Family Matters

Amazon Adventures 3

Episode 29 :: Amazon Adventures 3 – Yes! There’s More!! Mike returns to Amazon’s customer service line like a man who has learned nothing and fears nothing. He asks questions no human has ever asked, including whether Amazon can deliver existential clarity by Tuesday. The representative tries their best. They fail.

Family Matters

Episode 35 :: Family Matters Part I Not your wholesome, heart‑warming, “gather round the table and pass the potatoes” kind of family. No. This is the kind of family drama that makes soap operas look like meditation retreats. Mike dives head‑first into a domestic situation so tangled it requires a flowchart, a mediator, and possibly a priest. Expect emotional whiplash, unsolicited advice, and at least one relative who definitely shouldn’t be allowed near a phone.

Hotel Hell

Episode 34 :: Hotel Hell Mike and I have stayed in some questionable hotels, but these places redefine “hospitality” in the same way a haunted house redefines “open plan living”. Think flickering lights, carpets with mysterious stains, and a receptionist who looks like they haven’t slept since 1998. Mike attempts to complain, but the hotel’s customer service philosophy appears to be “deny everything and offer a mint”.

Don't Call Me Bev - Part 2

Episode 33 :: Don’t Call Me Bev Pt. II The thrilling conclusion to the Beverley Saga. Loose ends are tied, tempers flare, and Mike discovers that calling someone “Bev” when they explicitly said not to is apparently a declaration of war. Expect emotional fireworks, passive‑aggressive sighing, and a finale so dramatic it should come with a slow‑motion replay.

Don't Call Me Bev - Part 1

Episode 32 :: Don’t Call Me Bev Pt. I Beverley enters the chat. Mike immediately makes it weird. What begins as a simple conversation spirals into a full‑scale identity crisis, a debate about nicknames, and a moment where Mike tries to justify himself using interpretive logic that would make a philosopher cry.