Beating Two Dead Horses

It's Like Sex in a Phonebooth

Can you have sex in a phone booth? You have to find one first. How many storage units is too many? Thank you cards from 10 years ago. Landline is back!

Perfect Signal from the North Atlantic

Saul calls to check in from the middle of the Ocean. The internet is wrong about the World Cup games in Qatar. You can make knifes from scrap metal. Uboats could sink your passenger ship at any time.

Saul and the Steamer Trunk

Saul prepares to embark on his Atlantic crossing aboard the Queen Mary 2. Where can you find a steamer trunk? How many suits do you need for a week-long outing? Is it Canard or Cunard? You'll find out on Landline.

Beating Two Dead Horses

Tim and Alex trade wine for coffee and jobs for stupid ideas. Soft serve with all natural ingredients. Wine in plastic jugs. Bees in cherry trees welcoming spring. Hear it all 4 times on Landline.

Kung Fu Golf & Ken's Salad Dressing

Landline Podcast is being copied, which surprises no one. Fuzzy audio is being isolated and sent to New Jersey, which is exciting. Golf is fun but golfers are annoying. Max is a monotone genius. Landline.