspondence, pretty little ditties from Queens of the Stone Age, Type O Negative, System of a Down and more multisyllabic bands. Oh and Udo… Remember him? Surely you accept you know him, your balls would be to the walls if you didn’t. But this time, his solo effort was The Tune The Box Spat Out. Pity. Then look no more for some ‘Mad Moments’, a hastily strewn together pile of puerility taken from the most recent ten years of shows up to the time this one went out, which by now is a long time ago but thanks to this you have the change to time travel back to when it was now. Celebrate this jamboree of juvenility, this orgy of originality and rejoice, for the weekend is here, with the weekend men propelling the most intense podcast on the planet. This is the Twenty Year Special from The Friday Rock Show. Amplevoicepod create original, scripted, character & plot-driven comedy dramas. We construct fully immersive HD audio adventures. More than just a podcast, we are the Voice of Pod. Listen now to adventures from Mount Pheasant, Timefiddler, UCLS, Mental Holmes and ATRS. Frumpy Dumpster, United Mutations, Panspermia and the Friday Rock Show. All with beautiful sound design and irreverent humour. Join Adgeen and Tony on their two-hour rock show 'The Friday Rock Show', reading our listener stories live on air, among the greatest rock & metal songs of the time. Engage!Find us, follow, subscribe and like. Check us out on Spotify, Acast, PlayerFM, Spreaker, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Deezer and more (see links below). Podbean and Soundcloud for episode art plus YouTube vids aplenty, Twatter, etc, ah you know, it must be involuntary by now. Bred mouldy in the backwoods of Wicklow, Ireland, where inspiration and insanity produce alchemic audio... https://www.podchaser.com/amplevoicepod https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/amplevoicepod/id1479166024https://overcast.fm/itunes1479166024/amplevoicepodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/5OwWoulD6Zn3zlbg0IxZpLhttps://www.podcastrepublic.net/podcast/1479166024https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/amplevoicepodhttps://www.spreaker.com/show/the-voice-of-podhttps://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc3ByZWFrZXIuY29tL3Nob3cvNDA2Mjk5OC9lcGlzb2Rlcy9mZWVkhttps://castbox.fm/channel/id2364392?country=ushttps://player.fm/series/amplevoicepod-2541878https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/amplevoicepod-amplevoicepod-zCpPSZ4vq9I/https://soundcloud.com/amplevoicepodhttps://www.mixcloud.com/Amplevoicepodcast/https://blubrry.com/amplevoicepod/https://play.acast.com/s/amplevoicepod-1https://www.iheart.com/podcast/966-the-voice-of-pod-49303132/And available on Castro, Pocket Casts, Deezer & Podcast Addict too! But not TuneIn, as they’re reliably rubbish.Plenty of our Friday Rock Show listener letters and promo videos at https://www.youtube.com/c/AmplevoicePodInane mutterings and social nonsense at https://twitter.com/amplevoicepod and https://www.facebook.com/thevoiceofpodContact Amplevoicepod at: tonywilson@amplevoicepod.com or https://www.facebook.com/thevoiceofpod/#fridayrockshow #podestantreformation #voiceofpod© Copyright Amplevoicepod