Episode 100

Episode 100

Drink of the day: On The Rocks, Margarita Jonesy and Blanco have somehow found their way back to the bar — shocking absolutely no one. The dynamic duo tackle the hard-hitting topics of body image, bullying, and the evolving nature of societal norms, because nothing pairs better with a cold drink than an existential crisis. They regale each other with hilarious stories about nudie magazines, meat raffles, and the soul-crushing price of gas — the holy trinity of middle-aged male grievances. From there, Jonesy and Blanco turn their razor-sharp expertise toward the NBA, declaring it a disaster with the kind of confidence only two guys on their third round can muster. Starbucks also takes a beating, as the boys question why anyone should pay $9 for a cup of coffee that tastes like it was brewed in a flip-flop. The conversation somehow evolves into a surprisingly lucid breakdown of global markets and regional gas price inconsistencies — a segment no one asked for but everyone secretly needed. The boys then pivot to sports, because of course they do. They dissect the Chiefs' 2023 schedule like seasoned analysts — noting eight prime-time games — before completely losing the plot over the Royals, whom they blame entirely on management, the players, the weather, and probably Starbucks.

Episode 099

Drink of the Day: Carbliss Lemon & Lime. Blanco and Jonesy are back from Vegas! We highlight our stay at the Circa Hotel, the quality of its pool, and the various restaurants. We give you all the culinary high and low lights. Special shout out to Barry’s Steakhouse! Jones shares his experiences coaching youth sports, emphasizing the challenges of managing young athletes. We shout out Kansas City's culinary contributions, such as Wishbone dressing, Arthur Bryant's burnt ends, and the Z-Man sandwich, and call out New York's bogus claim to the New York Strip steak. The Kansas City Royals' suck again. We should have seen it coming. We give a brief preview of the draft. We also show some love to the Negro League Baseball Museum.

Episode 098

Blanco and Jonesy try a gingerbread cocktail made with Jaeger and RumChata. They reminisced about past drinking adventures and shared a story about Jones' brother-in-law's passing. They also talked about their children's activities, including Jones' son playing flag football and being tested for giftedness. Additionally, they shared a Reddit thread about millennials' YOLO moments, including spending on luxury items and experiences. The conversation ended with a discussion about their favorite sneakers and upcoming purchases. Jonesy and Blanco discuss their recent golf shoe purchases, with Jones owning four pairs, including Jordan and Adidas models. The conversation shifts to the NFL, highlighting the Kansas City Chiefs' acquisitions of Kenneth Walker and Justin Fields, and the potential impact on the team's offense. They also discuss the Raiders' trade for Max Crosby and the Packers' signing of Sammy Watkins, expressing mixed feelings about both moves. The discussion concludes with their admiration for Baker Mayfield and his unique place in the NFL. Let’s go Bake Show!

Episode 097

Drink of the day: Cutwater Vodka Mule  Blanco and Jones kick off the show with a Belfast Bomber made with Buffalo Trace bourbon cream instead of Baileys. It was delicious! They discussed the rising price of gold, which has increased from $2,800 to $5,300 per ounce in the past year, and its implications for the economy. Additionally, they shared personal anecdotes about purchasing a new RV and the importance of hygiene, including sunscreen and lotion usage. They also touched on the concept of toxic masculinity and its manifestations in everyday life. Jones and Blanco discuss their competitive experiences, including a heated game night involving darts and pool, and their thoughts on professional sports. They express frustration over the NFL Hall of Fame voting process, particularly the exclusion of Bill Belichick, despite his six Super Bowl wins. They also touch on the MLB Hall of Fame, noting the impact of steroids on voting. The conversation shifts to golf, with Jones planning to get new clubs and discussing a potential two-man scramble league. They conclude by planning a 9-9-9 challenge, involving eating nine hot dogs and drinking nine beers for the upcoming baseball season.

Episode 096

Drink of the day: White Russian and Jameson/Ginger ale.  Blanco and Jonesy are celebrating our birthdays at the bar. We take a trip back to 1983 and discuss what was happening around that time. Topics include the age of the internet, the Montauk Project, and government secrecy, touching on topics like hypersonic frequencies and drone activities. We dive into the 25 worst things people stuck up their bums in 2025. Sports focuses on the divisional round of the NFL playoffs.