S02E02: The 5:28am Train, The Wrong Day & The Dietician Who Read Me to Filth

S02E02: The 5:28am Train, The Wrong Day & The Dietician Who Read Me to Filth

In Episode 2 of Season Two, Nathan and Scott are back in full ramble mode - covering dietician trauma, disastrous travel planning, and the slow, painful reality of trying to get your life together.Scott kicks things off fresh from a brutally honest appointment where he’s told he’s at his heaviest in 11 years (groundbreaking advice follows: eat less, move more), while Nathan shares the chaos of a Manchester trip that involved booking the wrong train, arriving a full day early, and questioning every life decision before 10am.From there, it spirals - missed buses that may or may not exist, booking a hotel in the wrong Birmingham (Alabama), rail replacement purgatory, and the mental gymnastics of delay repay schemes. There’s also talk of air fryer revelations, quitting smoking (again), testosterone ups and downs, and the quiet rage of being told to “just have six pints a week.”It’s a beautifully chaotic mix of health updates, travel disasters, and everyday frustration - exactly what you’d expect from Matters of the Heart (and Other Failures) as the boys settle back into Season Two with absolutely no structure whatsoever. Grab tickets to Matters of the Heart, and other Failures LIVE! at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival on Saturday 21st March 2026 at ⁠⁠https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances/matters-of-the-heart-and-other-failures-live/ ⁠⁠ [https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances/matters-of-the-heart-and-other-failures-live/] Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, rate us and share with your pals! Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246] Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/] TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure] Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod [https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod]

S2:E01 - We Took a Week Off… and Accidentally Disappeared

But we're BACK! After what was meant to be a short festive break, Nathan Sparling and Scott Agnew return for Season Two of Matters of the Heart (and Other Failures) - with fewer hospital appointments, slightly better health updates, and absolutely no improvement in staying on topic. The pair unpack where they’ve been with house moves, winter slumps, broken routines, and the strange difficulty of restarting life once you’ve stopped for “just a week.” Scott adjusts to life with a CPAP machine that quietly reports his sleep habits back to the NHS, attempts quitting smoking (again), and reflects on how health maintenance becomes normal when the drama settles down. Meanwhile, Nathan experiments with skincare, navigates family interrogations about his love life, and questions how adulthood arrived without warning. Expect tangents involving Olympic luge athletes, curling controversies, disappearing passports, Highland comedy gigs, and existential chats about ageing, habits, and surviving modern life with humour intact. It’s a relaxed reset episode - less crisis, more catching up - and proof that even when nothing dramatic happens, there’s still plenty to fail at together. Season Two starts exactly where it should - mid-conversation, slightly chaotic, and very glad to be back. Grab tickets to Matters of the Heart, and other Failures LIVE! at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival on Saturday 21st March 2026 at ⁠https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances/matters-of-the-heart-and-other-failures-live/ ⁠ [https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances/matters-of-the-heart-and-other-failures-live/] Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, rate us and share with your pals! Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246] Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/] TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure] Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod [https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod]

E:10 - Illness, Improvements & Impetigo: Heart Progress, Hormone Highs & Glasgow’s Potato Wars

Episode 10 is pure, unfiltered chaos - even by Matters of the Heart (and Other Failures) standards. Fresh from an unexpected week off, Nathan and Scott dive straight into a whirlwind of disasters: a flu that left Nathan collapsed on a toilet floor, a trip to the worst stadium in Britain (“a redneck’s ranch held together with plywood”), and a shambolic World Cup draw. Nathan reveals big heart-health news - being officially discharged from the Heart Failure Clinic - while Scott details his testosterone journey, dramatic weight loss, and that time he got translucent beard hairs. They go from gastric flus in East Kilbride to debates about cheese on toast, night-time snacking, OnlyFans cash-doms and impetigo. There’s also a philosophical discussion about cloning Nathan after the apocalypse (terrifying), quitting booze, failing to quit smoking, and discovering a new local eatery called Spudland -which may or may not become TikTok famous. Heart updates, health disasters, comedy festival plugs and culinary shame all collide in this brilliantly unhinged catch-up episode. Grab tickets to Matters of the Heart, and other Failures LIVE! at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival on Saturday 21st March 2026 at https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances/matters-of-the-heart-and-other-failures-live/ [https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances/matters-of-the-heart-and-other-failures-live/] Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, rate us and share with your pals! Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246] Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/] TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure] Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod [https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod]

E:09 - The Tesco Ban, The MRI Penny & Scotland’s Near-Death Football Drama

In Episode 9, Nathan and Scott deliver peak chaos - a full hour of derailments, medical mishaps, supermarket scandals and Scottish football-induced cardiac events. Scott opens with a confession about nearly being arrested in Tesco for a 10p bag, while Nathan recounts being stopped by Aldi security for mistakenly wandering off with an unpaid tote. From there, the rambling descends beautifully: sleep apnoea naps, testosterone running low, wrestling obsessions, and the existential horror of discovering you're heavier than the Man vs Food guy. Nathan tells the wild story of almost breaking an MRI machine when a rogue penny ripped itself off his leg, while worrying about jean buttons becoming deadly missiles. There’s also a mattress protector meltdown, a political rant about school protests, a failed attempt to quit smoking, and the ominous mysterious ringing cable in Nathan’s house. Finally, the pair relive Scotland’s heart-attack-worthy qualifying match - the near-earthquake at Hampden, the 90-minute agony, the VAR rage, and the collective national blood pressure spike. It’s unhinged, honest, and hilariously Glaswegian - a perfect storm of health chat, football trauma, and daily-life disasters. Everything you expect from Matters of the Heart (and Other Failures) and then some. Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, rate us and share with your pals! Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246] Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/] TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure] Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod [https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod]

E:08 - Snowballs, Stovies & Scotland Stress: A Birthday, A Ball Game & A Big Ramble

In Episode 8, Nathan and Scott arrive late but fully chaotic - recording just one hour before Scotland v Denmark kicks off, sending them into a spiral of football dread, national pride and statistical heartbreak. What begins as a Scotland preview quickly derails into an Olympic-level ramble: birthday confessions, snowball debates (the bakery kind and the marshmallow kind), childhood worm-cutting, air fryer anxiety, hiding sweets in the garden, and whether white dog shites should make a Brexit comeback. Scott reflects on reaching “extra birthday number four” after surviving three cardiac arrests, while Nathan vows to break his Uber Eats addiction after calculating that coriander now costs him £60 a week. The pair also tackle stovies etiquette, black pudding danger levels, nicotine patch failures, and how to stuff a chicken without getting cancelled. It’s peak Matters of the Heart (and Other Failures): zero structure, maximum laughter, and the odd moment of unexpected mortality chat - wrapped around the emotional rollercoaster of supporting Scotland. Perfect for anyone who loves football, food, chaos, or two Scots talking nonsense before kick-off. Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, rate us and share with your pals! Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246] Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/] TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure] Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod [https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod]